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Flowers on my dick and bees all around

or, in other words, how greek gods say they don’t give a flying fuck.

Hebe, pulling out a fancy bottle from a cabinet: Is this whiskey or perfume? Dionysus: *grabs bottle* Dionysus: *downs the entire thing* Dionysus: It’s perfume.

#Hebe #Dionysus

Demeter: *walking around, still disapointed, two days after visiting Poseidon for first time* Poseidon: What did you think a tiger shark was, sister?

#Poseidon #Demeter

Asclepius: Rate your pain on scale from one to ten. Athena: Pi. Minimal, but a never ending number. Asclepius: Asclepius: What the fuck?

#Asclepius #Athena

Dionysus: I am soooo in love with you Ariadne: You’re drunk Dionysus: I can be both, dearest

#Dionysus #Ariadne

Ares: Come on, guys! Have I ever done anything stupid? Hephasteus: Literally all the time Nemezis: We keep a list Artemis: Athena alpabetized ith

#Ares #Hephasteus #Nemezis #Artemis #Athena

“I’ve come to the point in my life where I need stronger word than ‘fuck’ ”

- Prometheus, probably

#Prometheus

Persephone: I put fun into funeral Hades, trying his best: I put or into corpse

#hades and persephone #Hades #Persephone

Hera: I lost my son Hephaestus, can I make an announcement? Hera, over the loud speakers: Goodbye, ugly shit

#Hephasteus #Hera

Athena: Don’t worry guys, I left instructions for everyone while I’m gone Ares: Mine just says “Ares no” Athena: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

#Ares #Athena

Mortals: I’m amazed how insignificant we actually are Gods: Not me, I’m important

Dispatcher: 911, what’s your emergency? Helios: Yes, hello, I slept at 6am and woke up late at night. Dispatcher: And what’s the problem? Helios: That is exactly what I’m trying to figure out. Here, tell Selene please.

#Helios #Selene in the background: That's a problem because you are a FUCKING SUN #Helios:...oh

Hades, confused out of his mind: Why would you give Demeter chainsaw?! Zeus:...she felt unsafe Hades: Now I feel unsafe! Zeus, now equally confused: I apologize Zeus: Would you like a chainsaw?

#Hades:...yes #Hades #Zeus #Demeter

Narcissus: GUESS WHO GOT THEIR LIFE TOGETHER!!!!!! Narcissus: not me but someone for sure has

#Narcissus

Hermes, while on the radio: Help! I and Ares are locked in... some kind of shed Apollo: Okay, try not to panic. There have to be exit! Artemis, from behind Apollo’s back: Just use your head! Ares: I GOT THIS *proceeds to run in full speed head first into the wall*

#Hermes #Apollo #Artemis #Ares

Zeus: Stop it! mortals! FOR FUCKS SA-- Prometheus, Pandora, Europa and Io: *double bouncing on Zeus on the trampoline so he can’t get up*

#Zeus #Prometheus #Pandora #Europa #Io

Echo hiding behind tree watching Hebe Hebe: Yesterday I met girl in the woods Echo: girl in woods. girl in woods. Hebe: I can’t recall how she looked like Echo: how she looked like. how she looked like. Hebe: maybe she was the most beautiful one Echo: she was the most beautiful one. she was the most beautiful one. Hebe: or maybe the ugliest ever Echo: Echo: she was the most beautiful one Hebe: *turning on her heel* GOT YA

#Hebe #Echo #source: joke

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