The grass is growing

Hello, i like plants, fantasy and cartoon shows. i also sometimes draw.

[ramminanimation]

GARGANACL USED SALT CURE!!

[poqu]

tinkaton’s smithy

[skeleslime-phantom]

A master-post for all my DnD skeletons so far! 
From earliest to latest~
 2016-2020

It’s been fun creating and playing as these fellas, shout-out to my friend DMs who allowed me to use them~

📜 Ribsley Bone-Meister (Sorcerer, Scholar of Magic)


⚔️ Sir Charles Lumbar (Warrior, War Veteran)


🍃 Maxilla Vickle (Barbarian, Champion of Goddess Ehlonna)


🍷 Merlot Vomer (Monk, Drunken Martial Arts Expert)

[drakolope]

Chibi Commission!

I still have open slots!

[greenishtori]

Hey Cool! didn’t expect to find my character on tumblr.

[maugbosswaugboss]

My only submission for OC’tober! 

This is Father Maxeli Daimondback; a priest of the Twilight Order. An ancient war vet with some backwards views, sweet and sour attitude, and a grandfather to five. He’s ready for Dnd!

[vigoburrito]

OCtober 19- Scutes the Tortle

[tk-sketches]

Ten: Wheel!

Step on up adventurers!! Take a chance and SPIN TO WIN!!!! Fabulous magic items and blessings can be yours!! Unless you land on a loser space then.. eh don’t worry about it!

[beckkeep]

A commission for @skelebrumm of Dallas! He’s a kobold who uses alchemy to breathe fire (and blow things up).

[adlitam]

So this actually happened

The Highwayman missed his shot and the Arbalest didn’t manage to kill the Matchman on her own. The Brigand 12-Pounder goes off… and every single one of the 4 strong party of bastards managed to dodge the hit.

Of course the real joke is that these idiots fight a giant cannon by lining up in a neat row right in front of its business end. 

[shencomix]

the most powerful guy

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

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[fedkaczynski]

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

[allamericankindofguy-actual]

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

[fedkaczynski]

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Did he survive?

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

[doctor-roman]

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

[misteryada]

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

[unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti]

Important distinction, it wasn’t “amphetamines” like Adderall or Vyvanse or something, it was Pervitin, prescription grade methamphetamine.

[droolingdemon]

some more gigantafakes

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[1i73-deactivated20221021]

much like the Phoenix, a new dad shall rise from the sawdust reborn

[coolxatu]

bro this is so fucking scary

[coolxatu]

[prozdvoices]

Visit Original Link

I just wanted to hear this post in real life, and I chased that impulse.

[transmasc-wheatley]

It came back!!!!!!! YEa BAYBYYYYYYY

[zealzealous-deactivated20220921]

The majority of the audio is just “Egg Nog”

[thecollectibles]

Orkz by Alexander Trufanov