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Let me get back to you when I've had just one last Sherlock Holmes adaption. Okay wait, maybe another... AO3 @great_pan_is_dead

[great-pan-is-dead]

A Selection of Fanfictions

My AO3 (10th Birthday this year! 🥳)

This is a list of (most) of my fanfics, grouped by fandom, with rough word count.

Doctor Who

Time to Decide Fifteenth Doctor/Rogue, 2k words

Still Waiting Fifteenth Doctor/Rogue, 1k words

In Dreams I'll Find You Fifteenth Doctor/Rogue (unfinished), 1k words

The Shadow of Mars Third Doctor/Ralph Cornish, 3k words

Sherlock Holmes

Nowhere Else But Him Holmes/Watson, 2k words

Lord of the Rings

As the Dust Settles Aragorn & Legolas & Gimli, 1k words

Good Omens

Forever is for the Morning Aziraphale/Crowley, 1k words

Where Me and My True Love Will Never Meet Again Aziraphale/Crowley, 2k words

Vampire Chronicles

Flowers to Claudia Louis & Claudia, Lestat/Louis, 2k words

Black Band Lestat/Louis, <1k words

Parting of the Ways (series) Lestat/Louis, 3k words

[alixirdevida]

he didnt need to be chosen, he needed to be nurtured

[xeemaee]

Dwarf so hot we have to censor his canonical panty shots as propaganda so that tumblr doesn’t censor it for us 😔

[peachsodah]

”Senshi cant be a tumblr sexyman because no one ships him with himself” extremely fixable problem actually

Vote senshi in the tumblr sexyman finals!!!

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 6 hours 22 minutes

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[mandolinearts]

champéry views 🇨🇭

[ghostbees]

Thieves on a roof, for another cheeky trade with @salazar-bollinger :)

[ghostbees]

You would stick at nothing for a pal—what?

[cluepoke]

Little gay people running through fields and solving murders and such

[the-bedheaded-league]

Reading old detective stories is so funny bc like. Murder used to be so fucking easy. I’m reading a Poirot mystery and the murderer just popped down to the chemist and bought a bottle of strychnine. And they were wearing a fake beard so nobody knows who it was. No prescription, no ID, just waltzed in to the shops and bought a bottle of one of the deadliest poisons known to man. Sure, why not.

[the-bedheaded-league]

Me in the 21st century: has to jump through a million hoops every single fucking month to get the FDA approved medication that my doctor prescribed to me that is completely safe for me to take because SOME people take this medication even though they don’t need it and they get addicted to it

Joe Murderer back in 1925: Hey I’m running out to the shops to buy some arsenic, anyone want some morphine while I’m out?

[224bbaker]

Hello, detectives!

We are in the final stretch of the Kickstarter - 3 days left - and our stretch goal is a mere $750 away! At $11,000, we not only have a bit more insurance in case of unforeseen overages, which means our producers have less to cover out of our own pockets in the inevitable case that things come up, but we also theoretically, if disasters do not strike, will be able to pay ourselves (Lauren and Ian) a very small stipend for writing, directing, dialogue editing, and promoting this thing!

In the interest of making things fun for everyone when the main "WE DID IT" is over, we offer you one final game: if we hit $11,000, we'll add another bonus sticker to all physical tiers. And this one will be related to season 3 so you can consider it a sneak peek - as well as being one of our favorite jokes of the season. So if there's anyone you know waiting to pull the trigger, or on the fence, or any sticker enthusiasts who just like things in groups of 6 instead of 5, send them our way in this home stretch! 

[great-pan-is-dead]

Raffles (1975) Amateur Cracksman: haha yeah this is fun, waiter you got anything stronger?

Raffles (1977) The First Step: [Bunny, with a pistol to his head] trembling g-got anything s-stronger?

[atrusovaartist]

Acrylic on canvas 30*40 cm “Summer Sketch No. 5”

[victusinveritas]

Medieval take on Diane Morgan.

By decree of @russocphoto for The Times and Sunday Times

Photography by Sane Seven

[224bbaker]

We're a little late to the party - of course, the day of and day after we hit the greenlight were the very days we were too busy to post about the greenlight, never let it be said the universe doesn't have a sense of humor - but WE HIT 100% which means FAWX & STALLION SEASON 3 IS HAPPENING! We can't wait to get to work on bringing this season to life with this fantastic team of indie creators - some of them who you can see in the picture above! In fact, we sent our first scheduling email out today, that's how ready we are to get this show on the metaphorical road!

We truly cannot thank our fans, the audio fiction community, even the people who statistically must exist (?) who just found us on Kickstarter and threw us a few bucks, enough. Creating indie art is a labor of love and it is labor, which I know from experience we will feel in the upcoming months, but today it's all love. Thank you to everyone who has stuck with this show as, every season, we learn how to make this show even that little bit better than before. To our backers at all levels and our Patreon members, we will be sharing exclusive looks behind the scenes as we dive into production next month - and it's not too late to get onboard that train! We have 7 days left for you to pledge - and we may have an extra incentive for hitting 11,000 (at which point Ian and Lauren actually get paid!) coming your way.

But all of that is for later. Today, we simply thank you so very much. As we said in season 2, you remember the things that matter. Thank you for remembering us, detectives, and going above and beyond to give us the chance to do this very special thing. We most certainly will never forget.

[artaudmatic]

My work for the @very-sincerely-yours-zine !

What an incredible honor to be surrounded by such talented creatives in a celebration of queer life, love, and perseverance 🩵🩵🩵

I settled on a triptych design with the left and right panels depicting each man’s ’death’ (Afghanistan and Reichenbach Falls respectively) and a sort of ‘revival’ in the center as they finally come together. Of course the retirement cottage and plenty of Victorian flower language are included as well.

I hope y’all got your copies and enjoy! Thank you again for the chance to contribute to this fantastic project 🩵🏳️‍🌈🏡

[224bbaker]

Oh wow. Huh. Guess we're gonna have to make this thing, yeah?

(Full actual official thank you post tomorrow because it's late but oh my god, thank you. THANK YOU.)