Oh God. I have yet to get one attractive sounding nickname.
In internet-world, an asterisk is used to indicate that you are correcting an error. Not everything is about you bitches who feel you're so important you deserve an extra random symbol.
Oh. I think everything is about me.
Liz, Liz, Liz, Liz, motherf*ckin' Liz!
:liz: is not allowed to be used at the exclusion of Liz. Thanks.
Tom ignored my PM suggesting he add a shrugging smiley. Tom, if you're reading this, I demand an explanation.
I like when Jordan tells me to work it.
I like when you say you miss me specifically.
Shut up. I'm talking to you.
It's easier to be myself than a male.
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Kernz & Wally are like the demented Chator.
I LOVE YOU, KERNZ, AND THAT'S SOMETHING NO ONE CAN DENY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joe is the only cute chick for me.
Fine, the next time Chad almost shoots your ass, I won't intervene.
Oh boy@Alex having access to a pharmacy. Scary stuff.
Alex, please stay away from the PCP parties.
Drunk driving would also get the death penalty under my rule. Beware, Joey.
One day Chanti's gonna just in and say "hi" like a normal person.
Have a bologna sandwich, Joey.
I don't like croutons. Crunchy annoying little motherf*ckers.
I want salad so bad. I'm gonna kill you guys.
I'm about to make a salad and then I'm gonna take a picture of it to taunt you guys. Back in a bit, bitches.
Bitches are comin' around. My salad is Lauren, basically.
Beets and I have a terrible history. They were so disgusting the first time I tasted them that I wanted to throw up. My babysitter forced me to keep eating them and claimed I was faking it and said I wouldn't be able to go to the amusement park we were going to if I didn't eat them. Bitch tortured me and I f*cking hated the taste of them and just the thought of them makes me feel violent and makes me want to punch people in the face like I wanted to punch the babysitter. So yeah, get rid of your f*cking beets fetish. Tomatos are normal.
Uck. Ugh and ick are the new hot combo.
Jor play me a song on your guitar. Now because of your blend, I always think of you playing the guitar delicately.
Sometimes, if I didn't know you were such a Christian, I'd think you were you high.
I keep seeing Eileen's name at the bottom and then she keeps disappearing. What the f is she doing? :ermm: I feel like she's drunk. lol@her bobbing and weaving in and out of the forum like a drunk driver.
She reminded me of a baby seal, which reminded me of what Ben said about our Sara.
I always imagine you eating spinach when you say "gnarly", Chad.
Awww, now I'm imagining you as a little kid at McDonalds with the McDonalds crown on.
Now I just imagined you pressing your boobs against a window. Weird.
Wallace, I could see your dad loving Joshua's solo this week, by the way.
This episode of Desperate Housewives is awesome! I'm on the edge of my seat!
It's a motherf'n' sauna out there!
Huckabee now has a bus. He's calling it the Huckabus. WE CANNOT HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO HAS A HUCKABUS!
OBAMA WON!!!!! HE WON IN F*CKING LILLY-WHITE IOWA!!! And 57% of his voters were ages 17-29. The youth finally showed up. WHICH MEANS YOU F'ERS HAVE TO SHOW UP AND VOTE WHEN ITS YOUR STATE'S PRIMARY TIME. I swear to God I will never speak to you guys again if you don't. You literally can make him president. HE'S ON HIS WAY TO BEING PRESIDENT. OBAMA! OBAMA! OBAMA, GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coffee is the devil's piss.
You can do all things through Christ who strengthens you.
Tomorrow is not promised to any of us.
Ebay is so great. I can get tear gas from Israel.
Do you have a medical condition? You seem the type.
Chad, do you have a gun? You seem like the type. You either have that or a sword.
I heard bears get shot in woods.
Joey, thank God you're alive. I heard tornados hit Texas.
Careful, Chad. Have you checked to make sure it's not one of those poisoned ones? A lot of dogs and cats have been dying lately.
Bitchily is a word according to Firefox. :o
Where's my tolerable white people. <3
Should that have been "why is Jolly" or "why are Jolly"? The English language confuses me.
You can find a dictionary online by googling "dictionary", I'm sure.
I saw a thread here where someone had a calculus question. It literally looked like they were speaking a foreign language.
I don't know nothin' 'bout no kilometers.
I don't use all these hi-tech gadgets that these young folk use.
I ain't having sex with a turkey baster. Honestly, I don't even know what that is.
I want string cheese, tat. I've never had that before. It sounds fun, though.
I want tea. And string cheese.
It's official. I don't like string cheese.
I'm worried about Cook. I feel like he'll be the odd man out.
Question, if I took a painkiller for the sole purpose of wanting to be able to sleep, do ya'll think I might get addicted to that?
I just want to publically state that I've been using "hos" and "ya'll" before Joey even existed.
Belated congrats to your sister, Adam.
That does look whale shaped. :o
Who'd have ever thought Marv Albert would be biting chicks and wearing women's panties?
Was that a capital LOL, by the way?
I thought it was pretty crazy when that chick picked up the knife because you could tell she really was afraid with the crazy bitch with the spoon.
What is it with you people and ice cream? There are other pleasures in life, you know.
Sara, sex with an inebriated person is considered rape in many states. Remember that.
Giving oral sex has nothing to do with being pregnant.
Who needs moves when you've got sex?
Honestly, I'm this close to just myspace messaging Blake "you wanna have sex?"
My goal is to f everyone on the planet.
And I'd never make love to you. :/ I'd just f*ck you and leave you.
I wonder if Wallace knows what a bottom means.
Your testerone used to be triple the normal rate.
I like when people say pornographies.
It made me think of sucking on a finger.
Oooh, an even bigger one. I'm sure that'll hurt your rectum.
I'm going to go take a crap and then watch Gossip Girls. Bye, loves.
Why am I sleeping in poo? :'(
I like my assh*les, thank you very much.
Chad, by the way, I just brought up your penis because I like involving your penis in things. I was serious about what I said to the others, but it had nothing to do with you. Your penis is just fun.
NO, ALEX! You're supposed to post! PUT THE LUBE DOWN!
You should masturbate to the sound.
Did you get your coochie felt up yet?
I see a real and true girl down there. :shifty:
It seems to happen pretty often down there.
And stick to one PM, please. My box can't handle it.
I like being pussy, thank you.
The word Vagina just sounds a bit crass.
Joe's busy guzzling a male substance.
tit has the post-sex airheaded thing going on. I think my titty got f*cked.
DID YOU HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH HIM?
I miss Chad's infected nipples.
So much better than Joey's response. She asked how old I was, I told her, and she was like "that's not that old." Stupid bitch.
You are 57% Bittch!
Wow! You really are becoming a real Bittch! Has anyone ever told you that? I think you need to calm it down! Before you can't turn back from being a big Bittch! Being Cruel isn't that fun!
lmao@moviEs, Joe. You're an idiot.
I hate people who add "er" to things. And people who say "Welp" for "Well". Idiots.
I hate Joe. He's ditching us the same way he ditched gramps. F*cking bitch.
I officially hate everyone.
I just want to hug you and smoosh your face in.
kel, some crazy bitch just blew up your house.
I'd like to throw feces at you, Katie.
Chad, I want to bury you underneath a tree.
I sense a lightening strike headed your way.
You little Kaye bitch, you.
Take your ice cream, and shove it up your face!
SMACKS KAT IN THE FACE. WAKE UP, BITCH, WAKE UP!
Awww, that makes me miss Joe. I hope he's in a ditch somewhere.
WHY THE HELL DOES MY THREAD ONLY HAVE 4 STARS NOW? YOU F*CKING PSYCHO NATALIE/IVAN/TRAVIS/ALLISON FANS. LEAVE MY FREAKIN' THREAD ALONE, YOU FREAKS.
And I swear to God if your lust ends up making Floyd go home, I will slice off your pecker so you don't feel that lust anymore. Wait, this is interesting. Could guys still feel lust without a penis?
NOBODY, BE AROUND MORE OR I'LL F*CKING SLIT YOUR THROAT AND I MEAN IT. AND GET A BLEND CAUSE I HATE YOU ALL NAKED LIKE THAT. IT MAKES ME SAD. GO GET THAT SHAUNA ROBBED BLEND FROM HER FAN THREAD. ROCK IT AMAZINGLY FOR ME, PLEASE. IF YOU DON'T LIKE HER I'LL KILL YOU CAUSE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY LIKE HER, SHE'S TOTALLY YOUR TYPE, SO GO F*CK YOURSELF IF YOU DON'T. OK, BYE.
Speaking of nobody, I had a dream about you, Mr. nobody. You were nice and caring, but then you were a cat. But I guess you still spoke and were human-like in your emotions. Anyway, we were at my grandma's, and she wouldn't let you come into the house. There was another cat, and I was like "that's the one you're thinking of. That one is annoying, but this one is cool" and she said no, you always stared at people when they ate. And I said it's because you're outside and you're hungry and starving. She still wouldn't let you come in, so I let you come on to the porch and I gave you cheese. And we were still talking. It was weird.
I don't like when I'm murderous.
Hi, Chanti. Hi, Joey. Be around more or die. I'm sick of this crap. Tat, keep walkin' with the Lord.
I want to lock Harry Potter and Hairspray in a vault and watch them die.
Btw, I have this weird feeling you're gonna be the first from IDF to die.
You're gonna be paying for my therapy bills.
Just a simple, heartwarming "Famousgrl <3 " would suffice.
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