Greene Intensifiese

Hello! I'm Mackenna. She/her. 24. Bi. This is stuff I like. Maybe you’ll like it too

[avocadosmitty]

I feel like if Hozier and The Amazing Devil did a collab they could write the sexiest song about arson you ever heard

[thatdisasterauthor]

At this point half the reason I still put up with TiKTok is the insane bakers and cooks. I mean LOOK AT THIS.

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[memewhore]

[thirstghosting]

in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie

[friendlylycanthrope]

What about American idiot

[thirstghosting]

well we all know which gender i am for forgetting this one

[souperluminal]

Thinking about a duct tape wizard

[beardedmrbean]

[prime-tiktoks]

[devastator1775]

The absolute Madness and Glee in that neighbour's laugh. Priceless.

[shutupsourwolf]

okay TELL ME SOME OF YOU HAVE SEEN THIS VIDEO PLEASE NOT THE “HATECRIMED HIS ENTIRE FAMILY TO DEATH AND THEN WE SEXUALIZE HIS SADNESS“

[funny-tik-toks]

[timemachineyeah]

Didn’t anticipate one of the bonuses of going to a drag show in a smaller more conservative town would be getting to see a bro who clearly wandered into the wrong part of the bar by mistake experience what looked to be a transcendent awakening upon seeing his first drag show.

[timemachineyeah]

On of the queens halfway through the show, “Honey, are you straight?”

This man, in a strangled voice, “I don’t know”

[ampervadasz]

[sosuperawesome]

Lea Yunk on Etsy / Society6

[gulabis-deactivated20170902]

“no homo” I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

[thejunglenook]

This joke is lethal

[bethofbells]

[tropiuz-deactivated20200618]

LMAOFIWOFJWIJFODNVOSNVOSNV

[funnytwittertweets]

[sindri42]

Bees choose to live in the box where they know damn well that a large fraction of the honey will periodically be removed, instead of simply leaving that place like they are perfectly able to do, because the human box comes with an invulnerable titan to guard them against all threats. The bees consider the payment offered to this colossal mercenary to be a pretty good deal.

[intjint]

Bees know about supply and demand

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Protection money

[stitch-n-time]

Protection honey