jd.

indian • 18 • he/him • a wizard

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real

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me watching paani ki balti before taking a bath

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His first name is my bank account balance.

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You may be old, but are you this old?

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🗣: what are your intentions?

literally me:

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Ask a brown girl about her past relationship and she will reply "dimag kharab tha mera"

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kabhi kabhi dil karta hai ke dil ko chappal se maarun (:

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Rohit shetty says the ‘99998888222’ joke from golmaal 3 couldn’t be made today because he’ll get cancelled for making fun of stammering partly explains why there’s such a comedic lull in Bollywood sab directors ki gaand fatt gayi hai Wokes and trads have ruined cinema smh