8 IMAGINARY JOB DESCRIPTIONS FOR YOUR OVERGROWN RAP ENTOURAGE:Â
1. YES MAN
Qualifications: The ability to nod your head and say “Yes.”
Responsibilities: While this is ostensibly straightforward, the vagaries of a Yes Man can get complicated. It’s 4:30 a.m. Can you get cheesecake from a very specific restaurant in Brooklyn? “Yes.” Should I paint my BMW a metallic gold that no cop within ten miles be able to ignore? “Yes.” Is giving my girlfriend creative input on this album a good idea? “Yes.”
2. FOOD GETTER
Qualifications: Expert command of a takeout menu, addition and subtraction, a driver’s license, good interpersonal skills.
Responsibilities: The Food Getter must spearhead takeout efforts, which, for a single person is a simple enough task. Remembering who, in a posse of twenty, doesn’t want onions on their cheeseburger, or who has a nut allergy, or what percentage fat of steaks a rapper’s cockamamie new age diet calls for, is a challenge of another kind.
3. STAGE CLOGGER/MICROPHONE DEMANDER
Qualifications: Knowledge of (some) lyrics, average proprioception
Responsibilities: The Stage Clogger/Microphone Demander does what the best hangers-on do: Subsume a degree of fame from another person. They, microphone in hand, aim to give the impression that they too have talent and are important. More likely, they’re employed doing one, or many, of the other jobs on this list.
More:Â http://greenlabel.com/sound/rap-entourages/
theartofmadeline
dededos
andulkaphoto
izzy806
gummygunk