me i pet him wethands style

saturn | they/them | ontario | 28 | trans woman safe

[sailyourshipsaroundme]

Petition for the Blue Jays to not only keep Max Scherzer but set up a ScherzerCam where we can watch him reacting to the entire game in real time

[allthisscienceidontunderstand]

"I feel like I'm going to have trench foot after today" thank you davis that is a sentence I never thought I would hear on sportsnet

[allthisscienceidontunderstand]

"I'm standing in beer with no feet on...no shoes on" again, great stuff my guy

[allthisscienceidontunderstand]

it feels like these situations could be related

[allthisscienceidontunderstand]

I love him

[bluejayjam]

No way Schneids wins this one.

[bluejayjam]

[bluejayjam]

Guys, I'm scared for Schneids.

[bluejayjam]

[strawberryblondebutch]

“Wide Max Scherzer can’t hurt you”

Wide Max Scherzer:

[based--ball]

Maybe the reason I have depression is that my coffee table doesn't fold up like max scherzer's does. Maybe that's why

[based--ball]

What if I'm just not folding my coffee tables enough

[beyondrotten]

may 4th, 2026 | toronto blue jays @ tampa bay rays

[varlands]

⤴️🫨⤵️🫨 BOS@TOR 04/28/26

[gay-stuff-is-happening-here]

mirror images

May 18th 2026

[based--ball]

Keeping the jacket ready!

(May 22, 2026 vs PIT)

bonus gif below:

for @travisdermotts :)

[based--ball]

🙌

(May 22, 2026 vs PIT)

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[gay-stuff-is-happening-here]

Louie kindly apologizing to his catcher after bruising his catcher after he bruised himself also featuring vali barking at louie

May 22nd 2026

[wizardarchetypes]

I want to write a book called “your character dies in the woods” that details all the pitfalls and dangers of being out on the road & in the wild for people without outdoors/wilderness experience bc I cannot keep reading narratives brush over life threatening conditions like nothing is happening.

I just read a book by one of my favorite authors whose plots are essentially airtight, but the MC was walking on a country road on a cold winter night and she was knocked down and fell into a drainage ditch covered in ice, broke through and got covered in icy mud and water.

Then she had a “miserable” 3 more miles to walk to the inn.

Babes she would not MAKE it to that inn.

[pixelartpeach]

Are there any other particularly egregious examples?

[theglintoftherail]

This book already exists, sort of! Or at least, it’s a biology textbook but I bought it for writing purposes:

It starts with a chapter about freezing to death, and it is without a doubt the scariest thing I’ve read in years (and I read a lot of horror fiction).

[wandercuriosity-deactivated2024]

This book can be downloaded for free on Researchgate, posted there by the author himself:

The Biology of Human Survival: Life and Death in Extreme Environments

[maykitz]

[birdbigbutch]

you stole dog blood

[vhs-dvd-comboplayer]

[sapphic-haymaker]

warm welcome back

[winged-void]

My enemies will warp the facts at every turn to construct a narrative that suits them.

[taurzza]

sun-God