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[endless----pain]

I’m a good person

and I’ve suffered enough

[hedgehogenglne]

twitter changing their logo to doge really solidified how much of a garbage fire of a website it has become.

[ankle-beez]

Oh and they changed it to doge because Elon is currently facing a TWO-HUNDRED AND FIFTY EIGHT BILLION DOLLAR LAWSUIT for scamming investors with dogecoin and he’s trying to bury search results for it. Because he’s the most pathetic man on Earth

Elon Musk seeks to end $258 billion Dogecoin lawsuit

Elon Musk asked a U.S. judge on Friday to throw out a $258 billion racketeering lawsuit accusing him of running a pyramid scheme to support

[zac-films]

Really Important News – This lawsuit is higher then this dumpster fires networth (according go google at least). If he ruins he’d have to surrender more money than he has, liquid or otherwise–in otherwords, he’d be ruined and would either have to sell his companies to pay or declare bankrupcy, either option would be hilarious so– Likes charge reblogs cast.

[greedymoth]

I just took the world’s most confusing physics test, which featured oddities such as:

- a three dimensional, uniform, solid sphere whose moment of inertia was 0.5MR^2

- a rod we were explicitly told had uniform density yet were also supposed to assume had no mass

- a pulley that had mass and rotated with the rope & masses hanging from it, yet without any friction between the rope and pulley

- and my favorite: an object that was rolling without slipping, but spinning and not rolling

[greedymoth]

me, going into calc III with precisely zero knowledge of physics

professor: an intuitive explanation of line integrals is that they calculate the work done on a particle as it traverses a certain path through a vector field.

me, has no concept of what “work” is: thank you but that is absolutely Not Helpful

[greedymoth]

test: calculate the work done by gravity on a particle as it moves up a spiral staircase with position vector <cos(t), sin(t), 2t> from t=0 to t=6pi

me, to the professor: gravity points... down in the z direction, right?

professor: -.-

professor: ... yes, gravity points down in the z direction

[greedymoth]

me, going into calc III with precisely zero knowledge of physics

professor: an intuitive explanation of line integrals is that they calculate the work done on a particle as it traverses a certain path through a vector field.

me, has no concept of what "work” is: thank you but that is absolutely Not Helpful

[greedymoth]

high school teachers will legit be like “I want to make this class as much like a college class as possible, I won’t babysit you and your grade is 100% quizzes and tests” one second and then the next have everyone lock their phones in a closet

[greedymoth]

Sometimes I convince myself that my parents weren’t actually low key abusive and that I’m just overreacting and then they’ll say something along the lines of “Oh you’ll scream at and insult at your kids too, just you wait and see” or “but if we hadn’t yelled and screamed at you, you wouldn’t have learned so fast” and all doubt just leaves my mind

[greedymoth]

I got a slur yelled at me for the first time today and, aside from the fact that it was completely unexpected and I didn’t care, it was honestly kind of funny because they clearly thought that I was the opposite of my gender assigned at birth so like... thank you?

[greedymoth]

the worst part of being known as “the smart one” at school is the inevitable bit where you have to go to school on december 19 and tell everyone that you got rejected REA from Stanford after months of hearing “you can get in wherever you want” “no way any college would reject you” “i’ve got really good feelings about Stanford for you” someone kill me please

[greedymoth]

I mentioned in my AP stats class that two independent events couldn’t be mutually exclusive (assuming non-zero probabilities) and the teacher actually tried to argue with me because he didn’t believe me.

my guy.

you teach... STATISTICS

[greedymoth]

my mom, constantly: *intentionally misgenders me* *yells at & criticizes me* *calls me a monster* *invades my privacy* *says triggering things to me because ‘it’s my right and I don’t care what you think of me’*

also my mom: you know? I would do Literally Anything for you. I would kill someone so long as it made you happy. I love you more than anyone else in the universe.

[ittybittytatertot]

Hello, pause for a sec.

Many places are removing masking requirements. And I’m here to ask, if you are young and able-bodied, please keep wearing a mask anyways. We’ve known for two years that masks protect others more than they protect yourself, and that masks work when most people are wearing them. If only at-risk individuals are masking, they’re more at risk.

Protect others. Help disabled people exist safely in public. Wear a mask.

[thatdiabolicalfeminist]

I’m asking you to do this, as an immunocompromised person living in a home where we all have multiple conditions on the CDC’s list of conditions increasing risk for severe illness.

There are more of us than you think, our conditions are only rarely visible at a glance, and our lives shouldn’t mean literally nothing to you.

The list has been recently updated, btw. See if you or someone you love has one of these conditions.

[upsettingandunfortunateclasshate]

[raincoffeebooks]

FREE SAT & AP PREP MATERIALS

Dear appblrs if you want to save some money and not spend hundreds of dollars on prep books these are some nice alternatives. (Both these files belong to me. )

Spread the word! Good luck studying :) 

SAT 

AP

I may have some additional stuff in october (past sat & psat exams) 

[apps-and-academia-blog]

THANK YOU

[an-elysian-metanoia]

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I REPEAT, DO NOT SCROLL PAST THIS. 

GUYS. THIS IS LITERALLY A MASTER POST OF SAT & AP BOOKS SCANNED ONTO THE LAPTOP. LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE PAGE. AND THE QUALITY IS AMAZING. AND THERE ARE SO MANY. FROM BARRON’S AP BIO TO MCGRAW HILL’S SAT REVIEW. SERIOUSLY CHECK THIS OUT.

YOU CAN SAVE SO MUCH MONEY BY USING THESE. THANK YOU YOU SWEET KIND SOUL. YOU ARE AN ANGEL, A GIFT FROM HEAVEN AND I HOPE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE. 

[grapefruitjunkie-deactivated202]

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[ladyshinga]

[greedymoth]

not sure if this is a universal experience or not but remember when you were a kid and would stand up for yourself because something was legitimately unfair? and then adults would punish you for “having an attitude”? yeah what the fuck was that

[greedymoth]

me: *buys anti-nausea ginger gum one(1) time that just so happens to have been marketed towards pregnant ppl experience morning sickness*

google for the next 6 months: oh so i see you’re PREGNANT would you like adds about baby products for the next HALF A YEAR so u can provide for the INFANT ur gonna have?? here how about this fckn $200 STROLLER????