Lord Over The Vastness of Space

Your name is...well, it's a secret, and you prefer going by the name Umbrage instead. Your blood is the brightest of spring greens and you have an obsession a healthy enthusiasm for stories and art, which you happily share with your sister, even if you don't exactly...get along with her. ( Bloodswap Caliborn roleplay blog. )

[greenlordofspace-blog]

What don't you understand?

THERE'S AN IMPOSTOR ON THE LOOSE.

[greenlordofspace-blog]

Gift anon! Sending you an amazing, innovating wonder drink! Power-granting and maybe a little painful, you have just been given the VIGOR: CHARGE!

WHOA WHAT. WHAT DOES THIS DO.

I'LL TAKE IT THOUGH. I'LL JUST HAVE TO SEE WHAT IT DOES. I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S EVEN SAFE TO DRINK.

[greenlordofspace-blog]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

[homestuckrpdirectory]

After a long absence and “hiatus” of this blog, I’ve returned to feeling like I should update it and return it to its former glory. For now, it’s completely revamped and pretty much empty. So…

If you’re a Homestuck RP Blog that wants on the list, reblog this post and I’ll put you on the list as quickly as I can manage. 

Let’s try to get this back in use.

[greenlordofspace-blog]

yo babydoll congrats on the new face now would ya mind tellin me why you aint around but still got a blog runnin

pike is this one of dem dead blogs angelfish was all up in gills about earlier

but no really cutieshrimp congrats on whateva you did to make your face a troll

WELL UH. SEE THERE'S A FUNNY THING CALLED ALTERNATE UNIVERSES. THEY WORK IN MYSTERIOUS AND SOMETIMES NOT SO BAD WAYS. BUT. IN THIS ONE I SUCCEEDED IN KILLING MY SISTER BEFORE SHE KILLED ME AND I WOKE UP WITH THIS FACE.

I LIKE IT. A LOT MORE THAN MY OTHER.

WHO ARE YOU.

[alreadybehindyou]

IT FALLS ON YOU. TO PROVE THAT YOU AREN’T WORTHLESS.

I’M WAITING.

[greenlordofspace-blog]

WHATEVER.

YOU'LL SEE.

[alreadybehindyou]

I AM NEITHER OF THOSE THINGS. BUT INCIDENTALLY. YOU ARE BOTH.

[greenlordofspace-blog]

I AM NOT.

YOU DON'T HAVE ANY PROOF OF THAT. AND IF YOU SAY BLOOD IS THE PROOF. THEN I'M NOT ACCEPTING IT.

[alreadybehindyou]

WRONG. OFFSHOOTS ARE LITTLE MORE THAN CANNON FODDER. IN LIFE AND IN DEATH.

[greenlordofspace-blog]

WELL I THINK YOU'RE WRONG. AND STUPID.

[alreadybehindyou]

AAH HAA.

IF YOU ARE CONTENT WITH BEING A WORTHLESS OFFSHOOT. DON’T LET ME STOP YOU.

[greenlordofspace-blog]

OFFSHOOTS AREN'T WORTHLESS.

THEY'RE JUST A DEVIATION FROM THE PATH.

[alreadybehindyou]

REALLY.

I SEE HERE IN MY DASHBOARD. YOUR SISTER. BLOGGING HER BORING WORDS LIKE ALWAYS.

IT’S CLEAR THAT ONLY ONE OF YOU CAN BE THE ALPHA SELF.

AND I DOUBT IT IS YOU.

[greenlordofspace-blog]

I BELIEVE MY SISTER WOULD BE DOING THAT REGARDLESS OF WHAT SELF SHE WAS. BUT WHO CARES. ALL I KNOW. IS THAT *I'M* ALIVE.

I DON'T CARE IF I'M THE ALPHA ONE OR NOT.

[alreadybehindyou]

I HAVE DONE MORE THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE.

AND YOU ARE INSIGNIFICANT.

[greenlordofspace-blog]

YET HERE I AM. PREDOMINATED. AND WITHOUT A SISTER.

I THINK THAT ALONE MEANS I'M WORTH *SOMETHING*.

[redmuseoftime-deactivated201305]

greenlordofspace replied to your post: i am speaking to yoU becaUse honestly i am intrigUed. i woUld like to get to know yoU better, learn aboUt yoUr hobbies, what yoU do, and other sUch things.

NO ONE WANTS TO LISTEN TO YOuR MONOTONOuS BABBLING. SHuT uP.

are you blind and stupid? this person right here has clearly stated they wish to! now you on the other hand? no one wishes to see your whiny little words on their dashboards.

greenlordofspace replied to your post: greenlordofspace replied to your post: is this a…

WE DON’T HAVE A FEMALE PARENTAL FIGuRE YOu PIECE OF SHIT. AS FAR AS I KNOW THOuGH. I’M PRETTY SuRE. CHERuBS DON’T GET THAT.

i know. and i do not care. if you had one she would not love you anyway. and. *AND* she would be so horizontally wide that jumping into the air would set her flying into space in some sort of ridiculous cosmic orbit for reasons that gravity would be unable to understand the difference between her and a useless flying rock otherwise known as a meteor.

[greenlordofspace-blog]

I DO NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FuCK THAT MEANS. ALSO. IF ANYONE HAS LITTLE WORDS OuT OF THE TWO OF uS. IT WOuLD BE YOu. BECAuSE. OF THE LOWERCASE STuFF. YEAH. BuT ANYWAY FuCK YOu. BECAuSE WHILE I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT LAST THING MEANS I KNOW IT'S AN INSuLT.

[greenlordofspace-blog]

alreadybehindyou replied to your post: alreadybehindyou replied to your post:...

PRIZES AND TROPHIES ARE FOR STRONG, MANLY PEOPLE. WHICH YOU ARE NOT.

IF THAT'S THE CASE THEN WHY DO YOU TYPE LIKE THAT.

YOU MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING TO EARN IT. I'M PLENTY MANLY AND STRONG.

[greenlordofspace-blog]

alreadybehindyou replied to your post: alreadybehindyou replied to your post:...

YOU ASSHOLE.

FIGHT ME.

BUT NOT REALLY.

I JUST THINK I DESERVE TO CHANGE MY QUIRK AROUND. IT'S LIKE. A PRIZE.

[greenlordofspace-blog]

alreadybehindyou replied to your post: alreadybehindyou replied to your post:...

IT HAD BETTER NOT BE THE WRONG ONE.

I'M STEALING HER U'S AND THERE ISN'T ANYTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.

[greenlordofspace-blog]

alreadybehindyou replied to your post: alreadybehindyou replied to your post:...

THE PUTRID BLOOD RUNNING IN YOUR VEINS. MAKES THAT ASSERTION WRONG AS CAN BE. SO WRONG.

I'VE MADE A DECISION.

[greenlordofspace-blog]

alreadybehindyou replied to your post: alreadybehindyou replied to your post: WAIT....

STEALING A BIG U IS A PRIVILEGE. WHICH SHOULD BE RESERVED ONLY FOR THE BEST.

BuT SINCE I PREDOMINATED. DOESN'T THAT MEAN I'M THE BEST.