Nothin' But a Horn Dog

yolo svwag, hatched and raised.

[greaserfishplease]

y’all i can get back into all my old rp accounts except for the one i actually wanna get into

[liftedandgiftedd]

if her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done

[greaserfishplease]

mm?

[matron-mama-maryam]

I’m alive.

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huh.

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here’s the part of the showv vhwere i get all nervwous or some shit, like a giddy fuckin schoolgrub on their first fuckin date.  except its you agreeing to sex that vwe’re not actually going to havwe.

[matron-mama-maryam]

No+w no+w, yo+u wo+uldn’t be getting all giddy. So+meo+ne like Aranea o+r Kankri, o+n the o+ther hand…~

[greaserfishplease]

basically tho.

[matron-mama-maryam]

Also+ Cro+nus… I’ve go+t news to+night.

[greaserfishplease]

mm?

[greaserfishplease]

here’s the part of the showv vhwere i get all nervwous or some shit, like a giddy fuckin schoolgrub on their first fuckin date.  except its you agreeing to sex that vwe’re not actually going to havwe.

[matron-mama-maryam]

No+w no+w, yo+u wo+uldn’t be getting all giddy. So+meo+ne like Aranea o+r Kankri, o+n the o+ther hand…~

[greaserfishplease]

basically tho.

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here’s vhwere im contractually obligated to make an inappropriate joke.

[matron-mama-maryam]

And here’s where I’m co+ntractually o+bligated to+ insinuate agreement

[greaserfishplease]

here's the part of the showv vhwere i get all nervwous or some shit, like a giddy fuckin schoolgrub on their first fuckin date.  except its you agreeing to sex that vwe're not actually going to havwe.

[greaserfishplease]

eh.

[matron-mama-maryam]

Eh? So+mething bo+thering yo+u?

[greaserfishplease]

just kinda in an ‘eh’ sort of mood, you dig?

[matron-mama-maryam]

Apo+lo+gies. Is there any way I can help?

[greaserfishplease]

here's vhwere im contractually obligated to make an inappropriate joke.

[greaserfishplease]

eh.

[matron-mama-maryam]

Eh? So+mething bo+thering yo+u?

[greaserfishplease]

just kinda in an 'eh' sort of mood, you dig?

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matron-mama-maryam replied to your post:

Hello+ Cro+nus, dearest.

sup.

[matron-mama-maryam]

Ho+w are yo+u this evening, sweetheart?

[greaserfishplease]

eh.

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matron-mama-maryam replied to your post:

Hello+ Cro+nus, dearest.

sup.

[greaserfishplease]

bleh.

[not-a-proper-fincess-blog]

sup cro

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yo.

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bleh.

[greaserfishplease]

i think the real joke here is that i expect my shitty unlife of text jokes to get notes.

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> You set your mouth in a grim line.  She totally thought that.  Yep.

> You default back to your smirk after a moment.

[greaserfishplease]

thank you for your permission, mister headmaster vwantas, sir. i shall indeed attempt to remember this thing that i learned just nowv in the future.

[unimp9rtantst9ckname-blog-deact]

G99d.

D9n’t let any Kankris dictate what y9u say, in all h9nesty.

If they have s9mething imp9rtant t9 say they’ll say it in five paragraphs, I kn9w.

Fr9m experience.

I’m a Kankri alternate.

I kn9w 6ecause I d9 it.

[greaserfishplease]

eh, i barely listen to anything anyone says anyvway.

[greaserfishplease]

hey meenah, since vwe havwe permission, vwanna bang?

[unimp9rtantst9ckname-blog-deact]

I think s9me pe9ple f9rget that I have n9 interest in s9cial justice 9r ‘triggers’ like m9st 9thers.

G9 ahead with y9ur implicitly sexual suggesti9ns, Cr9nus.

[greaserfishplease]

thank you for your permission, mister headmaster vwantas, sir. i shall indeed attempt to remember this thing that i learned just nowv in the future.