@(-_-)@

Liesel nodded with great sincerity.

[we-the-dreamers]

“I’m trying to be brave… but I feel like my heart is caving in.”

Kimya Dawson

[greatsincerity]

[greatsincerity]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Our parents warned us for years about the ‘dangers’ of the internet while knowing nothing about it, then finally dove in and fell for every. Single. One.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Give a man a duck, and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to duck, and you’ll possibly save his life.

[greatsincerity]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The first week of Pokémon GO was probably the closest the we’ll ever have to world peace.

[just-shower-thoughts]

When doing CPR you’re told to do compressions to the beat of ‘Staying Alive”. Another song that works is Queen’s “Another one bites the dust”, which is the other possible outcome.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Dogs can be our best friends, but the cat will never tell the police where the marijuana is.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Cannibalism would solve hunger and over population

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you jumped off a cliff, it would take your entire life to reach the bottom.

[greatsincerity]

Vampire filter haha

[greatsincerity]

Vampire filter haha

[just-shower-thoughts]

A mute supervilain would be the most badass thing ever. There would be no long winded speeches about his/her plan while allowing the hero to escape…

[cerebralsonnets]

The Eyes thank you for your services. 👁

[invisibleicewands]

“Ten ways to tell how he feels about you”.

[starshollowisonahellmouth]

On a scale of 1-10 how trash of a human being am I for shipping Nick and June on The Handmaid's Tale? ;)

Um, if that’s trashy then I’m trash too because they are both super sexy ;)