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tristan • chicago • 22 • he/him • lazy queer • shy nerd • pamplemousse lacroix • @TristanChiru on Twitter

[beelzbat]

[baekphia]

maybe if john green hadnt talked about cock being one of his favorite tastes we wouldn’t be in this big mess 🙄

[weloveshortvideos]

[lightsalott]

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

As the holiday season once more approaches, I feel it appropriate to bring this back around.  

[thepupupthere]

Today is December 1st, which means it’s time for everyone to have a Happy Holiday season.

[paper-mario-wiki]

NORMALIZE the thing that looks like an old man living in your basement

DESTIGMATIZE the act of closing your vent to stop his dry whispering– which you cannot tell whether it is random or directed at you– from reaching you

ROMANTICIZE the idea of counting the number of stairs he climbs each night and praying he never makes it to the top

[paper-mario-wiki]

GUYS THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

we HAVE to let people know its okay to experience:

being repulsed by the putrid smell of his bile

feeling sick when seeing your grandparents because of the thing in your basement

locking your bedroom door even though you know it wouldnt be enough to stop him

letting your faucets run for a few seconds every morning because ever since he arrived more and more of your tap water had come out black as ink

knowing exactly what he looks like even though the only time you ever saw him was your first encounter with him at your uncle’s funeral when you were 6

questioning why youre the only one who remembers your dog

why cant anyone else remember your dog

what happened to your dog

oh my god i can still hear him whimpering downstairs some nights

i dont know if its actually him or just that thing taunting me

[lesbianhoneys--blog]

listening to a bunch of straight people talk about gay people in an academic setting is the worst idea anyone has ever had

[premier-politics]

[peelingmandarins]

in this house we stan dionysus!

[forgotaboutdrea]

#Hermes: he’s dead Dionysus you don’t actually have to do this #Dionysus [polishing his giant wooden dildo]: I made a PROMISE (x)

[inkeysblog-deactivated20230409]

How do Greek Myths keep suprising me

[indexcard]

have you guys seen this site where you can craft your own emojis out of other emoji bits (within reason)

[existentialterror]

I call this one BE NOT AFRAID

[araneaserket]

i made a pure good one thats all about loving your friends

[maternalcube]

i made me

[clownarchivism]

I call it Yikes

[prideofyunmeng]

When someone insults that thing you like

[bemusedlybespectacled]

p-pwease, mr. obama

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I used my mediocre sewing skills to turn an old sweater into a snood for Gaea’s frozen ears

[acutely-autistic]

Babushka

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Do you have any beets, babushka is making borscht

[mihri-the-sasscatte]

Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.

[professorsparklepants]

Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that

[kittyopteryx]

Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.

[mooretimetoplay]

“Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.”

[necrowemancer]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/ This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game

[jelloapocalypse]

Please watch this reveal video it’s kickass

[creepsandcrawlers]

FUCK ME  the reveal video

[threefeline]

“CHRIS??????”

[tanoraqui]

“Um, I don’t think our plan is gonna work.”

[8bitmickey]

[island-delver-go]

Always reblog Y'gathok

[kawaiianimebae]

DM:*Pulls out Y’gothok* *Turns on “Open Your Heart” by Crush 40*

[sensicalabsurdities]

Wow that DM really goes above and beyond

[cryptiddesi]

Reblogging Ygathok because it’s been one year since we fought him!!!! It just popped up on my timeline today!

Happy one year anniversary, our precious Old God boi!!!

[mihri-the-sasscatte]

One year ago today, this boy was revealed.

And for you guys, I have great news: I have the stats of Y’gathok complete and a general design for “how to use him” done. However, an adventure guide is incoming to teach you how to integrate him into any of your worlds!

[theocseason4]

[goodson]

i wanna be friends with a crow but i know that wanting it means itll never happen. theyre too smart theyll smell my sweaty palms

[sakakoura-deactivated20180112]

I know everyone realizes that disney amvs are a gold mine but as someone who has been collecting them for years I am telling you right now: the ones that blow up on tumblr are only the absolute tip of the iceberg.  

here’s some personal favorites of mine.  synopsis included. 

keep in mind that none of these are parody videos.  they’re all 100% serious I promise you

cinderella’s sister gets plastic surgery because she doesn’t think jim from treasure planet likes her so she turns into jessica rabbit 

a “the fault in our stars” trailer made with footage of elsa from frozen and raphael from teenage mutant ninja turtles

 willy wonka and the guy from howl’s moving castle break up

anna from frozen has to choose between actors ashton kutcher and owen wilson

twilight sparkle hates herself for falling in love with jim from treasure planet because he’s a human boy

sleeping beauty has an affair with rule 63 esmerelda and they get caught and die

andy and woody from toy story turn into the men from brokeback mountain and fall in love with each other

in this one titties are edited onto jasmine for jim from treasure planets possessed fuck fest 

real life porn is used to show that loki and draco malfoy are having sex

everyone is harley quinn and the joker. every single person

peter pan loses a beyblade competition to aladdin and I think his dad leaves him for it but they fall in love

[zayphora]

why are they all about jim. jim is a good man what did he do to deserve this drama

[pucikat-deactivated20190223]

mouse be like ”Owo whats this” and its chease.

[capacity]

My family sent me this video bc I’m just like her with clocks lmfao :(

[abercrombee]

wearing watches is for the aesthetic, she’s valid

[gaycism]

4:73

[catholicboysdetention]

[pi-la]