Majo Magie Macht

Selective RP Blog for Metallia from The Witch and the Hundred Knight. Read my rules and junk. Plunged into the swamp by TP Currently a big ol WIP while I beat the game.

[greatswcmpwitch-blog]

HE CAN DO SKILLS NOW THIS IS WAY DIFFERENT 

[greatswcmpwitch-blog]

Playing twathk2 after the first one is like new mechanics looks crisp as fuck culture shock

[greatswcmpwitch-blog]

“Though none of that matters to you all, I suppose. Hell, Visco isn’t even around anymore. No one I know is. Back to the shitty boring life...maybe I can find another god to throw down with...oh right, I don’t have the Hundred Knight with me anymore..tch.”

“What the hell am I suppose to do for fun now?”

[greatswcmpwitch-blog]

“LET ME BRAG ABOUT SUCCESSFULLY REVIVING VISCO YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT WEBSITE.”

[greatswcmpwitch-blog]

Well I beat the game...hmm.

“Kehehe...reviving the dead, and coming back from it...I truly am the greatest witch. Much better than that old hag...hmph.”

“Well, with a new lease on life I suppose I have some things to do now.”

[greatswcmpwitch-blog]

“What the hell is “Kris-Mess?”“

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

*doesnt talk to anyone im mutuals with* I love  my mutuals so much :’)

[greatswcmpwitch-blog]

Sorry I’ve been so quiet Im in the final stretch of the game’s “bad” end

[greatswcmpwitch-blog]

This just in: Metallia best grill Hundred Knight dumb shadow son

[jelliedog]

apparently porn bots are now hacking into in-use accounts (I’m assuming larger accounts) and posting while the blog owner is still active. 

holy fuck.

why are staff so incompetent

rather than fixing their obviously very flawed code and development, they’re deciding to ban tits? fucking tits?

that being said, although it’s so unlikely this will happen to me, please know that it’s not me posting these links and photos. Please dont click on the links. 

oh my god.

[greatswcmpwitch-blog]

Metallia’s backstory is making me sad

[greatswcmpwitch-blog]

Ayyyye Metallia! I got a talking donkey here. All it knows is how to sing 'All-stars'.

“Call the glue factory, then.”

[greatswcmpwitch-blog]

Oh right I got a basic profile up for Metallia until I finish these last few chapters of the game

[greatswcmpwitch-blog]

"Do you even KNOW what a flower is? Cause pro tip: They will probably help that stank of yours lady."

“I smell like my beloved swamp, you vapid cunt. If you can’t understand the appeal then you’re worthless to me and should move along already.”

[greatswcmpwitch-blog]

So Metallia apparently uses swamp water when she takes a bath you know what that probably means

[greatswcmpwitch-blog]

she stinky

[greatswcmpwitch-blog]

“I’d say ‘feed it to the birds’ but I think it’d kill them”

“Oh, this isn’t food. It’s potion ingredients I prepared...if you ate this you’d probably die.”

[crow--teeth]

whenever I log onto tumblr: