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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Misplaced Lens Cap
EXPECTATIONS

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Not today Justin

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Keni
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

Andulka
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shark vs the universe
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The human body is fascinating
I keep telling people this shit in real life and they don’t believe me. I’ve seen it from multiple sources, and this just adds another (albeit usually unreliable) source. This is actually legit, guys. This is how your eyes move when you’re thinking about something. It’s actually a good way to tell if someone is lying or not, because they’ll look to their left (your right, durr) when they’re constructing false memories, and to their right when they’re actually remembering them.
HOLY CRAP. SAVING THIS FOR FUTURE REF.
“Your boobs are gonna get so huge!” “I’m just saying gendered colors are not as evil as people make them out to be.”“You’re certain the baby isn’t someone else’s right?”“I don’t think I’d be able to love a child that isn’t my blood.”“You already love them so much. It’s obviously meant to be.”“How much does a baby cost, anyway? Can’t you just buy a dog and call it even?” deal with me I LOVE PREGNANT
“I love pregnant” should be plastered all over your blog tbh
“Your boobs are gonna get so huge!”
“That’s what you’re thinking about right now? I’m going to murder you. This thing has to be wrong, go buy another test. No.”
“I’m just saying gendered colors are not as evil as people make them out to be.”
“I’m not saying they are, but I thought we’d agreed to not find out. To go with gendered colors would mean finding out the gender. You didn’t peak in the envelope, did you?”
“You’re certain the baby isn’t someone else’s right?”
“Unlike you, I haven’t really been sleeping around, so yeah– I’d say that’s a pretty safe bet. Don’t even worry about it, I’ll take care of things. Just thought you should know.”
“I don’t think I’d be able to love a child that isn’t my blood.”
“I was mildly worried about that at first, that I might not bond with them in the same way I would a biological child, but I can’t even explain it. Something just clicks. It’s the best feeling in the world. I still definitely need this wine though. I haven’t slept for the last five months.”
“You already love them so much. It’s obviously meant to be.”
“I love babies, Jamie. Babies, infants, ones I can hand back to other people. And sure, the idea of having one of my own isn’t so bad, but you’re telling me you have a child. You have a child, one who’s already halfway grown up, one who isn’t mine. Do you not understand why I’m mad right now.”
“How much does a baby cost, anyway? Can’t you just buy a dog and call it even?”
“You really don’t wanna have kids? Look at Spencer and Lacey with Lyla. That doesn’t even phase you?”
“The Age of Adaline” Meme
“I’ve been running for so long, and I don’t know how to stop.”
“Tell me something I can hold on to forever and never let go.”
“Don’t you miss having someone to love?”
“First time I saw you, I knew I had to meet you. I didn’t know when or how but I knew I wanted to.”
“All these years, you’ve lived but you’ve never had a life.“
“Will you ever come back?”
“What if something happens to you?”
“What if it’s too late?”
“This is quite the view.”
“How did you get my address?”
“This isn’t going to work.”
“I’m moving.”
“I’m just tired of running, of lying to good people.”
“You don’t have to be alone forever.”
“If I had your looks and your energy, I’d fall in love tomorrow.”
“If you aren’t going to do it for yourself, do it for me. Please?”
“I’m just here to say I’m sorry.”
“The future has its own charm. We could talk about ours?”
“I’m sorry. It’s just, you look exactly like this old friend of mine.”
“You know, you still haven’t told me your name.”
“You should see your face when you talk about him/her.”
“I hate feeling like second choice.”
“Smell something? Like your winning streak going up in smoke?”
“I can’t imagine my life without you.”
“I’m falling in love with you, and I can’t help it.”
“I wanted to tell you so badly, but I couldn’t.”
“He/She’s gone. He/She’s not coming back.”
Angsty Text RP memes
[text] I miss you
[text] Come over, we need to talk.
[text] Wait, you're cheating on me?
[text] Your mom called, said she hasn't seen you sober for three days.
[text] Oh, right. I probably wasn't good enough any way.
[text] Come over. You left your underwear here
[text] I'm pathetic, I'm so sorry
[text] I keep dreaming of you and I hate you but god I don't want to leave you
[text] I can't open this jar of pickles and Im laying on the floor crying and I know I haven't talked to you in a month but please help
[text] My mom asked where you are.. I may have not told her we broke up.
[text] You butt dialed me last night and I heard you say you loved her.
[text] You butt dialed me last night and I heard you say you loved him.
[text] When I kiss him I can only think of you
[text] When I kiss her I can only think of you
[text] I'm sick and I have no one else to be with me. Please come over.
[text] You left your facebook open on my computer and your ex messaged you.
[text] You're dead to me
People get drunk. They kiss the wrong person. And pretend to be okay. People will do anything to distract their heart. They will do anything to distract it from missing someone.
(via aaphrodisia)
Let’s talk about Joe Jonas. I’ve regressed back in time. I’m fifteen years old again. WHY AM I LIKE THIS?
Poetry doesn’t have to rhyme, it just has to touch someone where your hands couldn’t.
Rudy Akbarian (via ohteenscanrelate)
Emilia Clarke photographed by Jonas Holthaus for ZEIT Magazine
I read a lot of things about myself that aren’t true … I’ve read that I’ve been with people I’ve never met. It’s nice not to have any attachment, but, likewise, it’s nice to have a boyfriend. I’m open to that. But it’s hard, when you’re working constantly, to spend enough time with someone.
Adam Brody in Billy & Billie
send me a pairing and a number and i'll write you a drabble
“Come over here and make me.”
“Have you lost your damn mind!?”
“Please, don’t leave.”
“Do you…well…I mean…I could give you a massage?”
“Wait a minute. Are you jealous?”
“Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”
“I almost lost you.”
“Wanna bet?”
“Don’t you ever do that again!”
“Teach me how to play?”
“Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!”
“I think we need to talk.”
“Kiss me.”
“Hey, I’m with you, okay? Always.”
“So, I found this waterfall…”
“It could be worse.”
“Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…”
“This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.”
“The paint’s supposed to go where?”
“You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you.”
“We’re in the middle of a thunderstorm and you wanna stop and feel the rain?”
“I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.”
“Just once.”
“You’re the only one I trust to do this.”
“I can’t believe you talked me into this.”
“I got you a present.”
“I’m pregnant.”
“Marry me?”
“I thought you were dead.”
“It’s not what it looks like…”
“You lied to me.”
“I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.”
“Please don’t do this.”
“If you keep looking at me like that we won’t make it to a bed.”
“You heard me. Take. It. Off.”
“I wish I could hate you.”
“Wanna dance?”
“You fainted…straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”
“Hey! I was gonna eat that!”
“Have I entered an alternate universe or did you really just crack a smile for me?”
“You did all of this for me?”
“I swear it was an accident.”
“YOU DID WHAT?!”
“If you die, I’m gonna kill you.”
“Tell me a secret.”
“Hey, have you seen the..? Oh.”
"No one needs to know.”
“Boo.”
“Well this is awkward…”
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