#i get it

[russonellipastry]

The first pair of Great Demon and Baize Goddess to exchange their wedding vows in thousands of years and their first dinner date was crashed by a jealous Zhuo Yichen (their babygirl) and an eavesdropping teenager (their son).

[starrynet]

spiderman is a leafs fan hear me out

maybe he’s a former isles fan who had a crush on john tavares at an impressionable age

[notmuchtoconceal]

most white men are autosexual narcissists

[awesomebutunpractical]

I might need to hold your hand as I say this to make sure it is not Scary, but sometimes people will like things you think are annoying, and it's not performative. They aren't stupid, they aren't pretending, they just like the thing.

[greenlovescats]

I find it amusing how fan feelings on the clones absolutely run the gamut. Like, from blorbification all the way up to carnal lust. I love tumblr

[etherealgeorgedaniel]

what does it mean if they ignore your jokes via text and get straight to the point?

[transientgirl8]

ohhhhhhh murinaaaaaaa (2021)

[whatsanap]

my dentist really did say "Amaze amaze amaze" while he has his hands in my mouth and then 1) had to explain Project Hail Mary to his assistant 2) didn't notice me give him a thumbs down