Ordinary Girl

This is where I show my funny things and bits of my life.

[greeneminems]

Gonna get a tattoo of a little frog in a button down, holding a knife and covered in blood splatter.

Gonna call him Toad Bundy

[beardedmrbean]

[greeneminems]

That is an aggressively southern hemisphere response.

[groovysarity]

[spotforme]

this feels the same as being rick-rolled

[greeneminems]

Some people simply cannot fathom that sometimes; little boys grow up to be kick ass women.

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[greeneminems]

Someone put a photo of Chapple Road next to a photo of Cyndi Lauper when she was in her red hair era, and it hit me that Chappel has the potential to become this generations Cyndi Lauper.

You could go so far as to argue that Sabrina Carpenter is this generations Marilyn Monroe too.

[greeneminems]

I wanna see a game of Magic the Gathering where they must use exclusively cards the have been put in that weird card prison.

They're not allowed to bail cards out. They must remain in prison.

[apjvff]

oh just ignore me. my blog is small potatoes. it's not that importance.

[greeneminems]

Currently losing my goddman mind over this frickin fish.

Who hurt you!

[greeneminems]

I an enigma wrapped in bacon.

Leave me alone.

[greeneminems]

Tumblr needs to be a TV show. Something along the lines of "The Amanda show", "All That" and "Keenan and Kel"

I feel it would convey just enough whimsical randomness to truly encapsulate Tumblr.com

Directed by Mr. NEIL GAIMAN

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[is-it-out-of-touch-thursday]

Yes

[characterlimit]

HAPPY NEIL BANGING OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

There has not been a Neil Banging Out Of Touch Thursday since 2017, and there will not be another Neil Banging Out Of Touch Thursday until 2028

[queersona]

eating buttered bread with honey and some cheese like a medieval peasant . this shit is sublime

[queersona]

where did society go wrong . why cant i just eat slices of meat with bread and cheese and butter and honey and fruits . why do i have to nuke something in the microwave

[queersona]

fucking post cancelled i just remembered chuck cutlery boards exist

[queersona]

dear god we boogified scharcookie boards

[queersona]

bougeie-fied

[queersona]

nobody fucking look at me

[queersona]

[greeneminems]

What the hell is wrong with me? I'm just perusing my Playlist and came across one previously unknown to me. It's called Classified Information and it holds just one song.

That song is "A Thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carlton.

[greeneminems]

Eddie: "time to stop running..."

Me: my brother in Christ now is the beST TIME TO KEEP RUNNING!

[greeneminems]

If illustrations had accents, Barbapapa would be french.

Look at that, isn't that just the frenchest art you've ever seen. I knew it was french before even doing a background check

[weirdmageddon]

[dillen12]

Fun fact the dragons are much like the koroks in that they can't be seen by most people

[blender-charm]

Wait so when link gets destroyed by the dragon projectiles they think hylia just hates him in particular?

[weirdmageddon]

hylians on floria bridge watching this little weirdo who just confidently jumped off with his paraglider