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[surrealpheal]

forgotten hero of the mukbang, nord pheal

[ahappydnp]

#neverforget the original phan marriage truther

[madame-vide]

No more silly Philly !

[unphortunate]

Did someone say nude titgrab photocard yuri

[diphowell]

something something your partner being able to see parts of yourself you can't

[a-gentle-yoink]

silly billies

[diphowell]

2015 + 2026

[diphowell]

they're either soft launching the real life phwedding or a segment for the hard launch tour. at this point who knows which.

[ahappydnp]

power couple is going to become the new situationship

i'll take it at least power couple is true

[purpurussy]

it's like the interviewer prepared a bunch of questions and dnp prepared a bunch of answers but the answers and the questions belong to 2 completely different conversations

[flowercrowndnp]

interviewer: does youtube pay well for you guys?

dan: so me and phil kind of have to get married actually

[pseudophan]

interviewer: how would you describe yourselves phil? are you comedians?

phil: yeah we're comedians but also just relatable pe-

dan: W̸̯͠E̶̙̣̯̞͙̦͐̓̈́͑̚͝ ̴̛̦̩͇̦͒̈́̍̐͠͝F̵̭̝̀́Ǘ̵͇̱̟͕͈̓͐͠͠C̴̼̦̮̎K̷̥͕͎̠̮̥̏ͅ ̸͉̮̒͑̆̾Ę̴̛̲͚̏͒́̑̚͝ͅA̷̢̲̰̳̠̓͐̅̓͑C̵̢̭͇͉̮̭̅̌̍͠H̸̛̫̝̽͂̈͋̓ ̸̨̞̪͓̗̳̥̏Ó̸̰̌͘͠T̸̗̥̩̈́͛̎͝H̵̢̛̘̪̭̆̊̿̍̿E̷̗̟̠̤͂̍̒̅̈́̾R̴͉̗̙̩͓̅̎.̶̪̜͙̟̟͛̇̈́̋̈̿̀ ̶̻͍͉̟͌͆̈̿̇͋Į̴̦̣̭͚̎̍́͆̄̚͘Ṉ̸͇̺͚̝̬͛ ̵̤̠̺͇̈́̓͑ͅĄ̴͔̝͓̼͈͙͆̅̿͠ ̴̜̔̅̍̋̀͠͠G̸̻̖̖͌̒̉̀̈́͆͝A̸̧̢͔̤̝̟̬̒̌̃̾̾͑͝Y̴̛̏͗̈́͜͝ ̴̩͓̈̍̐̏̽̎̀Ẅ̷͉̠̜͈͉̕A̵̧͙̣̔̔̉̕Y̴̻͂̿̎̀

[diphowell]

So, we now feel free for the first time that we're not sitting on this not so obvious secret.

[fishtanktinsel]

god those 8 minutes had everything. “power couple”. pharriage discussion completely unprovoked. dan saying sentences no one has ever said before including “for people that are bicurious it was like their flat earth”. clueless but Trying interviewer with phannie coworkers in the back. cute shoulder touch. saying “twink” and “male podcast” on the news. phil therapy avoidance. martyn catching strays for no reason.

[diphowell]

they look so happy and comfortable in this new interview i could cry

[userlesbian]

the little bow on his shirt 🥺

[ditaism]

does dan know he doesn't Have to look at phil when posing for stuff

[lornaillustrates]

but thats his person, his safe space, his companion through life like...actual soulmates