fuck me gently with a chainsaw

kat. 18. xoxo.

[lovesickallovermybed]

[rudeboyshutuppp-deactivated2016]

[jacksgapsite]

[harrysleftlung-deactivated20200]

“how would you like your tea sir?”

*american voice* tax free

[realitytvgifs]

[bidoof]

The numbers in the football men’s shirts? That’s their power levels. If a level 79 man collides with a level 36 man, the level 36 man WILL explode

[algoll-deactivated20181128]

Solitude: We Heart It

[hikingnotes]

Spring time car drives

[samdesantis]

[omglindz]

dogs are best

[verybritishproblems]

“We’ll see” - Translation: No chance

[greatgastbae]

me, the motherfucker with over 50 abandoned works in progress: i have another idea

[stability]

[greatgastbae]

me [angrily yet softly, through gritted teeth, while crying]: i love to write

[champagnepadre]

*horoscope pops up on my dash* i love this shit so muc… let me read what it says bout me *horoscope is negative* …..this is so ugly and wrong who takes the time to make up lies about me and the moon? disgusting

[mayordog-deactivated20160926]

first result for “dog” on google images 

first result for “dog dog” 

“dog dog dog”

“dog dog dog dog” 

“dog dog dog dog dog” 

“dog dog dog dog dog dog”

“dog dog dog dog dog dog dog” is the same as “dog dog dog dog dog dog” 

“dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog” is the same as “dog dog dog dog dog”

“dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog” is the same as “dog dog dog dog dog”

“dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog” 

“dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog” is the same as “dog dog dog dog dog dog” 

“dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog” is the same as “dog dog dog dog dog dog” 

good work team. i’ll analyze these results 

[cashwheel]

dark tumblr show me informative posts that arent condescending or passive aggressive

[trash-deluxe]

Jesus of Nazareth was actually born 4 years later than they thought which means 2016 is a myth it’s still 2012 and the world could still end like the Mayas predicted

[soupdrag0n]

[Softly but with a lot of feeling] fuck