Letâs face it â youâve been greasy before. Whether it was because you skipped a day (or twoâŠ) of showering, you got a little sweatier than usual on your trek to your 6-floor walk up, or you were on a fast-food binge after a long day â itâs happened. By no means is it *glamourous* to feel greasy, and somewhere inside of you thereâs a bit of shame that comes along with the feelingâŠbut why? Weâre here to tell you that youâre not alone, being greasy is a way of life! Itâs normal! Weâve all felt it, so why not just embrace it? Another shower is always right around the corner, so sleep in an extra hour and show up to your retail job a little sloppier than usual.
Spending Monday brainstorming future #greasymag articles over breakfast. New #articles out tonight for our #firsts themed issue! #bobs #bigboy #monday (at Bob's Big Boy)
#regram from @lucymyles: "tbt to my mr krabs costume last year for #greasyhalloween. I ran my car into a bus full of angry people and lapd in this thing."
#greasyselfie from contributor @ilysestration "I'm so good at taking selfies that I can take them by accident (like this one). My guilty pleasures are Jason Statham movies and bad Industrial music."
#regram from @swatchdogg : "#greasyselfie for @greasymag 's Guilty Pleasures issue out now! I was born a hedonist so my whole life is a guilty pleasure, but right now you might find me whispering about battlestar galactica, watching melrose (duh), and trying to beat my personal bests on temple run."
#regram from contributor @chloe_mcgregor: "#greasyselfie for @greasymag and their guilty pleasures issue // my guilty pleasures are drinking undissolved drinking chocolate with butter in a cup, eating sheets of uncooked puff pastry and doing an ugly face in every single photo"
#regram from @alexabowers : "my #greasyselfie for @greasymag 's guilty pleasure issue! My guilty pleasures are the real housewives of anything, McDonalds french fries and Miley Cyrus đ"
#regram from contributor @jakezelinger for our Guilty Pleasures issue! "#greasylife #greasyselfie #greasymag Guilty Pleasures include: Star Wars Legos, Magic and yelling out 'excuse me!' behind large crowds."
#regram from contributor @drstidham for our #greasyselfie tag! "#greasylife for @greasymag 's guilty pleasure issue! My guilty pleasures are Jack in the Box, 420 and Netflix (because I'm American and 21) Also, not exercising which isn't good."