WA-HA-HA!

ind . headcanon-based WARIO . based on WARIO LAND and WARIO WORLD . mobile-bound

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silly goofy mood

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like dis for a wah in ur inbox

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Wow, okay, SURE. Let's say you DID just watch me get hit by a car going 75 mph down this parkway road, fly through the air, hit the ground with a thud, and after a few seconds you watched me get up, brush off my pants, and continue to wander into the woods, unharmed. What are you even gonna do? Fucking arrest me?

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SEMISEL . INDIE WARIO . PENNED BY MEDIC!