Green Darkners Club

RP Blog for Ralsei and Battat from Deltarune + a Pippins and Cuptain OC :D Open for M!As, within reason. Icon by spaceboi-brainrot!

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* Hello, welcome to the Green Darkner's Club!

* I'm Ralsei, the Prince of this Kingdom!

*This club is open for anyone to join!

* I'm Battat and I have no fucking clue how I got into this.

* Hello..

* My name is Pippi and um...

* I just got here,,,

* The name's Pipps and I'm here sometimes when Pippi's not

* And uhhhh I'm Pins and I guess I'm here now????

* I am Night, the Night of Knights, who carries the Great Sword of Love!

* I am on a Quest to find the Princess of this World, and save her from the Mighty Beast!!!

heya my name is mage and i like the color green and apparently these guys so! rp time

TAGS - CHARACTERS

#ralsrp: Ralsei (they/she)

#batsrp: Battat (he/she/they)

#mikerp: Mike (Battat's alter, he/him)

#pipprp: Pippi (pippins OC, they/them)

#pipsrp: Pipps (pippins OC/Pippi's alter, he/she)

#pinsrp: (pippins OC/Pippi's alter, it/meow)

#nighrp: Night (cuptain OC, they/it)

TAGS - OOC

#mage post: any of my ooc posts

#mage text: my general text posts

#mage doodle: my doodles

General rules:

1. If something makes me uncomfy i WILL either shut you down or just not answer the ask 👍

2. Magic Anons are allowed, but i do have the right to refuse any of them if they go overboard! You cannot physically control the character themself!

3. Have fun :D

[chips-box]

* You're fine, Orchid.

* Just eat the cake.

(Battat takes a bite of the cake and pauses.)

* Holy shit this is good.

(Pippi looks up, their eyes hopeful.)

* R-really....?

( @greendarknersclub )

* uhm,, * (Orchid took a small bite of the cake) * y,,yeah,,! * it,, it i,,is,,!

[greendarknersclub]

(Pippi sighs in relief.)

* I-I'm g...glad...!

* What, were you doubting it?

* Have some fucking confidence in yourself.

* You're obviously good at what you do.

(They look away with a shy smile.)

* Th...thank... you..........

[chips-box]

* y,,yeah,,! * it’s r,,really good,,!

[greendarknersclub]

(They grin at Orchid, then start eating the cake themself.)

[chips-box]

* when d,,did you start making cakes,,? * since you uhm,, * o,,obviously make them a l,,lot,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

* Um...

* A-a... l..long time... ago....

* I... I d-don't r...rem-member it.. v-very well........

[chips-box]

* o,,oh,, * uhm,, * , , , * s,,sorry,, * I’m not,, g,,good at talking,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

* I-It's.. n..not y-your... fault.....

* Um....

[chips-box]

* I,, * I uhm,, * , , , * aahh s, sorry,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

(Battat sighs.)

* You two are gonna drive me insane.

(Pippi freezes.)

[chips-box]

* (Orchid flinched, slowly turning towards Battat)

[greendarknersclub]

(He pauses.)

* ...Forget I said anything.

(Pippi looks down, tears in their eyes.)

[chips-box]

* , , , * uhm,, * , , , * w,,why,,?

[greendarknersclub]

* Nothing.

(He stands up.)

* Maybe it's better you two hang out alone.

(Pippi doesn't move.)

[chips-box]

* uhm,, * , , , * o,,okay,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

(Battat scratches the back of his head.)

* Look.

* I don't want this to be weird.

* You two obviously have a way of... talking...

* That is very specific to you two.

* I don't wanna mess with that.

* Don't overthink it.

* I'm just gonna let you two be, okay?

* Thanks for the cake.

[chips-box]

* uhm,, * o,,okay,, * I uh,, d,,don’t really understand w,,what you mean but uhm,, * , , , * b,,bye,,?

[greendarknersclub]

* Yeah.

* Bye.

(He walks out, hands in his pockets.)

(Pippi staressilently at the cake.)

[chips-box]

* , , , * uhm,, * s,,so,,,, * h,,how,, uh,, l,,long did it take you t,,to uhm,, make the c,,cake,,? * d,,did you,, have f,,fun,,?

[greendarknersclub]

(They nod.)

* I-I'm... s-sorry I...

* I d-didn't... realize... you...

* You d-don't like... choc...late.......

[chips-box]

* I,, * , , . * h,,how,, do you,, k,,know that,,,,?

[greendarknersclub]

* A....an...nons..... t-told me.......

[chips-box]

* , , , * I,, * , , , * I t,,told them,, n,,not to,,,, * , , , * I’m s,,sorry,,,, * I,, s,,should’ve t,,told you before,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

(Pippi gently takes her hands.)

* I-it's... okay.....!

* Next time I'll um... I'll make a f..frosting you'll like....!!

[chips-box]

* aaahhh it’s o,,okay,,! * I uhm,, * d,,don’t hate chocolate f,,frosting,, * it’s just,, * a l,,lot of chocolate flavoured t,,things are,, * uh,, * o,,over,,whelming,,? * is,, is that the r,,right word,,?

[greendarknersclub]

(Pippi nods.)

* Th..that... m-makes.. sense....!

[chips-box]

* I d,,don’t know,, * it doesn’t e,,exactly explain it b,,but uhm,, * it’s,, c,,close enough,,

[greendarknersclub]

(They place a hand on her cheek, looking her in the eyes.)

* It's... okay.....!

[chips-box]

* I,, * I uhm,, * , , , * aaahh t,,thank you,, * (Orchid tightly hugged Pippi)

[greendarknersclub]

(Pippi hugged her back tightly.)

* I-I.. love..you....

[chips-box]

* aaahhh I,, I l,,love you toooo,,,, * I,, * I uhm,, * t,,thank you,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

* A...any time....!

* I um... I a-always... try to.. um..

* Under..stand....

* Ehe......

[chips-box]

* You're fine, Orchid.

* Just eat the cake.

(Battat takes a bite of the cake and pauses.)

* Holy shit this is good.

(Pippi looks up, their eyes hopeful.)

* R-really....?

( @greendarknersclub )

* uhm,, * (Orchid took a small bite of the cake) * y,,yeah,,! * it,, it i,,is,,!

[greendarknersclub]

(Pippi sighs in relief.)

* I-I'm g...glad...!

* What, were you doubting it?

* Have some fucking confidence in yourself.

* You're obviously good at what you do.

(They look away with a shy smile.)

* Th...thank... you..........

[chips-box]

* y,,yeah,,! * it’s r,,really good,,!

[greendarknersclub]

(They grin at Orchid, then start eating the cake themself.)

[chips-box]

* when d,,did you start making cakes,,? * since you uhm,, * o,,obviously make them a l,,lot,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

* Um...

* A-a... l..long time... ago....

* I... I d-don't r...rem-member it.. v-very well........

[chips-box]

* o,,oh,, * uhm,, * , , , * s,,sorry,, * I’m not,, g,,good at talking,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

* I-It's.. n..not y-your... fault.....

* Um....

[chips-box]

* I,, * I uhm,, * , , , * aahh s, sorry,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

(Battat sighs.)

* You two are gonna drive me insane.

(Pippi freezes.)

[chips-box]

* (Orchid flinched, slowly turning towards Battat)

[greendarknersclub]

(He pauses.)

* ...Forget I said anything.

(Pippi looks down, tears in their eyes.)

[chips-box]

* , , , * uhm,, * , , , * w,,why,,?

[greendarknersclub]

* Nothing.

(He stands up.)

* Maybe it's better you two hang out alone.

(Pippi doesn't move.)

[chips-box]

* uhm,, * , , , * o,,okay,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

(Battat scratches the back of his head.)

* Look.

* I don't want this to be weird.

* You two obviously have a way of... talking...

* That is very specific to you two.

* I don't wanna mess with that.

* Don't overthink it.

* I'm just gonna let you two be, okay?

* Thanks for the cake.

[chips-box]

* uhm,, * o,,okay,, * I uh,, d,,don’t really understand w,,what you mean but uhm,, * , , , * b,,bye,,?

[greendarknersclub]

* Yeah.

* Bye.

(He walks out, hands in his pockets.)

(Pippi staressilently at the cake.)

[chips-box]

* , , , * uhm,, * s,,so,,,, * h,,how,, uh,, l,,long did it take you t,,to uhm,, make the c,,cake,,? * d,,did you,, have f,,fun,,?

[greendarknersclub]

(They nod.)

* I-I'm... s-sorry I...

* I d-didn't... realize... you...

* You d-don't like... choc...late.......

[chips-box]

* I,, * , , . * h,,how,, do you,, k,,know that,,,,?

[greendarknersclub]

* A....an...nons..... t-told me.......

[chips-box]

* , , , * I,, * , , , * I t,,told them,, n,,not to,,,, * , , , * I’m s,,sorry,,,, * I,, s,,should’ve t,,told you before,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

(Pippi gently takes her hands.)

* I-it's... okay.....!

* Next time I'll um... I'll make a f..frosting you'll like....!!

[chips-box]

* aaahhh it’s o,,okay,,! * I uhm,, * d,,don’t hate chocolate f,,frosting,, * it’s just,, * a l,,lot of chocolate flavoured t,,things are,, * uh,, * o,,over,,whelming,,? * is,, is that the r,,right word,,?

[greendarknersclub]

(Pippi nods.)

* Th..that... m-makes.. sense....!

[chips-box]

* I d,,don’t know,, * it doesn’t e,,exactly explain it b,,but uhm,, * it’s,, c,,close enough,,

[greendarknersclub]

(They place a hand on her cheek, looking her in the eyes.)

* It's... okay.....!

[chips-box]

* I,, * I uhm,, * , , , * aaahh t,,thank you,, * (Orchid tightly hugged Pippi)

[greendarknersclub]

(Pippi hugged her back tightly.)

* I-I.. love..you....

[chips-box]

* You're fine, Orchid.

* Just eat the cake.

(Battat takes a bite of the cake and pauses.)

* Holy shit this is good.

(Pippi looks up, their eyes hopeful.)

* R-really....?

( @greendarknersclub )

* uhm,, * (Orchid took a small bite of the cake) * y,,yeah,,! * it,, it i,,is,,!

[greendarknersclub]

(Pippi sighs in relief.)

* I-I'm g...glad...!

* What, were you doubting it?

* Have some fucking confidence in yourself.

* You're obviously good at what you do.

(They look away with a shy smile.)

* Th...thank... you..........

[chips-box]

* y,,yeah,,! * it’s r,,really good,,!

[greendarknersclub]

(They grin at Orchid, then start eating the cake themself.)

[chips-box]

* when d,,did you start making cakes,,? * since you uhm,, * o,,obviously make them a l,,lot,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

* Um...

* A-a... l..long time... ago....

* I... I d-don't r...rem-member it.. v-very well........

[chips-box]

* o,,oh,, * uhm,, * , , , * s,,sorry,, * I’m not,, g,,good at talking,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

* I-It's.. n..not y-your... fault.....

* Um....

[chips-box]

* I,, * I uhm,, * , , , * aahh s, sorry,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

(Battat sighs.)

* You two are gonna drive me insane.

(Pippi freezes.)

[chips-box]

* (Orchid flinched, slowly turning towards Battat)

[greendarknersclub]

(He pauses.)

* ...Forget I said anything.

(Pippi looks down, tears in their eyes.)

[chips-box]

* , , , * uhm,, * , , , * w,,why,,?

[greendarknersclub]

* Nothing.

(He stands up.)

* Maybe it's better you two hang out alone.

(Pippi doesn't move.)

[chips-box]

* uhm,, * , , , * o,,okay,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

(Battat scratches the back of his head.)

* Look.

* I don't want this to be weird.

* You two obviously have a way of... talking...

* That is very specific to you two.

* I don't wanna mess with that.

* Don't overthink it.

* I'm just gonna let you two be, okay?

* Thanks for the cake.

[chips-box]

* uhm,, * o,,okay,, * I uh,, d,,don’t really understand w,,what you mean but uhm,, * , , , * b,,bye,,?

[greendarknersclub]

* Yeah.

* Bye.

(He walks out, hands in his pockets.)

(Pippi staressilently at the cake.)

[chips-box]

* , , , * uhm,, * s,,so,,,, * h,,how,, uh,, l,,long did it take you t,,to uhm,, make the c,,cake,,? * d,,did you,, have f,,fun,,?

[greendarknersclub]

(They nod.)

* I-I'm... s-sorry I...

* I d-didn't... realize... you...

* You d-don't like... choc...late.......

[chips-box]

* I,, * , , . * h,,how,, do you,, k,,know that,,,,?

[greendarknersclub]

* A....an...nons..... t-told me.......

[chips-box]

* , , , * I,, * , , , * I t,,told them,, n,,not to,,,, * , , , * I’m s,,sorry,,,, * I,, s,,should’ve t,,told you before,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

(Pippi gently takes her hands.)

* I-it's... okay.....!

* Next time I'll um... I'll make a f..frosting you'll like....!!

[chips-box]

* aaahhh it’s o,,okay,,! * I uhm,, * d,,don’t hate chocolate f,,frosting,, * it’s just,, * a l,,lot of chocolate flavoured t,,things are,, * uh,, * o,,over,,whelming,,? * is,, is that the r,,right word,,?

[greendarknersclub]

(Pippi nods.)

* Th..that... m-makes.. sense....!

[chips-box]

* I d,,don’t know,, * it doesn’t e,,exactly explain it b,,but uhm,, * it’s,, c,,close enough,,

[greendarknersclub]

(They place a hand on her cheek, looking her in the eyes.)

* It's... okay.....!

[chips-box]

* You're fine, Orchid.

* Just eat the cake.

(Battat takes a bite of the cake and pauses.)

* Holy shit this is good.

(Pippi looks up, their eyes hopeful.)

* R-really....?

( @greendarknersclub )

* uhm,, * (Orchid took a small bite of the cake) * y,,yeah,,! * it,, it i,,is,,!

[greendarknersclub]

(Pippi sighs in relief.)

* I-I'm g...glad...!

* What, were you doubting it?

* Have some fucking confidence in yourself.

* You're obviously good at what you do.

(They look away with a shy smile.)

* Th...thank... you..........

[chips-box]

* y,,yeah,,! * it’s r,,really good,,!

[greendarknersclub]

(They grin at Orchid, then start eating the cake themself.)

[chips-box]

* when d,,did you start making cakes,,? * since you uhm,, * o,,obviously make them a l,,lot,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

* Um...

* A-a... l..long time... ago....

* I... I d-don't r...rem-member it.. v-very well........

[chips-box]

* o,,oh,, * uhm,, * , , , * s,,sorry,, * I’m not,, g,,good at talking,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

* I-It's.. n..not y-your... fault.....

* Um....

[chips-box]

* I,, * I uhm,, * , , , * aahh s, sorry,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

(Battat sighs.)

* You two are gonna drive me insane.

(Pippi freezes.)

[chips-box]

* (Orchid flinched, slowly turning towards Battat)

[greendarknersclub]

(He pauses.)

* ...Forget I said anything.

(Pippi looks down, tears in their eyes.)

[chips-box]

* , , , * uhm,, * , , , * w,,why,,?

[greendarknersclub]

* Nothing.

(He stands up.)

* Maybe it's better you two hang out alone.

(Pippi doesn't move.)

[chips-box]

* uhm,, * , , , * o,,okay,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

(Battat scratches the back of his head.)

* Look.

* I don't want this to be weird.

* You two obviously have a way of... talking...

* That is very specific to you two.

* I don't wanna mess with that.

* Don't overthink it.

* I'm just gonna let you two be, okay?

* Thanks for the cake.

[chips-box]

* uhm,, * o,,okay,, * I uh,, d,,don’t really understand w,,what you mean but uhm,, * , , , * b,,bye,,?

[greendarknersclub]

* Yeah.

* Bye.

(He walks out, hands in his pockets.)

(Pippi staressilently at the cake.)

[chips-box]

* , , , * uhm,, * s,,so,,,, * h,,how,, uh,, l,,long did it take you t,,to uhm,, make the c,,cake,,? * d,,did you,, have f,,fun,,?

[greendarknersclub]

(They nod.)

* I-I'm... s-sorry I...

* I d-didn't... realize... you...

* You d-don't like... choc...late.......

[chips-box]

* I,, * , , . * h,,how,, do you,, k,,know that,,,,?

[greendarknersclub]

* A....an...nons..... t-told me.......

[chips-box]

* , , , * I,, * , , , * I t,,told them,, n,,not to,,,, * , , , * I’m s,,sorry,,,, * I,, s,,should’ve t,,told you before,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

(Pippi gently takes her hands.)

* I-it's... okay.....!

* Next time I'll um... I'll make a f..frosting you'll like....!!

[chips-box]

* aaahhh it’s o,,okay,,! * I uhm,, * d,,don’t hate chocolate f,,frosting,, * it’s just,, * a l,,lot of chocolate flavoured t,,things are,, * uh,, * o,,over,,whelming,,? * is,, is that the r,,right word,,?

[greendarknersclub]

(Pippi nods.)

* Th..that... m-makes.. sense....!

[chips-box]

* You're fine, Orchid.

* Just eat the cake.

(Battat takes a bite of the cake and pauses.)

* Holy shit this is good.

(Pippi looks up, their eyes hopeful.)

* R-really....?

( @greendarknersclub )

* uhm,, * (Orchid took a small bite of the cake) * y,,yeah,,! * it,, it i,,is,,!

[greendarknersclub]

(Pippi sighs in relief.)

* I-I'm g...glad...!

* What, were you doubting it?

* Have some fucking confidence in yourself.

* You're obviously good at what you do.

(They look away with a shy smile.)

* Th...thank... you..........

[chips-box]

* y,,yeah,,! * it’s r,,really good,,!

[greendarknersclub]

(They grin at Orchid, then start eating the cake themself.)

[chips-box]

* when d,,did you start making cakes,,? * since you uhm,, * o,,obviously make them a l,,lot,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

* Um...

* A-a... l..long time... ago....

* I... I d-don't r...rem-member it.. v-very well........

[chips-box]

* o,,oh,, * uhm,, * , , , * s,,sorry,, * I’m not,, g,,good at talking,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

* I-It's.. n..not y-your... fault.....

* Um....

[chips-box]

* I,, * I uhm,, * , , , * aahh s, sorry,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

(Battat sighs.)

* You two are gonna drive me insane.

(Pippi freezes.)

[chips-box]

* (Orchid flinched, slowly turning towards Battat)

[greendarknersclub]

(He pauses.)

* ...Forget I said anything.

(Pippi looks down, tears in their eyes.)

[chips-box]

* , , , * uhm,, * , , , * w,,why,,?

[greendarknersclub]

* Nothing.

(He stands up.)

* Maybe it's better you two hang out alone.

(Pippi doesn't move.)

[chips-box]

* uhm,, * , , , * o,,okay,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

(Battat scratches the back of his head.)

* Look.

* I don't want this to be weird.

* You two obviously have a way of... talking...

* That is very specific to you two.

* I don't wanna mess with that.

* Don't overthink it.

* I'm just gonna let you two be, okay?

* Thanks for the cake.

[chips-box]

* uhm,, * o,,okay,, * I uh,, d,,don’t really understand w,,what you mean but uhm,, * , , , * b,,bye,,?

[greendarknersclub]

* Yeah.

* Bye.

(He walks out, hands in his pockets.)

(Pippi staressilently at the cake.)

[chips-box]

* , , , * uhm,, * s,,so,,,, * h,,how,, uh,, l,,long did it take you t,,to uhm,, make the c,,cake,,? * d,,did you,, have f,,fun,,?

[greendarknersclub]

(They nod.)

* I-I'm... s-sorry I...

* I d-didn't... realize... you...

* You d-don't like... choc...late.......

[chips-box]

* I,, * , , . * h,,how,, do you,, k,,know that,,,,?

[greendarknersclub]

* A....an...nons..... t-told me.......

[chips-box]

* , , , * I,, * , , , * I t,,told them,, n,,not to,,,, * , , , * I’m s,,sorry,,,, * I,, s,,should’ve t,,told you before,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

(Pippi gently takes her hands.)

* I-it's... okay.....!

* Next time I'll um... I'll make a f..frosting you'll like....!!

[greendarknersclub]

* Why do I suck so bad.

[chips-box]

* You're fine, Orchid.

* Just eat the cake.

(Battat takes a bite of the cake and pauses.)

* Holy shit this is good.

(Pippi looks up, their eyes hopeful.)

* R-really....?

( @greendarknersclub )

* uhm,, * (Orchid took a small bite of the cake) * y,,yeah,,! * it,, it i,,is,,!

[greendarknersclub]

(Pippi sighs in relief.)

* I-I'm g...glad...!

* What, were you doubting it?

* Have some fucking confidence in yourself.

* You're obviously good at what you do.

(They look away with a shy smile.)

* Th...thank... you..........

[chips-box]

* y,,yeah,,! * it’s r,,really good,,!

[greendarknersclub]

(They grin at Orchid, then start eating the cake themself.)

[chips-box]

* when d,,did you start making cakes,,? * since you uhm,, * o,,obviously make them a l,,lot,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

* Um...

* A-a... l..long time... ago....

* I... I d-don't r...rem-member it.. v-very well........

[chips-box]

* o,,oh,, * uhm,, * , , , * s,,sorry,, * I’m not,, g,,good at talking,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

* I-It's.. n..not y-your... fault.....

* Um....

[chips-box]

* I,, * I uhm,, * , , , * aahh s, sorry,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

(Battat sighs.)

* You two are gonna drive me insane.

(Pippi freezes.)

[chips-box]

* (Orchid flinched, slowly turning towards Battat)

[greendarknersclub]

(He pauses.)

* ...Forget I said anything.

(Pippi looks down, tears in their eyes.)

[chips-box]

* , , , * uhm,, * , , , * w,,why,,?

[greendarknersclub]

* Nothing.

(He stands up.)

* Maybe it's better you two hang out alone.

(Pippi doesn't move.)

[chips-box]

* uhm,, * , , , * o,,okay,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

(Battat scratches the back of his head.)

* Look.

* I don't want this to be weird.

* You two obviously have a way of... talking...

* That is very specific to you two.

* I don't wanna mess with that.

* Don't overthink it.

* I'm just gonna let you two be, okay?

* Thanks for the cake.

[chips-box]

* uhm,, * o,,okay,, * I uh,, d,,don’t really understand w,,what you mean but uhm,, * , , , * b,,bye,,?

[greendarknersclub]

* Yeah.

* Bye.

(He walks out, hands in his pockets.)

(Pippi staressilently at the cake.)

[chips-box]

* , , , * uhm,, * s,,so,,,, * h,,how,, uh,, l,,long did it take you t,,to uhm,, make the c,,cake,,? * d,,did you,, have f,,fun,,?

[greendarknersclub]

(They nod.)

* I-I'm... s-sorry I...

* I d-didn't... realize... you...

* You d-don't like... choc...late.......

[chips-box]

* I,, * , , . * h,,how,, do you,, k,,know that,,,,?

[greendarknersclub]

* A....an...nons..... t-told me.......

[chips-box]

* You're fine, Orchid.

* Just eat the cake.

(Battat takes a bite of the cake and pauses.)

* Holy shit this is good.

(Pippi looks up, their eyes hopeful.)

* R-really....?

( @greendarknersclub )

* uhm,, * (Orchid took a small bite of the cake) * y,,yeah,,! * it,, it i,,is,,!

[greendarknersclub]

(Pippi sighs in relief.)

* I-I'm g...glad...!

* What, were you doubting it?

* Have some fucking confidence in yourself.

* You're obviously good at what you do.

(They look away with a shy smile.)

* Th...thank... you..........

[chips-box]

* y,,yeah,,! * it’s r,,really good,,!

[greendarknersclub]

(They grin at Orchid, then start eating the cake themself.)

[chips-box]

* when d,,did you start making cakes,,? * since you uhm,, * o,,obviously make them a l,,lot,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

* Um...

* A-a... l..long time... ago....

* I... I d-don't r...rem-member it.. v-very well........

[chips-box]

* o,,oh,, * uhm,, * , , , * s,,sorry,, * I’m not,, g,,good at talking,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

* I-It's.. n..not y-your... fault.....

* Um....

[chips-box]

* I,, * I uhm,, * , , , * aahh s, sorry,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

(Battat sighs.)

* You two are gonna drive me insane.

(Pippi freezes.)

[chips-box]

* (Orchid flinched, slowly turning towards Battat)

[greendarknersclub]

(He pauses.)

* ...Forget I said anything.

(Pippi looks down, tears in their eyes.)

[chips-box]

* , , , * uhm,, * , , , * w,,why,,?

[greendarknersclub]

* Nothing.

(He stands up.)

* Maybe it's better you two hang out alone.

(Pippi doesn't move.)

[chips-box]

* uhm,, * , , , * o,,okay,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

(Battat scratches the back of his head.)

* Look.

* I don't want this to be weird.

* You two obviously have a way of... talking...

* That is very specific to you two.

* I don't wanna mess with that.

* Don't overthink it.

* I'm just gonna let you two be, okay?

* Thanks for the cake.

[chips-box]

* uhm,, * o,,okay,, * I uh,, d,,don’t really understand w,,what you mean but uhm,, * , , , * b,,bye,,?

[greendarknersclub]

* Yeah.

* Bye.

(He walks out, hands in his pockets.)

(Pippi staressilently at the cake.)

[chips-box]

* , , , * uhm,, * s,,so,,,, * h,,how,, uh,, l,,long did it take you t,,to uhm,, make the c,,cake,,? * d,,did you,, have f,,fun,,?

[greendarknersclub]

(They nod.)

* I-I'm... s-sorry I...

* I d-didn't... realize... you...

* You d-don't like... choc...late.......

[chips-box]

* I,, * , , . * h,,how,, do you,, k,,know that,,,,?

[greendarknersclub]

* A....an...nons..... t-told me.......

[chips-box]

* You're fine, Orchid.

* Just eat the cake.

(Battat takes a bite of the cake and pauses.)

* Holy shit this is good.

(Pippi looks up, their eyes hopeful.)

* R-really....?

( @greendarknersclub )

* uhm,, * (Orchid took a small bite of the cake) * y,,yeah,,! * it,, it i,,is,,!

[greendarknersclub]

(Pippi sighs in relief.)

* I-I'm g...glad...!

* What, were you doubting it?

* Have some fucking confidence in yourself.

* You're obviously good at what you do.

(They look away with a shy smile.)

* Th...thank... you..........

[chips-box]

* y,,yeah,,! * it’s r,,really good,,!

[greendarknersclub]

(They grin at Orchid, then start eating the cake themself.)

[chips-box]

* when d,,did you start making cakes,,? * since you uhm,, * o,,obviously make them a l,,lot,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

* Um...

* A-a... l..long time... ago....

* I... I d-don't r...rem-member it.. v-very well........

[chips-box]

* o,,oh,, * uhm,, * , , , * s,,sorry,, * I’m not,, g,,good at talking,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

* I-It's.. n..not y-your... fault.....

* Um....

[chips-box]

* I,, * I uhm,, * , , , * aahh s, sorry,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

(Battat sighs.)

* You two are gonna drive me insane.

(Pippi freezes.)

[chips-box]

* (Orchid flinched, slowly turning towards Battat)

[greendarknersclub]

(He pauses.)

* ...Forget I said anything.

(Pippi looks down, tears in their eyes.)

[chips-box]

* , , , * uhm,, * , , , * w,,why,,?

[greendarknersclub]

* Nothing.

(He stands up.)

* Maybe it's better you two hang out alone.

(Pippi doesn't move.)

[chips-box]

* uhm,, * , , , * o,,okay,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

(Battat scratches the back of his head.)

* Look.

* I don't want this to be weird.

* You two obviously have a way of... talking...

* That is very specific to you two.

* I don't wanna mess with that.

* Don't overthink it.

* I'm just gonna let you two be, okay?

* Thanks for the cake.

[chips-box]

* uhm,, * o,,okay,, * I uh,, d,,don’t really understand w,,what you mean but uhm,, * , , , * b,,bye,,?

[greendarknersclub]

* Yeah.

* Bye.

(He walks out, hands in his pockets.)

(Pippi staressilently at the cake.)

[chips-box]

* , , , * uhm,, * s,,so,,,, * h,,how,, uh,, l,,long did it take you t,,to uhm,, make the c,,cake,,? * d,,did you,, have f,,fun,,?

[greendarknersclub]

(They nod.)

* I-I'm... s-sorry I...

* I d-didn't... realize... you...

* You d-don't like... choc...late.......

[chips-box]

* You're fine, Orchid.

* Just eat the cake.

(Battat takes a bite of the cake and pauses.)

* Holy shit this is good.

(Pippi looks up, their eyes hopeful.)

* R-really....?

( @greendarknersclub )

* uhm,, * (Orchid took a small bite of the cake) * y,,yeah,,! * it,, it i,,is,,!

[greendarknersclub]

(Pippi sighs in relief.)

* I-I'm g...glad...!

* What, were you doubting it?

* Have some fucking confidence in yourself.

* You're obviously good at what you do.

(They look away with a shy smile.)

* Th...thank... you..........

[chips-box]

* y,,yeah,,! * it’s r,,really good,,!

[greendarknersclub]

(They grin at Orchid, then start eating the cake themself.)

[chips-box]

* when d,,did you start making cakes,,? * since you uhm,, * o,,obviously make them a l,,lot,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

* Um...

* A-a... l..long time... ago....

* I... I d-don't r...rem-member it.. v-very well........

[chips-box]

* o,,oh,, * uhm,, * , , , * s,,sorry,, * I’m not,, g,,good at talking,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

* I-It's.. n..not y-your... fault.....

* Um....

[chips-box]

* I,, * I uhm,, * , , , * aahh s, sorry,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

(Battat sighs.)

* You two are gonna drive me insane.

(Pippi freezes.)

[chips-box]

* (Orchid flinched, slowly turning towards Battat)

[greendarknersclub]

(He pauses.)

* ...Forget I said anything.

(Pippi looks down, tears in their eyes.)

[chips-box]

* , , , * uhm,, * , , , * w,,why,,?

[greendarknersclub]

* Nothing.

(He stands up.)

* Maybe it's better you two hang out alone.

(Pippi doesn't move.)

[chips-box]

* uhm,, * , , , * o,,okay,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

(Battat scratches the back of his head.)

* Look.

* I don't want this to be weird.

* You two obviously have a way of... talking...

* That is very specific to you two.

* I don't wanna mess with that.

* Don't overthink it.

* I'm just gonna let you two be, okay?

* Thanks for the cake.

[chips-box]

* uhm,, * o,,okay,, * I uh,, d,,don’t really understand w,,what you mean but uhm,, * , , , * b,,bye,,?

[greendarknersclub]

* Yeah.

* Bye.

(He walks out, hands in his pockets.)

(Pippi staressilently at the cake.)

[chips-box]

* You're fine, Orchid.

* Just eat the cake.

(Battat takes a bite of the cake and pauses.)

* Holy shit this is good.

(Pippi looks up, their eyes hopeful.)

* R-really....?

( @greendarknersclub )

* uhm,, * (Orchid took a small bite of the cake) * y,,yeah,,! * it,, it i,,is,,!

[greendarknersclub]

(Pippi sighs in relief.)

* I-I'm g...glad...!

* What, were you doubting it?

* Have some fucking confidence in yourself.

* You're obviously good at what you do.

(They look away with a shy smile.)

* Th...thank... you..........

[chips-box]

* y,,yeah,,! * it’s r,,really good,,!

[greendarknersclub]

(They grin at Orchid, then start eating the cake themself.)

[chips-box]

* when d,,did you start making cakes,,? * since you uhm,, * o,,obviously make them a l,,lot,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

* Um...

* A-a... l..long time... ago....

* I... I d-don't r...rem-member it.. v-very well........

[chips-box]

* o,,oh,, * uhm,, * , , , * s,,sorry,, * I’m not,, g,,good at talking,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

* I-It's.. n..not y-your... fault.....

* Um....

[chips-box]

* I,, * I uhm,, * , , , * aahh s, sorry,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

(Battat sighs.)

* You two are gonna drive me insane.

(Pippi freezes.)

[chips-box]

* (Orchid flinched, slowly turning towards Battat)

[greendarknersclub]

(He pauses.)

* ...Forget I said anything.

(Pippi looks down, tears in their eyes.)

[chips-box]

* , , , * uhm,, * , , , * w,,why,,?

[greendarknersclub]

* Nothing.

(He stands up.)

* Maybe it's better you two hang out alone.

(Pippi doesn't move.)

[chips-box]

* uhm,, * , , , * o,,okay,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

(Battat scratches the back of his head.)

* Look.

* I don't want this to be weird.

* You two obviously have a way of... talking...

* That is very specific to you two.

* I don't wanna mess with that.

* Don't overthink it.

* I'm just gonna let you two be, okay?

* Thanks for the cake.

[greendarknersclub]

you could still tell them why/how they're gonna drive you insane and why you wanted them to forget about it, feels like they might take it the wrong way otherwise

* Fine.

[greendarknersclub]

you could still answer the questions before leaving the date hangout

* What questions?

* I have nothing to say.

[greendarknersclub]

youre bailing the date... and without even answering the questions... real classy of you...

* I'm not here for a fucking date!!!!

* I'm not sure why the fuck I'm here in the first place

* It's better if I just leave.

[chips-box]

* You're fine, Orchid.

* Just eat the cake.

(Battat takes a bite of the cake and pauses.)

* Holy shit this is good.

(Pippi looks up, their eyes hopeful.)

* R-really....?

( @greendarknersclub )

* uhm,, * (Orchid took a small bite of the cake) * y,,yeah,,! * it,, it i,,is,,!

[greendarknersclub]

(Pippi sighs in relief.)

* I-I'm g...glad...!

* What, were you doubting it?

* Have some fucking confidence in yourself.

* You're obviously good at what you do.

(They look away with a shy smile.)

* Th...thank... you..........

[chips-box]

* y,,yeah,,! * it’s r,,really good,,!

[greendarknersclub]

(They grin at Orchid, then start eating the cake themself.)

[chips-box]

* when d,,did you start making cakes,,? * since you uhm,, * o,,obviously make them a l,,lot,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

* Um...

* A-a... l..long time... ago....

* I... I d-don't r...rem-member it.. v-very well........

[chips-box]

* o,,oh,, * uhm,, * , , , * s,,sorry,, * I’m not,, g,,good at talking,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

* I-It's.. n..not y-your... fault.....

* Um....

[chips-box]

* I,, * I uhm,, * , , , * aahh s, sorry,,,,

[greendarknersclub]

(Battat sighs.)

* You two are gonna drive me insane.

(Pippi freezes.)

[chips-box]

* (Orchid flinched, slowly turning towards Battat)

[greendarknersclub]

(He pauses.)

* ...Forget I said anything.

(Pippi looks down, tears in their eyes.)

[chips-box]

* , , , * uhm,, * , , , * w,,why,,?

[greendarknersclub]

* Nothing.

(He stands up.)

* Maybe it's better you two hang out alone.

(Pippi doesn't move.)

[greendarknersclub]

Battat you have to remember half of the people you interact with take things literally

* Ugh.