Clone rights!

[clonerightsagenda]

surely there was a less sinister way for my insurance portal to describe getting Botox for bruxism

[kushblazer666]

[flowercrownsylveon]

[clonerightsagenda]

started the last book in the Neapolitan quartet

[distractionsfromthefood]

[marzipanandminutiae]

if Ancelstierre keeps moving into the future and the royal family keeps sending their kids to school there, eventually the next Abhorsen might be that person who brings a guitar to a party and plays Wonderwall

we have to be prepared for this eventuality

[marzipanandminutiae]

next week on Douchebag Abhorsen: today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw (a Mordicant) back to (beyond the Ninth Gate)

and the week after: bullying the Wallmakers until they make an Old Kingdom-friendly Juul

[yearofdoodles]

Won't you help me Doctor Three 🎓

[cipheramnesia]

Do you think the doctors in charge of Mitch McConnell's body and organs are like having a huge debate like, who gets to be the lucky guy to pull his life support? Is he an organ donor? I think if you told a bunch of guys one of them would get to hack up McConnell's corpse and pull out his guts, they'd start a fistfight to see who got the privilege. Imagine getting to put Mitch McConnell's heart into an incinerator. What a thrill!

[sirilyan]

I’m going to ask for some elaboration, because I’m not sure what’s supposed to be thrilling about throwing a rock into a fire.

[cipheramnesia]

It's what he would have wanted - McConnell has always backed fossil fuels.

[clonerightsagenda]

I am morally opposed to prediction markets and don't even know where to find one but I am kind of curious what people are figuring the odds are that Mitch McConnell died and they're just not telling us because the governor who would appoint his replacement is a Democrat

[clonerightsagenda]

Not an appointment, a special election, but nonetheless Mitch is dying as he lived: being a procedural obstruction.

[clonerightsagenda]

Crossed Wires (947 words) by deliverusfromsburb Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Wolf 359 (Radio) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Doug Eiffel & Hera Characters: Doug Eiffel, Hera (Wolf 359) Additional Tags: Screenplay/Script Format, Post-Canon Summary:

For Podcast Girls Week: Twinsies Tuesday. Doug and Hera unpack some of Eiffel's baggage.

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I prefer to put my more polished stuff on AO3, but tumblr wasn't playing nice with the formatting, so here we are.

[tsarina-anadyomene]

Study finds 99% of interstellar flights result in a mysterious incident that kills entire crew save a sole survivor.

[lateonseteverything]

Yeah but the distances are so huge, it's still one of the safest travel methods per kilometre

[screenshotsofdespair]

[thememedaddy]

[tearsofrefugees]

Clerks smile and 'flip off' security camera while 'sneaking' immigrants out of courthouse: DOJ

Two Utah court clerks have been dubbed "anti-ICE vigilantes" after they were allegedly caught "sneaking" immigrants out the back door of the

[antifainternational]

That's how you show real solidarity!

"After they overheard that ICE was at the courthouse to arrest someone, they improperly accessed court databases to determine who was not born in the United States," a DOJ detention filing says. "They then snuck every suspected illegal alien who was at the courthouse out a back door, where ICE, who was waiting in the parking lot for their target to leave the building, could not see them."

Think about what you can do at your job or in your daily life to resist fascism when the opportunity presents itself!

[tredlocity]

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[3rdrealm-deactivated20200301]

i think the crux of human misery stems from the fact that our skeleton just wants to sit around and accumulate dust in an ancient barrow (that is the innate imperative of all skeletal remains in-case you didn’t know) but our meat has its own agenda which creates this fundamental conflict of interests

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

You just teleported to the last movie you watched! how is it going?

good

bad

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FUCK YOU I'M IN THE BACKROOMS NOW

dead

results

Remaining time: 2 days 5 hours

[clonerightsagenda]

When Minkowski calls Eiffel out for his microaggressions impacting her Polish identity, she doesn't mention all his 'evil Russian' jokes. Because Russophobia is so ingrained in USAmerican culture that it didn't occur to the writers to critique it? Because as the daughter of a Polish immigrant Minkowski has her own beef with Russia? Because Hilbert's not there and Minkowski doesn't feel comfortable speaking on his behalf? Given Wolf 359 is full of characters who joined the US military (organization that kills people) acting shocked and appalled that anyone would join Goddard knowing it's an organization that kills people, it's probably the former. But also can you imagine how annoyed Hilbert would be if he were alive and they tried to involve him in the constructive criticism conversation. Leaving him out of this is in fact respecting his wishes.