Grave Delight

hell is leaking

[twitterlols]

[wikilifeadvice]

stop your addiction to being right

[maxknightley]

good advice for everyone who isn’t me

[80sanime]

[cutegaywitch-deactivated2021022]

me: *embarrasses self in public* me: *loudly* i sure hope no one MURDERS me tonight in my sleep WHERE I LIVE at 125 west (that’s W-E-S-T) roa…

[doctormeloku]

[f4-headcanons-n-shit]

Ways in Which Survival Mode is Incredibly Realistic:

- Eat random combinations of items to sate hunger regardless of nutritional value - I too, sleep at erratic intervals for short periods of time - Always tired anyways - Increasingly anxious the further away from a bed I am - Minor ailments are uneasily shrugged off with “I guess I’ll just live with it” - Running away from bugs while high pitch screaming - Increasingly overprotective of friends for fear of losing them

[biohazardinc-deactivated2020012]

[full-metal-furies]

[1920′s gangster voice] every single one’a you’s…… every single one’a you’s is valid…….

[goodboygustav]

t’anks boss 

[peachmilkcrossing]

[demo-ness]

[nihilistwife]

Optimistic nihilism only lads

[super-metroid]

“alright i could use a little break from this game, i’ll finish it later”

*never plays the game again*

[grunge-a]

[dajo42]

[gently places a single crisp autumn leaf atop my instant noodles] garnished

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

i put my gucci belt in attack mode

[mojav]

[twocubes]

she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

[sskyeh]

[b-bro-deactivated20200502]

detective: [kneels down looking over a dead body] hm. gross