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Thinking about how if you earned 1 dollar a year from the time of the earth's formation to today, you still wouldn't be anywhere near as rich as Elon Musk.

Anyway, what's for dinner?

#eat the rich #elon musk #fyp #fyi

Gonna get a tattoo of a little frog in a button down, holding a knife and covered in blood splatter.

Gonna call him Toad Bundy

#tattoo #Bundy #he's gonna by little #psycho buddy

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That is an aggressively southern hemisphere response.

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this feels the same as being rick-rolled

Some people simply cannot fathom that sometimes; little boys grow up to be kick ass women.

#and some little girls #grow into incredible men #transphobes dni #i dont care whats down there #just kiss me already

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*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

Someone put a photo of Chapple Road next to a photo of Cyndi Lauper when she was in her red hair era, and it hit me that Chappel has the potential to become this generations Cyndi Lauper.

You could go so far as to argue that Sabrina Carpenter is this generations Marilyn Monroe too.

#Chappel Roan #cyndi lauper #sabrina carpenter #marilyn monroe

I wanna see a game of Magic the Gathering where they must use exclusively cards the have been put in that weird card prison.

They're not allowed to bail cards out. They must remain in prison.

#i think that could be neat

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oh just ignore me. my blog is small potatoes. it's not that importance.

Currently losing my goddman mind over this frickin fish.

Who hurt you!

#look what we have done #god doesnt exist #he can't exist #because why the fuck would he allowe this bullshit to happen #someone give him a hug #mutant ass super breed #AND FOR $30 #just take my house while your at it #end his suffering #end MY suffering

I an enigma wrapped in bacon.

Leave me alone.

#tasty #bacom

Tumblr needs to be a TV show. Something along the lines of "The Amanda show", "All That" and "Keenan and Kel"

I feel it would convey just enough whimsical randomness to truly encapsulate Tumblr.com

Directed by Mr. NEIL GAIMAN

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Out of Touch

is-it-out-of-touch-thursday

Yes

characterlimit

HAPPY NEIL BANGING OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

There has not been a Neil Banging Out Of Touch Thursday since 2017, and there will not be another Neil Banging Out Of Touch Thursday until 2028

queersona

eating buttered bread with honey and some cheese like a medieval peasant . this shit is sublime

queersona

where did society go wrong . why cant i just eat slices of meat with bread and cheese and butter and honey and fruits . why do i have to nuke something in the microwave

queersona

fucking post cancelled i just remembered chuck cutlery boards exist

queersona

dear god we boogified scharcookie boards

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bougeie-fied

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nobody fucking look at me

queersona

What the hell is wrong with me? I'm just perusing my Playlist and came across one previously unknown to me. It's called Classified Information and it holds just one song.

That song is "A Thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carlton.

#Maxine #what is going on #inside my goddamn head #how is this classified?#i get it #its a bop #but does it deserve its #OWN PLAYLIST!#its no Sal Valtenines #but shes close

Eddie: "time to stop running..."

Me: my brother in Christ now is the beST TIME TO KEEP RUNNING!

#stranger things

If illustrations had accents, Barbapapa would be french.

Look at that, isn't that just the frenchest art you've ever seen. I knew it was french before even doing a background check

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