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"I'm an investigative reporter. You know what that means? It means I collect facts, and I figure out the story. And when I determine who the bad guys in the story are, I punish them."

Indie rp blog for Spiderman Noir. Written by Artemis, 25, they/them. A sideblog connected to wildestkaart!!

WARNING! This blog features HEAVY topics, such as: Poverty, racism, extreme violence and being an SA survivor. While I will not ever write flashbacks of the last topic, there will definitely be some behaviors that are the result of the experience. It's an actual event that happens to Noir in the comics, and I'm not going to gloss over it. Every topic will be treated with the utmost respect & understanding and will be tagged properly.

Proshippers are NOT welcome here.

Mun is diagnosed with both Autism and Dysthymia. Don’t expect consistent activity here :’)

This blog is headcanon heavy. Like. Seriously. You’ll notice it pretty quickly. I have a tendency to do whatever the heck I want with my muses.

Don’t ever send me sexual / suggestive content. And please try to remember to tag it for me. The only people who can send me this kind of stuff are friends who have gotten my permission.

Super selective with villain au muses.

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He's not celebrating christmas this year. He's. . . . not in the mood.

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"What. . . . . . . ."

"What is this. . . . . ?"

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PROMPTS FROM WICKED *  assorted dialogue from the screenplay, adjust as necessary

it's good to see me, isn't it?

no need to respond. that was rhetorical.

because there has been so much rumor and speculation... innuendo, outuendo... let me set the record straight.

why does wickedness happen?

that's a good question.

like every family, they had their secrets.

one thing led to another, as it so often does.

i'm right here. i always will be.

you want to see something wonderful?

what have you done this time?

now you've made your sister cry.

you see... it couldn't have been easy.

as you can imagine, i have much to attend to.

is it true you were her friend?

you must understand, it was... a long time ago.

remember, it's not goodbye, it's farewell.

they're going to miss me so much.

you know what i believe? strangers are just people i've never met.

what? what are you staring at? do i have something in my teeth?

let's get this over with.

i for one am sorry that you're forced to live with this.

it's my intention to major in sorcery.

perhaps i could help.

offering to help someone you don't know with a skill you don't have. i'm sure everyone's duly impressed.

i could care less what other people think.

i doubt that's true.

i'll miss you.

if anything should happen to her...

you can of course come visit me whenever you want!

how tragically beautiful you are.

i just need to find my room.

this was my chance. my new start.

magic is merely the mind's attempt to wrap itself around the impossible.

i shall tutor you privately.

thank you for covering for me.

how long have you had this talent?

if you can learn to use your powers in the right way...

do you really think this is fair?

i'm just shutting the door.

i saved you some space, by the way.

how did you do it? tell me.

i can keep a secret.

some of us are different.

we cannot escape the past.

the past helps explain our present circumstances.

who is responsible for this?

it's all right. i have no friends.

once you learn to harness your emotions, the sky's the limit.

this is much bigger than just some words on a chalkboard.

is this how you go through life, running amok, nearly trampling anyone in your path?

i guess there's a first time for everything.

were you looking for something? or someone?

i met the rudest person last night.

what do you do for fun around here?

i would do anything for you.

it was nothing. i love helping others.

i'm about to have the happiest night of my life!

i don't follow.

what's in the punch?

i don't feel sorry for you! you're great!

my personal opinion is that you do not have what it takes.

i hope you prove me wrong. i doubt you will.

i can't watch.

it's not like it's your fault.

may i cut in?

that was your very first party?

you tell me a secret.

you really don't have to do that.

i can't wear things like that anyway.

pink goes good with green.

i'm afraid it's out of our hands.

you're not being told the whole story.

somebody's got to do something!

you think i'm really stupid, don't you.

you don't need to be scared of me.

you think i want to be this way?

so i should just keep my mouth shut? is that what you're saying?

you're bleeding.

this is your chance to make good.

i've heard so much about you.

i am changing my name.

don't you cry. you're going to have the wonderfullest time.

something bad is happening to them. they need you.

what did i tell you?

you've known all along... from the moment you met me.

you must trust me.

that's why i need you.

i meant every word about you having a home here.

[rubymemes]

𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐃 𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐃 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 (a collection of prompts from the YouTube show “BuzzFeed Unsolved”, feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary)

"I'm ghost-proof."

"Shut up, [NAME]."

"This is the worst."

"It doesn't make sense."

"Stop serial killing."

"Don't try it, demon."

"Hey there, demons. It's me, ya boi!"

"Why do you not believe that ghosts are real?"

"Are you scared right now?"

"Friends murder each other all the time."

“Hey, you demon fuck.”

"I'm gonna be so pissed off if we die."

"Teenage boys are the worst."

"Hey, look. Steal from the rich. Do it."

"Why won't the ghosts talk to us?"

"I'm starting to think you want to die."

"He does have a hell of an ass."

"I love it when serial killers have a fun little thing."

"What is it about killers that they want to get caught so bad?"

"I don't have a nervous system. I am a nervous system."

"The aliens would get tired of me. They'd kick me off."

"Please ignore my tall idiotic counterpart."

"[NAME], every room you're in is a panic room."

"Would you break me out of prison if I got, uh, if I got arrested?"

"I guess I'll go into town this weekend and murder some people."

"My demons are chasing me and they're doing the Naruto run."

"It costs $400 to see a therapist. But it’s free to just tell yourself, 'It be like that sometimes.'"

"If you slit my throat tonight I'm gonna have a hard time forgiving you for that."

"I did meet some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me."

"'That’s a guy I wanna share a cold one with,' is what Bigfoot would say. About me."

"If you're gonna kill a bunch of people, you might as well have fun with it."

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My muse has been in a fight (and not fared very well) - send ❣ for them to react to your muse offering to patch them up.

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Btw. Noir is NOT part of spider society, and will NEVER be part of it. He despises Miguel and the whole idea behind his organization. Of course, he's willing to chat with members, but there are very few he's actually friendly towards and enjoys spending time with. Specifically, the itsv squad, Hobie, Pavitr, and Felicity.

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"What. . . . . . . ."

"What is this. . . . . ?"

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[ Kicks the door open ] It is I! Artemis! Also known as Vinnie!!! Bringing back my portrayal of Spider-man Noir! ( previous blog being monochroomspin ) Be warned that this blog features HEAVY topics that will all be tagged accordingly. With that out of the way. If you're interested in interacting with the fucked up vigilante who has seen and experienced some shit???? Reblog this post and maybe give a follow???? [ This is a SIDEBLOG. Follow backs come from WILDESTKAART. ]

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Guidelines!!

Basics: crossover friendly, au friendly, oc friendly, down for interacting with doubles.

To start, I'm not fast. After rping for 12+ years, I've developed a very relaxed attitude towards writing replies. I like scrolling through my askbox and drafts and seeing what I have inspo for. Aside of that, I've also been diagnosed with depression and may not always have the energy to write a lot. However. I'm not against occasionally being asked if I saw a reply or ask, or receiving a message like 'hey, um, I'm currently really hyped for-'. The way to get me to respond is by literally just plotting and discussing dynamics with me. And if I haven't responded to our convo for a while, feel free to nudge me with an emoji.

Adding to this, please, take your time with replies. Don't feel bad for responding weeks later. It's okay. Besides, all I really need is something I can work with for my reply.

I will not interact with:

Genderbent muses.

Attack on Titan muses.

Final Fantasy muses.

Villain aus.

Clothing styles are a very sensitive topic for me. Don’t come to me saying things like ‘those clothes are so ugly!’, ‘that character has such an awful fashion sense!’, ‘someone should give that character nicer clothes!’, etc. You’ll open old wounds and it will result in me probably not talking to you for a while.

I do not accept the use of ableist language. Use it in your ask/reply/answer to me and I will not respond. I admit that I used to use some of those words in the past. But from now on, I’m going to do my best to avoid using them. For those who are wondering ‘which words are a part of this?’, here’s a list. Scroll down and you’ll find alternatives.

I will never send in passwords. While I understand why they're there, I already rarely have much social energy. However, if you have a post I can like to show I've read your rules?? Sure, I'll do that! Do know that I regularly reread guidelines for reminders on people's triggers, interaction preferences, etc.

On the topic of shipping. This blog is multiship! However, he will not be shipped with minors. He will also not be shipped with family members! Proshipping is NOT welcome here! I also will not ship with those who aren’t willing to do ship exclusives. This is a comfort thing that I’m not willing to change. So, if you already ship with another portrayal of Noir or I ship with another portrayal of your muse, I wont ship with you.

Next, I am absolutely down for pre-established relationships. Feel free to nudge me if you have something in mind and we can start plotting!

Smut, however, I will not write. I'm down for writing groping and biting and hickeys and making out. But once it turns into more of that, it's fade to black time. With any of the things I am okay with, if we aren't writing a ship, please, check with me first!

I will also NOT follow anyone who doesn’t put the smut they write under read more + tag it. No, this is not up for discussion. I’m super strict with this rule.

Please tag:

Smut.

Mentions & discussions regarding sex.

Images of eye gore.

Images of spiders.

It would be very nice if you could tag them for me, thank you. If you have anything that you want me to tag, please do let me know so I can tag them for you!