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[kal8elle]

Happy Kryptonian Birthday, Kal-El! 🥳🎊🎈🎂

[deecotan]

absolute doodles

[anniezbeth]

the sunlight on our skin, and all the other things that make us human

[asinglebluefeline]

So my favourite version of the Nightwing name origin is from Action Comics #886, where Nightwing is a dragon-like deity from a Kryptonian myth. He was created by Rao "to seek out evil and corruption that hides in the shadows; to pursue it and destroy it."

Very cool.

Anyway, it gave me an idea for an AU: what if, through some comic book shenanigans, Dick became the vessel for Nightwing of Krypton? ...You know, kind of Naruto-style? (Because apparently those old hyperfixations never really leave you xD)

Maybe it would have happened when he took on the name? Idk I just think it'd be neat

Tl;dr: lock up a giant dragon in that boy

[rymslim]

I remember reading something, a headcanon a while ago… last year on tumblr, can’t find it now.

About the Birds of metropolis being used to Superman flying and considering him one of their own. Also, the birds not understanding the concept of Secret identities. 

So I thought I’d take that idea a bit further. Clark gets Diana to help him explain what a Secret Identity is… her powers of talking to animals and all.

But this idea in current comics is kinda useless since Clark revealed his Identity

[kal8elle]

By @mcguinnessjohn

[januariat]

forever indebted to pkj for canonizing clark lighting up constantine's cigarette with his laser vision

[januariat]

also sorry i have to rb this again and mention that yes everyone going "wow clark's thighs are thicker than constantine's waist" and "wow clark is about a foot taller than constantine" is 1000% correct but please also note: clark is standing at least a couple of feet behind constantine. he's that big while also standing behind constantine. if clark came forward and stood next to constantine in this frame, constantine would be barely chest height on him. clark's hands could comfortably span his waist. his forearms even in this panel are about the size of constantine's biceps. we are seeing critical levels of size difference in this panel

[gravys-sketches]

Couldn’t help but think about how Clark is usually against smoking…?

[kal8elle]

Adventures of Superman: Book of El 6 (2026) variant by Megan Huang

[januariat]

you gUYS this comic is THE stepdad clark + robin content i've been wishing to see in canon for so long i'm screaming!! i mean look at this!!

like that's his uncle clark!! i'm in tears!!!

[stagbeetleboy]

This is the funnest expression ever pulled in all of starwars history

[carolxdanvers]

Clearly you don't own an air fryer

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

It’s not an appliance the Jedi would sell you

[theflowergrrl]

Did you ever hear the Joy of the Ninja Crispi?

[homunculus-argument]

You know you've fucked up when you go to a doctor and the thing you have wrong with you has been named after an occupation that isn't a thing anymore. Like imagine a doctor looking at you and going "yeah you've got ox-drawn ploughman's disease. We don't even test for that anymore. Yeah the reason you've never heard of it is because the last known case was in 1927 and happened to some guy who was like 98 years old and didn't believe in modern medicine of the time. What the fuck have you been up to."

[vidrig]

Here in Sweden we have a pretty active larping community and many of them have a historical setting. I remember a story of a really awesome WW2 larp where, unfortunately, one of the participants hadn't removed his boots for three days straight and it rained the whole time. His feet suffered so much that he had to be taken to the hospital, which was a sight to behold. See, this guy covered in mud and wearing authentic WW2 gear had managed to get an incredibly historically correct case of trench foot. From a trench.

[a-bed-of-moss-deactivated202605]

Peer reviewed! Too good to leave!

[charseraph]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

When I got Gout and the doctor told me the diagnosis I laughed so hard the doctor then asked me if I was on any psych meds. I was just like “wait so I got Old Timey Rich Person Disease?”

Roughly paraphrasing his response: “well by your own admission you live on a diet of shellfish and wine, and you came into my office dressed like a vampire. Like. Yea man you gave yourself Gout. You want me to check you for Consumption while I’m at it? Go eat some vegetables, please.”

The most modern of medicine is no match for a Human who insists upon recreating the behaviors of their ancestors, it would seem.

[frownyalfred]

But what if

Alfred sick with fever mistakes Jason for Thomas and doesn't recognize Bruce at all because hes never seen Thomas that old

Are you guys taking potshots at my mental health for fun today? Good lord

[scarlett-reader]

Batman: *wears a lighter shade of black*

Superman: I see we're breaking out the spring colors

[brucewayneseyeshadow]

AND WHAT IF I KILL MYSEF OMG MY HEART

[motion-of-love]

Lois: Clark Kent and Lois Lane, who knew? Clark: I did

[marskiiii]

FINLLY FINISHED! I will be printing these two versions and listing them on my etsy for purchase! pls keep an eye out for that announcement!

[gravygranola]

oh jeez oh man ...