Your Wound, My Sutures

A Greedling roleplay blog.

[greedy-donuts]

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> This thing on?

~ greed ur gonna drop our phone

> Can it, piss-ant. I’m not stupid.

> Wait, shit—

~ .

> . . .

~ (≖､≖ )

> Okay. Maybe I’m stupid.

~ this text style represents posts where ling is speaking ^_^

/ This text style represents text where both of us are speaking simultaneously. :/

> This text style represents posts where Greed’s speaking. Yours truly~ <3

- ew stop that

+ What?

- tained evil creature

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OOC INFORMATION

Welcome to my Greedling roleplay blog! OOC Buttercups here! I go by she/her, am an artist, and I usually roleplay on discord, but I’m here now for fun. I’m just trying to keep this casual, but my perfectionist tendencies get to me a lot haha

If you haven’t noticed already, this blog is going to work as a social media roleplay account, with Greed and Ling acting as a tumblr user while they share a body. Specifically this blog is MAINLY if they posted their thoughts in their soulspace readily and put one another on blast. Very fun silly stuff!!

If you would like to initiate a roleplay with short written out actions instead of just text, just do it!!! I’m likely to respond accordingly… I’ll also have them be answering QnA basically, as well as stay IC always unless stated otherwise.

A few notes:

🥩 I am primarily a mobile user.

🩸 While I do have common sense and decency, I am not into the complex and specific tumblr roleplay etiquette that a lot of the older roleplayers do. If this is an issue for you, I’d suggest finding someone else.

🍷 My headcanons for these two will inevitably peek through so if anything isn’t canon that’s probably why.

🩸If we ever start a full-length roleplay in a reblog chain, be prepared for the fact that I can’t snip posts.

🍷 NSFW is a no-go. No exceptions.

🩸 Cross-fandom interaction is more than welcome!

🍷 The only ship I’m comfortable roleplaying with these two is Edling (Edward x Ling). There are few exceptions.

[greedy-donuts]

D: Greed you can't eat the ocean there's a lot of cute animals in there. Maybe it would be more fun to learn about them instead

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> I’ll just buy the ocean then.

~ i dont think u can do that

> When I rule the world no one can tell me no. And I’ll feed all the trash in it to assholes I don’t like.

~ like garbage cans

> Like garbage cans.

[greedy-donuts]

The ocean is a soup.

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> Hell yeah. Maybe if I try hard enough I can eat the whole ocean.

~ dont drink the ocean water greed r u stupid

> What? Why not?

~ u know it dehydrates u right

> But it’s water.

~ SALT water. theres a reason people call the ocean a desert of water

> Imma drink it

~ dont u da

~ .

~ ok hes drinking it (￣. ￣|||)

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guy with dissociative amnesia voice: yeah i just don't think i have any sort of amnesia with the dissociation. i would remember if i was forgetting something

[greedy-donuts]

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> Yeah like. Shut up

~ ur lying to urself

> Genuinely get the fuck out of my face what did I ever do to you shut the fuck up piece of shit I specifically don’t lie you don’t know what you’re talking about little bitchy ass spoiled ass prince

~ wow that simple phrase hit a nerve huh

> I’m not talking to you anymore.

~ lalalala then i guess ill just sing to myself lalala ooohhhh country roaaaddssstake me homeeee to the place i belooongg sweet virginiaaaa

> God if you can hear me

[greedy-donuts]

Ahem. Is cereal soup and a hot dog a sandwich?

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> Absolutely. I think I should be able to say I have two bowls of soup if I have one bowl of chicken noodle and one bowl of cereal.

~ this feels blasphemous (￣^￣)

> Okay, no, just think about it. Soup is a bunch of edible shit floating in edible liquid. Cereal is a bunch of edible shit floating in an edible liquid.

~ i think the word is potable for liquid greed

> Pff. That’s not a real word.

~ yes it

~ whatever. at least use drinkable

> You’re just pissed off that I’m right.

~ CEREAL ISNT SOUP

[greedy-donuts]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I know it’s about the same as how ever much ground a groundhog would hog if a groundhog could hog ground, but. Hmm.

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~ ten thousand

> Agreed. Ten thousand what

~ ten thousand

> You’re a dumbass.

[greedy-donuts]

if when you go then do you not or is it the then why do you?

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> . . . Hah?

~ yes i do the do i did not the is when i went and it is the then

>

> ???????????

> What language are you speaking right now??? It isn’t fuckin English.

~ bié shuō le huàidàn^. if u were cool u would know

> That sounded aggressive.

~ teehee (◠‿◠)

^stop talking, rotten egg.

[greedy-donuts]

QUICK ANSWER OR THE WORLD EXPLODES!!! AAAAGGGGHHH!!!

what's your guys' fav meal C;

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~ wow those r very high stakes i certainly feel the pressure. i like xiaolongbao but i also like fried donuts and vanilla ice cream and shrimp fried rice and

> They said meal, dipshit.

~ yea. i know

~ ur turn btw

> Three medium rare steaks and some liquor.

~ thats not a balanced meal

> Yours isn’t either????

~ -3-