Should Have Been An Invader

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Hey Arcs is still super dead and its never coming back but several o the mods missed Arcs enough to create a new thing! Check out the new Tak over on @tak-talks

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First post! Hello everyone, you can call me Skoodge, and I’m here to post pleasant things to brighten your day ❤️

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(Arc may be dead, but Bug dad is eternal!!!

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ok I

I didn’t know arcs was over.

I’ve been sick for a few days so I haven’t been on here

I suppose I’ll say goodbye then

Than you guys, despite everything going as wild as it did at times. I honestly loved arcs for what it was, it’s been the source of so much love and goofiness for me in a time where I’d been struggling.

I supposes I’ll be leaving Tak’s blogs as archive’s and maybe someday she’ll be back.

In the meantime, I will be back to my own blogs including my main and I have a personal discord if anyone wants to ever join to that, go ahead and IM that linked blog

I love you all so much and thank you for everything.

I hope to start something like Arcs another day but we’ll see.

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Max or blender boy is offline atm

damn

too bad

he’d be a fun ally I’m sure

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gir doesn’t have a mean bone in his body! or circuit. whatever robots have. while he loves zim he usually acts on his own free will to draw or go to raves or whatever silly antic that strikes his fancy so he isn’t much of a threat. also pro tip: that blender robot could probably be easily manipulated into going after zim again if you can find him; he got very close to killing him more than once!

I WAS NOT ACTUALLY GONNA HURT HIM FOR FUCKS SAKE I WAS MAKING A POINT THAT I DON’T TRUST ANYONE ASSOCIATED WITH ZIM FUCKING CHRIMMENY

Wait the blender.... Mmmm... I may have to follow up on this.

Where could I find this “Blender boy”?

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Lol zims better than you, he like grew as a person and you're just sittin here with your grudge and plan to take over the world

Hey how bout you shut the fuck up and hope I never find you cause I actually know how to kill people

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I’m not aCTUALLY GONNA THROW HIM

DO YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND WHAT “A SAYING” IS, IT’S NOT SERIOUS

FUCK

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Zims far better then who he previously worked for

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Yeah Gir’s is a really good boy. You can trust him. He’s babey

He works for Zim.

I’m not trusting him as far as I can throw him.

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He locked himself in a Costco freezer for like 12(?) hours

Ok now that sounds like something I’d expect from him

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oh once zim got smacked so hard in the pak it spawned a whole new personality named max that tried to kill zim. he now lives in a blender robot he made himself!

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I can’t tell if you’re joking or not and I don’t like that

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Zim also yelled at ants, and somehow managed to turn them into minions?

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Ants?

Those little bug things that crawl around in the grass?

... Sure. Fine, I’ll believe that.

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He beat you with the power of friendship💖💞

I don’t like you

and also no

he beat me by the power of stupid

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Uhh a bit ago he downloaded every single language on earth to his pak and completely broke, that was fun

Oh good, he’s that kind of moron

How in the fuck did he ever beat me what the fuck

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well i guess we can’t change your mind right now so... aside from that are you doing alright? take care of yourself! and would you like to hear about some stupid shit zim has done to brighten your spirits?

I’m... Fine? I guess.

Nearly had a heart attack at Zim’s house when GIR saw me but nothing’s come after me so I’ll assume Zim isn’t aware it was me, or that anything happened at all.

Oh sure, let me know what bull he’s been up to. I’m sure it’s more entertaining that what I’ve been up to.

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Well we can call people to stop you and they probably will, I don't known if you want to be hunted down by a murderous blender but thats your decision

A what?

I guess we’re back to spouting nonsense.

Wonderful

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The best life you can dream of is to be sent to some random ass planet, commit genocide, wipe the planet of all life and have your legacy be I dunno, a parking lot? Seriously, what even happens to invaders once they're done invading? Do they retire? Do they go on to invade some more? Like. If its constant invading you are gonna most likely die on some backwater planet, alone and forever a failure

Most invasions take a long time and you’re usually setting up for the Armada to take over or destroy.

Afterwards, it’s a life or ruling whatever planet you overtook if they didn’t destroy it. You get workers under your command and more.

It’s the best life you can ask for.