Clone rights!

[acid0174963047393649462528135]

remember that guy that had a single auditory hallucination that told him he had a brain tumor and the exact location and then he went to the doctor and it was fucking right

[penglue]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

[mighty-meerkat]

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

[moonlitstargazer]

[clubpenguinkiller]

cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at

[lurker-at-thresholds]

Thinking about a new bit where i start using “workers of the world” as my go-to second person plural pronoun. Like “chat”.

[lurker-at-thresholds]

Workers of the world what do we think of this. Is it funny.

[lurker-at-thresholds]

Workers of the world please like and reblog my post

[clonerightsagenda]

surely there was a less sinister way for my insurance portal to describe getting Botox for bruxism

[kushblazer666]

[flowercrownsylveon]

[clonerightsagenda]

started the last book in the Neapolitan quartet

[distractionsfromthefood]

[marzipanandminutiae]

if Ancelstierre keeps moving into the future and the royal family keeps sending their kids to school there, eventually the next Abhorsen might be that person who brings a guitar to a party and plays Wonderwall

we have to be prepared for this eventuality

[marzipanandminutiae]

next week on Douchebag Abhorsen: today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw (a Mordicant) back to (beyond the Ninth Gate)

and the week after: bullying the Wallmakers until they make an Old Kingdom-friendly Juul

[yearofdoodles]

Won't you help me Doctor Three 🎓

[cipheramnesia]

Do you think the doctors in charge of Mitch McConnell's body and organs are like having a huge debate like, who gets to be the lucky guy to pull his life support? Is he an organ donor? I think if you told a bunch of guys one of them would get to hack up McConnell's corpse and pull out his guts, they'd start a fistfight to see who got the privilege. Imagine getting to put Mitch McConnell's heart into an incinerator. What a thrill!

[sirilyan]

I’m going to ask for some elaboration, because I’m not sure what’s supposed to be thrilling about throwing a rock into a fire.

[cipheramnesia]

It's what he would have wanted - McConnell has always backed fossil fuels.

[clonerightsagenda]

I am morally opposed to prediction markets and don't even know where to find one but I am kind of curious what people are figuring the odds are that Mitch McConnell died and they're just not telling us because the governor who would appoint his replacement is a Democrat

[clonerightsagenda]

Not an appointment, a special election, but nonetheless Mitch is dying as he lived: being a procedural obstruction.

[clonerightsagenda]

Crossed Wires (947 words) by deliverusfromsburb Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Wolf 359 (Radio) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Doug Eiffel & Hera Characters: Doug Eiffel, Hera (Wolf 359) Additional Tags: Screenplay/Script Format, Post-Canon Summary:

For Podcast Girls Week: Twinsies Tuesday. Doug and Hera unpack some of Eiffel's baggage.

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I prefer to put my more polished stuff on AO3, but tumblr wasn't playing nice with the formatting, so here we are.

[tsarina-anadyomene]

Study finds 99% of interstellar flights result in a mysterious incident that kills entire crew save a sole survivor.

[lateonseteverything]

Yeah but the distances are so huge, it's still one of the safest travel methods per kilometre

[screenshotsofdespair]

[thememedaddy]

[tearsofrefugees]

Clerks smile and 'flip off' security camera while 'sneaking' immigrants out of courthouse: DOJ

Two Utah court clerks have been dubbed "anti-ICE vigilantes" after they were allegedly caught "sneaking" immigrants out the back door of the

[antifainternational]

That's how you show real solidarity!

"After they overheard that ICE was at the courthouse to arrest someone, they improperly accessed court databases to determine who was not born in the United States," a DOJ detention filing says. "They then snuck every suspected illegal alien who was at the courthouse out a back door, where ICE, who was waiting in the parking lot for their target to leave the building, could not see them."

Think about what you can do at your job or in your daily life to resist fascism when the opportunity presents itself!