Confessions of a Part Time Villain

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[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[gaydiation-poisoning]

It would kill half the 19-25 year olds online to realize "I can't help it I have trauma" is one of THE quintessential abuser excuses

[gaydiation-poisoning]

Like there is a difference between "My trauma creates impulsive urges and has changed my instinctive reactions to be irrational, I need to relearn shit." vs "I'm traumatized so I Can't Help It and you're not allowed to expect better of me"

[isaakbutler]

It's not your fault, but it IS your responsibility to be an adult about your trauma and not take it out on loved ones, friends, significant others or strangers in person or online. Get some Therapy.

[requiem-on-water]

[metanarrates]

the response to "your demographic is full of people who are ugly and weird and undesirable" should not ever be "not true! some of us are in fact hot and normal and desireable." you should stand with weird ugly bitches bc otherwise you're just playing a losing game with bigots.

[sexboobomb]

I want to learn more exclamations that aren’t strictly just religious stuff. “Jesus Christ” this, “oh my god” that, nah I want something fresh.

What are some of y’all’s favorite exclamations that aren’t about god?

[sexboobomb]

first submission and we're already off to a fantastic start. absolutely love this one thank you

[sexboobomb]

ok its time for the challenge round now we want nominations that arent about sex either actually

[mbrainspaz]

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

[foldingfittedsheets]

@chekhovs-tantrum

Absolutely not letting you leave these in the tags.

[kittydesade]

“Well shit twice and fall back in” is something either me or my childhood bestie came up with.

[isaakbutler]

"Well that's just Prime." is a favorite of mine.

"Fuck me Proper!" Is another one.

[ryebreadgf]

[zanaeemalit]

be gentle, every heart hides many wounds that never bleed

[gotylocks]

Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

[productofaritual]

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

[teathattast]

[isaakbutler]

In case anyone had any doubts about the type of account this is. Here I love space, and the LGBTQIA+ and two-spirit communities. And I don't tolerate Hate or TERFs.

[isaakbutler]

I saw the teaser for MW4. I can't. Boys No.

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[isaakbutler]

Conversation between Soap and Ghost. 🤣

[isaakbutler]

Work frustration under the cut. Skip if you want/need to.

I've been at my job over two years. My quality scores are consistently the highest score, my evaluations are almost always 100%. I have member compliments all the time on my comportment and ability to engage and make people feel welcome. I've been asking to shadow at other departments and cross train for the entire time I've worked here and I found out at the beginning of this week that someone who hasn't been here more than 9 months got chosen to do all those things instead of me. This is after I had applied some months back for a different position in records and found out they had already chosen someone else but they couldn't take back my interview time so they wasted my time with a useless interview.

I have felt defeated and foolish this entire week. Why am I even trying when it doesn't matter how hard I work? Why don't they just tell me I won't ever be anything other than the position I have now instead of dangling that hope in front of my face like a sadistic ass.

I'm so glad it's Friday because this entire week has been clouded with my anger and frustration with this supposedly great company to work for.

If I didn't desperately need this job I would quit and work somewhere else. Because this shit is ridiculous.

[thisisnotmyhomeplanet]

[krill-joy]

PBS just set up a youtube channel where you can watch full documentaries!!

https://m.youtube.com/@pbsdocumentaries

[cornmaize]

You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you

[isaakbutler]

I am married to space? Like... The Cosmos.