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Zeus: Something's not right here Hera: *not looking up from her book* Zeus: No I'm serious something's different around here! Hera: *mumbling* i swear to kronos i do not want to deal with this Zeus: I know what it is!!! Hera: Ugh FINE, what is it? Zeus: We haven't been online in years!!! Hera: Zeus: :D Hera: I bet Persephone doesn't have conversations like these

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Hera: Didn’t anyone teach you to say please and thank you?!

Hephaestus: Please shut the fuck up

Hera:

Hephaestus: Thank you

#source: tumblr #incorrect quotes #greek memes #greek gods #greek gods memes #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek myths #greek mythology #greek #hera #hephaestus #poor hephaestus #he just needs a hug

you know what

i am a drunken fool and i wanna be better at my account

i love having this account and all the people that follow it. it honestly makes my whole day every time i open it up and see that people like the posts or reblog them! you guys are the best part of this account and i’m really happy to have it!

i haven’t been posting as much cause i’m finishing up my undergrad degree and that’s been taking up most of my time but i wanna let y’all know that i appreciate you! (i’m almost done with it rn)

sorry for the rant but it felt necessary

I LOVE YALL 🤍🤍

- greek-memes

Persephone: I have a new hoodie

Hades: We have a new hoodie!!

#source: tumblr #incorrect quotes #greek memes #greek gods #greek gods memes #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek myths #greek mythology #greek #hades #persephone #hades x persephone #hades loves his wife so much

Aphrodite: Hey where’s Artemis?

Athena: What do you mean?

Aphrodite: I mean where is she, i haven’t seen her in a while

Ares: Yeah, it’s been like a few months

Dionysus: Wow even Ares noticed she was gone

Ares: *nodding gravely* i know

Apollo: Wait, my sister is gone?!

Athena: She’s not gone, she’s just probably out hunting

Apollo: NOO SHES GONE

Apollo: I DON’T WANNA BE AN ONLY CHILD

Athena: *exasperated* You’re not an only child

Hermes: You’ll never be an only child when Zeus is our father

Zeus: Hey! I heard that!

pointless arguing continues

somewhere in the middle of the woods

Artemis: *laying on a hammock completely unbothered*

One of the Hunters of Artemis: My lady, aren’t you worried what the gods will think when they notice you’ve been here for six months?

Artemis: *opens one eye to stare at the hunter* *closes eye and smirks* nope

#source: greek-memes #incorrect quotes #greek memes #greek gods #greek gods memes #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek myths #greek mythology #source: tumblr #greek #artemis #aphrodite #apollo #ares #hermes #dionysus #zeus #artemis needed a vacation #too much drama

Hermes: Come here i wanna show you something

Hermes: *turns around and walks away*

Apollo: nice

Hermes: That’s not it, but thanks ;)

#source: tumblr #incorrect quotes #greek memes #greek gods #greek gods memes #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek myths #greek mythology #greek #hermes #apollo #apollos still pissed about the cattle #but #like he’s not gonna compliment someone’s ass

ladyeliserose

Ancient Favourites: Let’s make a thread

Answer these then tag some of your favourite pages, if you’re tagged carry this on. Let’s goooo

Patron goddess: Athena

Patron god: Osiris

Civilisation: Mayans

King/queen: Hatshepsut

Mythical character: Dido

Myth: Abduction of Persephone

Ancient site: The Erechtheion

Artefact: Sculpture of Aphrodite of Knidos

Ancient Book: Suetonius’ ‘The twelve Caesars’

Mythical creature: The Phoenix

@sewersapphic @anxiousnerdwritings @greek-memes @loreolympus @ancient-myth-daily @shrylia @pink-cinnamon-roll @moreolympus

greek-memes

Oh my gosh I love this!! Thank you so much for the tag!

Patron Goddess: Aphrodite

Patron God: Poseidon

Civilisation: Minoan Crete

King/Queen: Hatshesput

Mythical Character: Helen (she did nothing wrong)

Myth: Fionn Mac Cumhaill (dudes whole life is crazy awesome)

Ancient Site: Pompeii

Artefact: Nike Winged Victory (shits cool)

Ancient Book: The Iliad (it started my love of ancient favs)

Mythical Creature: Selkies

i do apologize that this took me forever but i couldn’t make up my mind on a few things!

oooookay i’m gonna tag: @godsofhumanity @incorrectnorse-quotes @greek-myth-bullshit @greekschist and whoever else wants to!

Ares: You’re so short, what can you even see from down there?

Persephone: Your IQ

#source: tumblr #incorrect quotes #greek memes #greek gods #greek gods memes #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek myths #greek mythology #greek #ares #persephone

Athena: Could you be more annoying?!

Poseidon: *death glare*

Poseidon:

Poseidon: Yes

#source: that 70s show #incorrect quotes #greek memes #greek gods #greek gods memes #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek myths #greek mythology #greek #athena #poseidon #he takes pissing off athena very seriously #it’s an art form at this point

so-indecipherable

MUSIC TAG!

Rules: Put your favorite playlist on shuffle and list the first 10 songs and tag 10 people. No skipping!

Tagged by @softtcas (technically, because she said anyone who wants to do it can do it lmao)

I Miss Having Sex But At Least I Don’t Wanna Die Anymore - Waterparks

Santa Fe - Newsies

Obvious - Dear Evan Hansen (Bonus Track)

Either Way - Roman Banks

Nova Scotia - Magic Man

Edge of Great - Julie and the Phantoms cast

Do My Own Thing - Weekend Giants

Shiksa Goddess - The Last Five Years

Bright - Julie and the Phantoms cast

Good As Hell - Lizzo

I’m gonna tag anyone who is seeing this and wants to take part!

charisfabu

@wishfulina

@theflowernymph

do this guys it will be.. kinda epic… :)

1. Jumpstarted- Jukebox the Ghost

2. Sunflower- Rex Orange County

3. M79- Vampire Weekend

4. Say So- Doja Cat

5. The Adults Are Talking- The Strokes

6. 34+35- Ariana Grande

7. White Teeth Teens- Lorde

8. Seaside Rendezvous- Queen

9. IDK- Willow

10. going down!- Xxtentacion

wow….

wishfulina

Dancing In the Dark Au/Ra

Don’t Stop Believing- Journey

Welcome to My Life- Simple Plan

Whatever It Takes- Imagine Dragons

Mister Glassman- Scotty Sire

This is America- Childish Gambino

On the Right Track- Pippin

White Flag- Bishop Briggs

Fierce- Che'Nelle

Save the Day- Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse Soundtrack

@hammstersisme @egg0let @anipwrites @nemuitoka

uglierdaikon

ooooh this is fun okay. (hope you don’t mind me answering here instead of on hammstersisme, I prefer to leave that one just for reblogs)

1. Friday I’m in Love - The Cure

2. It Will Come Back - Hozier

3. In Hell I’ll Be in Good Company - The Dead South

4. Vide Noir - Lord Huron

5. I’ll Be - Edwin McCain

6. Crazy Over You - BLACKPINK

7. BOOMBAYAH - BLACKPINK (I swear they’re only on this playlist like 3 times so it’s hilarious they came up twice in a row)

8. Home - Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros

9. Caroline - Colter Wall

10. Mama - My Chemical Romance

Wow, that was… eclectic. But lit! So I believe I will taaaag @baronesscmd @mokkemusic @insipidenvy and @greek-memes

greek-memes

Ooh fun! I love this idea!!

so being the agent of chaos that i am i put all my music on spotify on shuffle (i have many playlists that are for different moods and i wanted to capture every part of my music taste)

Im a wee bit nervous cause my music is all over the place, but im ready!!

1. Take Me or Leave Me - Rent

2. All You Wanna Do - Six (i do be nervous that the first two songs are from musicals...)

3. Young and Beautiful - Lana Del Rey

4. Sucker for Pain - Lil Wayne, Wiz Khalifa, Imagine Dragons, X Ambassadors, Logic, Ty Dolla $ign

5. Play with Fire - Sam Tinnesz, Yacht Money

6. Talk Too Much - COIN

7. Tiny Dancer - Elton John

8. Raging Fire - Phillip Phillips

9. Gangsta - Kehlani

10. Line Without a Hook - Ricky Montgomery

i feel like i just exposed a little, but that was fun! Im gonna tag @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @godsofhumanity @its-caesar-bitch and anyone else who wants to!

Loki: It’s nice to be wanted, you know?

Thor: *exasperated* Not by the law!

#source: tumblr #incorrect quotes #norse mythology memes #incorrect norse gods #norse myth memes #norse gods memes #norse gods #norse mythology #Thor #Loki

Apollo: Aphrodite I’m in love!

Aphrodite: With who?!

Apollo: ✨Myself✨

#source: keeping up with the kardashians #incorrect quotes #greek memes #greek gods #greek gods memes #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek myths #greek mythology #greek #tagammemnon #Apollo #Aphrodite

Poseidon: I did something terrible

Hermes: It’s okay, I’ll get the shovel

Poseidon: Wait, what do you think I did?!

Hermes: It doesn’t matter, no one will ever know

#source: tumblr #incorrect quotes #greek memes #greek gods #greek gods memes #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek myths #greek mythology #greek #Hermes #Poseidon

THANK YOU!

Thank you so much for 4000 followers!!! I can’t believe that number even exists in my phone! I just wanna thank you guys for following, I’ve enjoyed having this blog and making these posts!

I started this blog at the beginning of quarantine and I’m so glad that it’s come this far! Thank you for following and I hope you guys like the blog!

Thank you so much!!

- greek-memes

Apollo: Couldn’t sleep either?

Ares: Yeah, bad thoughts, the usual

Ares: What about you?

Apollo: How the fuck does wind work, like how the fuck? Does it go?

Ares, nodding: Mine was eels

#source: biakaashi #incorrect quotes #greek memes #greek gods #greek gods memes #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek myths #greek mythology #greek #apollo #ares #ares needs a hug #and Apollo accidentally got into Dionysus’ stash

Hera: Everyone has their demons

Hera: This is mine his name is Zeus

#source: tumblr #incorrect quotes #greek memes #greek gods #greek gods memes #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek myths #greek mythology #greek #Zeus #hera #Zeus x hera #wtf Zeus

Nyx: Don’t torture yourself Erebus

Nyx: That’s my job

Erebus: Oh Nyx

#source: the addams family #incorrect quotes #greek memes #greek gods #greek gods memes #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek myths #greek mythology #greek #nyx x erebus #I know that not a lot is know about nyx and erebus #being primordial deities they don’t have many myths and are mainly in the Greek creation myth #however #I imagine them as a total Gomez x morticia relationship #gomez x morticia

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