Afraid of Death?

Ask no questions. I'll tell no lies. I'm the best there's ever been. (( Grave Terror. OC for the Dangerverse. FC: Johnathan Patrick Moore ))

[grave-terror-blog]

//whistling off-key//

[technohavoc]

grave-terror:

Flashy neon sign? Not my cup'a tea. How about a big crown on top my head, huh?

Ya need a run or ride? I got a bike waitin’ right ousside~~~

If only t’keep you from floatin’ off with all that hot air that’s in there :*

.. Aren’t you s’posed t’be helpin’ someone somewhere?

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An’ wouldn’t it be a cryin’ shame if I never saw yer pretty mug again because I’s off in the clouds, huh?

Doesn’t mean you don’t wanna go~~~~

[technohavoc]

But it does mean we’ll never hear th'end of it f’we do.

[grave-terror-blog]

Fer you, Li'l Miss? That's a risk I'm willin' to take.

[technohavoc]

grave-terror:

Flashy neon sign? Not my cup'a tea. How about a big crown on top my head, huh?

Ya need a run or ride? I got a bike waitin’ right ousside~~~

If only t’keep you from floatin’ off with all that hot air that’s in there :*

.. Aren’t you s’posed t’be helpin’ someone somewhere?

[grave-terror-blog]

An’ wouldn’t it be a cryin’ shame if I never saw yer pretty mug again because I’s off in the clouds, huh?

Doesn’t mean you don’t wanna go~~~~

[desperadoundead-blog]

grave-terror

You called?

…heheh… I mighta 

what’s goin’, how’s the sky where you are…. stars are out tonight!

[grave-terror-blog]

Are they? Hadn't noticed. Haven't stepped outside in 2 hours or so.

[technohavoc]

grave-terror:

Well I’ve been told I ain’t too easy to find, doll. Whatcha wanderin’ for, huh?~

I don’t know why - y’just have to look for the hugely inflated sense of self that hovers over you like a big flashy neon sign.

Ch. I got pins’n’needles all in my feet. Sat in one place too long or somethin’ - jus’ felt like I need t’move around.

[grave-terror-blog]

Flashy neon sign? Not my cup'a tea. How about a big crown on top my head, huh?

Ya need a run or ride? I got a bike waitin' right ousside~~~

[grave-terror-blog]

@desperadoundead

Ya’ve reached me. Do I even need to say who I am anymore? What can ya do for me?

[desperadoundead-blog]

Mister Entitled….. 

[grave-terror-blog]

You called?

[grave-terror-blog]

@desperadoundead Ya've reached me. Do I even need to say who I am anymore? What can ya do for me?

[technohavoc]

grave-terror:

You never let me ferget it, Li'l Miss. What are you doin’ stalkin’ my corner of the globe, huh?

Pff fulla yourself much? I ain’t stalkin’ ya so much as stumblin’ on ya by chance, lazy boy~

[grave-terror-blog]

Well I’ve been told I ain’t too easy to find, doll. Whatcha wanderin’ for, huh?~

[technohavoc]

grave-terror:

But it’s so bright outside. What if I get sunburned? What if I get a heat rash? What if an animal comes and attacks me? What if I die because I haven’t eaten in two days? I don’t think this particular line of work is for me. How about I trade a shift with someone else?

You’re a ridiculous human being, you know that?

[grave-terror-blog]

You never let me ferget it, Li'l Miss. What are you doin' stalkin' my corner of the globe, huh?

[grave-terror-blog]

But it's so bright outside. What if I get sunburned? What if I get a heat rash? What if an animal comes and attacks me? What if I die because I haven't eaten in two days? I don't think this particular line of work is for me. How about I trade a shift with someone else?

[technohavoc]

grave-terror:

Well y'ain’t killt me yet, so. … Whaddya /mean/ I’m not yer fav'rite??

Well f’you’re gonna imply I have to have a ranking system, I regret to inform you there’s a couple’a dusty, charming types that’re sittin’ just a lil higher than you are, darling~

[grave-terror-blog]

Well, if I weren't so drunk, I might jus'take offense t'that~

[some-bloody-saint]

grave-terror:

Don’ need a plaque when I got a mirror t'prove it to me~

Alright! Eheheh. Sounds like you now what you’re talkin’ about.

[grave-terror-blog]

'Course I do! On top'a bein' handsome, 'm also smart.

[some-bloody-saint]

grave-terror:

Don’ need a plaque when I got a mirror t'prove it to me~

Alright! Eheheh. Sounds like you now what you’re talkin’ about.

[grave-terror-blog]

'Course I do! On top'a bein' handsome, 'm also smart.

[technohavoc]

grave-terror:

But I’m yer fav'rite kinda person, ain’ I?~~

Well, I wouldn’t say favorite, but evidence suggests you’re on the list somewhere, doesn’t it?

[grave-terror-blog]

Well y'ain't killt me yet, so. ... Whaddya /mean/ I'm not yer fav'rite??

[technohavoc]

grave-terror:

Well…not totally smashed. Jus’ a li'l sideways ’s all.

Mi vida- you’re a ridiculous kind of person, you know that?

[grave-terror-blog]

But I'm yer fav'rite kinda person, ain' I?~~

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@some-bloody-saint

Y'rang an’ reached the most dashin’ man'a the Desert. Whatcha got for me, sweetheart?

[some-bloody-saint]

Ahah… is that like, somethin’ you got a plaque for,

[grave-terror-blog]

Don' need a plaque when I got a mirror t'prove it to me~

[grave-terror-blog]

@some-bloody-saint Y'rang an' reached the most dashin' man'a the Desert. Whatcha got for me, sweetheart?