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donāt ship with me bc if i know you do angst then iāll literally hurt you on purpose and then laugh about it
yeah, you may think that i'm a zero For years, Sue Sylvester did everything she could to tear down...
darrenandersonn:
We are looking for apps! There are many spots open!
Season 6 Glee Redo! So far the only characters taken are the adminsā: Blaine, Sebastian, and Kurt (this trio is gay as fuck, tbh) And applications are veryĀ wanted for all characters!
āRemember me for centuries.ā
Avengers - Marvel Studios
Centuries - Fall Out Boy
text message starters: part 12
[MSG:] Dude, just go to GeekSquad.
[MSG:]Ā Iāll bring your ācongrats on finally losing your virginityā cookies tomorrow, Iām exhausted.
[MSG:]Ā Update. A gay dude just told me Iām the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
[MSG:]Ā Iām not gonna lie. Iām a little scared.
[MSG:]Ā Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again.
[MSG:] Letās learn the alphabet! A is for āAdopted.ā Like you.
[MSG:]Ā WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN
[MSG:]Ā I bet Robert Pattinson has made it his mission in life to prevent people from taking shitty roles that will haunt them forever and everyone in Hollywood knows it and now heās like the Acting Avenger.
[MSG:]Ā I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
[MSG:]Ā I donāt know how [other character] is alive, I feel like heās been drinking since I met him.
[MSG:]Ā I still donāt know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
[MSG:]Ā Iām developing all these feelings. Itās disgusting.
[MSG:] Oedipus came in and out of the same vagina.
[MSG:]Ā WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
[MSG:]Ā I was wondering why were people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck.
[MSG:] We'veĀ talkedĀ about this! Itās a fire hazard!
[MSG:]Ā I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
[MSG:] Iām gonna fuck the socks.
[MSG:] THERE WERE ZEROĀ CHOREOGRAPHERS. ZERO.
[MSG:]Ā My boss doesnāt know what jello shots are. Iāve lost faith in this company.
[MSG:] Well, itās noon and Iām still dry heaving.
[MSG:] Did your penis manage to get smaller?
[MSG:]Ā Iām content with our āfriends with accidental benefitsā situation.
[MSG:] Sexual roleplay is so much better when everyone commits and develops a backstory for their character.
[MSG:]Ā I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldnāt snort coke this time.
[MSG:]Ā Letās play another riveting game of āWhose boxers are hanging on my fence?ā
[MSG:] WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU BLEW THE CAB DRIVER
[MSG:] So I found this box of flavored condomsā¦
[MSG:]Ā I lost my bra at his grandmaās house so thereās that.
[MSG:]Ā You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno.
[MSG:]Ā I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
[MSG:] I was a slut. I slept with a lot of people. Mostly guys.
[MSG:]Ā What do the bus drivers on field trips do while kids are on the field trip?
[MSG:]Ā I JUST FOUND MY SEVENTH GRADE MATH TEACHER ON A GAY PORN WEBSITE
[MSG:]Ā I canāt ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
[MSG:]Ā Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
[MSG:]Ā I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
[MSG:]Ā This entire semester has just been one successful act of procrastination after another.
[MSG:] Congrats, welcome to the āIāve jacked off while thinking about youā club.
[MSG:] On a scale of 1 to ā(500) Days of Summerā how much do people completely misinterpret what you say?
ship meme #1Ā āāāā
Send me a ship, and Iāll reply with:
Who would throw the other in the pool:
Who is the better carer when the other is sick:
Who would force the other to do extreme sports with them:
Who would cook the better romantic dinner:
Who would build the blanket fort in the living room:
Who would have the best holiday ideas:
Who would need to clean out the otherās stuff to make room for their own:
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WHY GAKGAJS FING BULSHIT I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES
I MEAN MY EYEBALLS ARE SWEATING
LITERALLY FAVOURITE THING EVER
And then:
Satan get out.Ā
Imagine your OTP proposing repeatedly at different restaurants to get free food.
#AND WHEN THE REAL PROPOSAL COMES AND THEY GET FREE ICE CREAM OR SOMETHING#PERSON A IS LIKE āomg that was a good one the whole speech was a nice touch where did you get this ring it looks so realistic omgā#and person B is just like ār u fucking kidding meā
WOAH INTERESTING QUESTIONS
01: tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now?
02: what on your body is hurting or bothering you?
03: what was your last thought before going to bed last night?
04: what are you listening to?
05: whatās something youāre not looking forward to?
06: where do you think your best friend is right now?
07: have you kissed anybody in the last five days?
08: favorite song ?
09: kiss on the first date?
10: is there one person you want to be with right now?
11: are you seriously happy with where you are in life?
12: is there something you would like to say to someone?
13: what are three things you did today?
14: would you rather sleep at a friendās or have them over?
15: what is your favorite kind of gum?
16: are you friends with any of your ex boyfriends/ girlfriends?
17: what is on your wrists right now?
18: ever liked someone you thought you didnāt stand a chance with?
19: does anyone have strong feelings for you?
20: are you slowly drifting away from someone?
21: have you ever wasted your time on someone?
22: can you do the alphabet in sign language?
23: how have you felt today?
24: you receive £60 without any reason, what do you spend it on?
25: what is wrong with you right now?
26: is there anyone youāre really disappointed in?
27: would you rather have starbucks or jamba juice right now?
28: why arenāt you in āloveā with your last ex anymore?
29: how late did you stay up last night and why?
30: when was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
31: what were you doing an hour ago?
32: what are you looking forward to in the next month?
33: are you wearing jeans right now?
34: are you a patient person?
35: do you think you can last in a relationship for three months?
36: favorite color?
37: did you have a dream last night?
38: are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?
39: if someone could be cuddling you right now, who would you want it to be?
40: do you love anyone who is not related to you?
41: if someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
42: do you like meeting new people?
43: are you afraid of falling in love?
44: ever self-harmed or starved yourself?
45: has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
46: have you ever felt like you werenāt good enough?
im gay and i canāt drive
gUYS OMG
my grandma just came over and saidĀ āare you really engagedā and I wasnāt really paying attention so I was likeĀ āyeah?ā Ā and she saidĀ āyouāre marrying wes?āĀ and I was likeĀ āwait what???ā
and she said my aunt swearsĀ she saw it on Facebook, but??? no???? i looked and i canāt find it and iām very very confused
i fucked up
whatās going on idk
help
gif challenge | vs. twistedthemusical round four ⢠jeremy jordan + favorite cover
#jEREMY LISTEN TO OME
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sebastian smytheĀ ā kurt hummel:
[ unsent ] Hey, angel. I know you hate me right now and I know itās my fault and I fucked up, but I miss you. And Iād really like to see you⦠please.
[ unsent ] Itās weird not talking to you. Itās like⦠a part of me is missing. I donāt know who I am right now and I donāt know what to do.
[ unsent ] Would you believe me if I said I suddenly forgot all my conjugations in French and I need your help ASAP?
[ unsent ] so im a little drunk but that dsnt change the fact that i lov you and you shldnt be w blaine bc i know you lov me too
[ unsent ] I woke up with someone in my bed and for half a second I was almost convinced it was you. A disappointment for me, really, when I found outā¦
sebastian smytheĀ ā kurt hummel:
[ text ] So, quick question. I was trying to cook dinner for my date with Brody, but I fucked up. Is it possible to cook something in 10 minutes or less, or should I order Chinese? Does he even like Chinese? God, Kurt, Iām dying.
Send me a 'ā' for five times my muse didn't text yours, and one time they did
letters to you
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box. Dear person I hate, Dear person I like, Dear ex boyfriend, Dear ex girlfriend, Dear ex bestfriend, Dear bestfriend, Dear *anyone*, Dear Santa, Dear mom, Dear dad, Dear future me, Dear past me, Dear person Iām jealous of, Dear person I had a crush on, Dear girlfriend, Dear boyfriend,
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