Lord Over The Vastness of Space

(Bloodswap Caliborn roleplay blog, counterpart to redmuseofthyme. )Your name is...well, it's a secret, and you prefer going by the name Umbrage instead. Your blood is the brightest of spring greens and you have an obsession a healthy enthusiasm for stories and art, which you happily share with your sister, even if you don't exactly...get along with her.

[greenlordofspice]

AH.

[mercer-safehouse]

WOW UMBRA. RuDE. WHAT THE FuCK.

seriously tho puttin somethin’ meant for a leg on a neck is not something i’d consider anyone try at home

[greenlordofspice]

pseudoumbrage replied to your post: WAKING uP AND FINDING YOuRSELF HuNDRED...

OH MY GOD. THAT’S HILARIOuS. YOu REALLY HAVE ADVENTuRES DON’T YOu. LMAO.

SHuT uP. IT ISN'T PLEASANT AND IT ISN'T SOMETHING TO LAuGH ABOuT.

[greenlordofspice]

WAKING uP AND FINDING YOuRSELF HuNDREDS OR THOuSANDS OF YEARS INTO THE PAST OR FuTuRE ISN'T A FuN EXPERIENCE. PLEASE DO NOT JOKE ABOuT IT.

[greenlordofspice]

pseudoumbrage replied to your post: pseudoumbrage replied to your post: ps...

YOu WOuLD BE SuRPRISED. AND FOR ALL I KNOW. YOu COuLD HAVE JuST CAME FROM THE FuTuRE OF TWENTY YEARS AND RESPONDED TO MY REPLY. DON’T YOu KNOW A TIME TRAVELING ASSHOLE.

PLEASE DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT. I DON'T THINK I CAME FROM THE FuTuRE.

[greenlordofspice]

pseudoumbrage replied to your post: pseudoumbrage replied to your post: ps...

TWENTY MINuTES. *TWENTY MINuTES*. AS IF THAT IS SOMEHOW ANY BETTER.

IT IS THOuGH? WHO WOuLD TAKE YEARS TO FIGuRE SOMETHING OuT.

[greenlordofspice]

pseudoumbrage replied to your post: pseudoumbrage replied to your post: ps...

WAS THAT SO HARD TO ANSWER THEN? OF COuRSE NOT. BRAVO FOR TAKING TEN FuCKING YEARS TO PuT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER.

THIS CONVERSATION HAS ONLY SPANNED ALMOST TWENTY MINuTES THOuGH.

[greenlordofspice]

pseudoumbrage replied to your post: pseudoumbrage replied to your post: ps...

YOu’RE THE ONE WHO SAID WHOA FIRST. IDIOT.

uM. YEAH? IT WAS BECAuSE I DIDN'T REALIZE I HAD BEEN GONE FOR SO LONG. IT WAS A WHOA OF SuRPRISE.

[greenlordofspice]

pseudoumbrage replied to your post: pseudoumbrage replied to your post: WH...

GOOD QuESTION. YOu SHOuLD ANSWER THAT.

HOW COuLD I ANSWER IT? I ASKED YOu THE QuESTION.

[greenlordofspice]

pseudoumbrage replied to your post: WHOA.

WHOA.

WHOA WHAT?

[greenlordofspice]

I HAVEN'T LOGGED IN IN TWO MONTHS. I'M SORRY. I JuST KEPT FORGETTING.

[greenlordofspice]

WHOA.

[absolveres-blog]

ah, that’s entirely possible! that may be the reason why i do not remember if we have interacted or not.

i apologize for giving you that scare! one thing i have made sUre to do is refrain from my fUll name since it seems to caUse tension with alternates of myself or bro if i say it. 

honestly, i am the same way. the only thing that trUly distracts me from the internet is schoolwork and whenever i decide to start a new project. it’s a little troUblesome to keep Up with events that occUr here when i’m bUsy elsewhere!

[greenlordofspice]

MAYBE!

BuT OH NO. IT'S PERFECTLY FINE. I APPRECIATE YOu REFRAINING FROM uSING YOuR FuLL NAME THOuGH. AND I uNDERSTAND WHY IT CAuSES SO MuCH TENSION. IT uSuALLY MEANS AWFuL THINGS FOR ME. AND MY BELONGINGS. HAA HAA. BuT IF YOu DON'T KNOW HOW THAT IS I'M SuRE YOu'VE ALREADY HEARD ABOuT HOW THAT IS BEFORE.

OH! SCHOOLWORK? WHAT'S THAT LIKE? I'VE NEVER HAD THE CHANCE TO ATTEND A SCHOOL MYSELF. AND I'M CuRIOuS ABOuT YOuR PROJECTS TOO. IF THAT ISN'T TOO MuCH PRYING. I'M uSuALLY BuSY WITH MY ART AND MY COSPLAYS.

[mervantas]

YOUR MOUTH. KEEPING YOUR MOUTH SHUT. DO I NEED TO TRANSLATE ANYTHING EVEN REMOTELY RESEMBLING A NAUTICAL IDIOM FOR THE SAKE OF MY AIR-GUZZLING CHAP-LIPPED READERS?? I’M NOT GOING TO DO THAT, SO YOU SHOULD FIGURE IT OUT MORE EASILY IN THE FUTURE IF YOU WANT TO KEEP HAVING OCCASIONAL CONVERSATIONS LIKE THIS. I LIVE IN A CLAM, IT’S NOT AT ALL INCONVENIENT. SURE, IT’S A HUMBLE SHITSPACE TO LIVE IN AND I DON’T CLEAN VERY OFTEN, BUT IT’S JUST THERE TO KEEP ME SAFE FROM PREDATORS SO I DON’T REALLY KNOW WHAT I’M SUPPOSED TO EXPECT FROM IT.

OH. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT KIND OF THING WOULD JUST BE STUPID AND UNUSUAL. GOD DAMMIT.

"EVIL" SEEMS PRETTY OVERDRAMATIC EVEN IF YOU DON’T GET ALONG. THEN AGAIN, IT’S NOT LIKE I FUCKING KNOW YOU SO WHO AM I TO JUDGE IF YOU’RE "EVIL" OR NOT. EITHER WAY, YOUR SISTER HAS GIVEN OFF THE OVERWHELMING IMPRESSION OF BEING A FUCKING BITCH FROM WHAT YOU’VE MENTIONED ALREADY. I GUESS I GET WHAT YOU’RE SAYING, THOUGH. SEEMS UNNECESSARY, BUT THEN AGAIN I DON’T REALLY LIKE GIVING OUT ANYTHING ABOUT MYSELF EVER SO I CAN’T SAY I HAVE FUCKALL EXPERIENCE.

[greenlordofspice]

WAS THAT SOME SORT OF LAND DWELLER-BASED INSuLT? FASCINATING. THOuGH I FIND YOuR INSINuATION THAT EVERYONE WHO LIVES ON LAND HAS CHAPPED LIPS. OR EVEN LIPS IN GENERAL. RuDE. YOu DON'T KNOW MY LIFE. BuT uM. WHAT KIND OF CLAM. LIKE. IS IT A REALLY BIG CLAM THAT YOu OPEN AND SHuT? HOW IS IT A HOME? I'M GENuINELY CuRIOuS HERE. LIKE HOW DOES IT WORK AND HOW DID YOu END uP LIVING THERE? DO ALL MER-PEOPLE LIVE IN CLAMS? OR DO SOME ROAM WHILE OTHER LIVE IN NICER PLACES?

I'VE NEVER HAD A SLEEPOVER, MuCH LESS MET ANYONE ELSE IN PERSON. TO MY KNOWLEDGE AT LEAST.

HAA HAA. SEE. WE DON'T REALLY FIT INTO WORDS LIKE "GOOD" AND "EVIL." I THINK OuR KIND IS JuST MORE. GREY? ANYWAY. SHE HAS MOST OF OuR FRIENDS CONVINCED I'M EVIL I THINK. AND SHE CONTINuALLY TRIES TO DO SO. SOME PEOPLE DON'T BELIEVE HER. AND MOST ARE REFuSING TO NOW! WHICH IS GREAT FOR ME, HAA HAA. BuT YEAH uM. I FORGET WHERE I WAS GOING WITH THIS? SHE'S A BITCH. I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT ELSE I HAD.

[greenlordofspice]

OH DEAR. I THINK MY TAG BROKE.

[mervantas]

STRANGE PHRASES LIKE WHAT?

YOUR CLAM. YOU KNOW, LIKE YOUR DWELLING. MAYBE YOU DON’T HAVE A CLAM AND CAN AFFORD SOME OTHER EXUBERANT FORM OF HOME. WHAT I WAS GETTING AT IS THAT THE “KEEPING YOUR SUCKLER SHUT” METHOD IS NEAR FOOL PROOF *EXCEPT* FOR IN THOSE GLITTERING CIRCUMSTANCES WHERE YOU JUST GET CAUGHT UP IN ACCIDENTAL SLEEPOVERS. I’M SURE THAT HAPPENS TO EVERYBODY.

IF YOU DON’T WANT SOMEONE TO KNOW SOMETHING WHY BOTHER GIVING THEM A PUZZLE TO SOLVE IT OUT WITH?? THAT ALMOST SOUNDS LIKE YOU WANT PEOPLE TO FIND OUT BUT YOU DON’T WANT TO TELL THEM WHICH, SORRY TO SAY, I DON’T RELATE TO ONE BIT. 

[greenlordofspice]

WOW. THE KEEPING YOuR SuCKLER SHuT THING IS ACTuALLY A VERY GOOD EXAMPLE OF THE PHRASES I WAS REFERRING TO. BuT uM?? CLAM? NO. THAT'S A FORM OF SHELL, RIGHT. WHY WOuLD I LIVE IN THAT. I MEAN. THERE IS A LOT OF WATER AROuND HERE. AND ONE MIGHT SAY MY DWELLING IS SOMEWHAT *uNDER* IT. BuT CLAMS SEEM RATHER INCONVENIENT TO LIVE IN. ACCIDENTAL SLEEPOVERS? NO. THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED TO ME.

SEE. IT'S BECAuSE SOMETIMES I TRY TO CONVEY INFORMATION TO MY FRIENDS. I MEAN ONLY ONE OF THEM LISTENS BuT THE OTHERS HAVE BEEN GREVIOuSLY MANIPuLATED BY MY SISTER. SO THEY THINK I'M EVIL OR SOMETHING. BuT uM. WHEN I TRY TO CONVEY THINGS THAT I'M *NOT* TRYING TO KEEP SECRET. LIKE DETAILS ABOuT MYSELF. I GIVE THEM A PuZZLE SO THEY CAN HAVE FuN WHILE FIGuRING OuT WHAT IT IS THAT I'M TRYING TO TELL THEM!

[absolveres-blog]

ah, yoU don’t need to apologize for something like that! it is jUst fine if yoU hadn’t responded at all.

… not that i am implying that i do not want to speak with others, goodness no! life comes before speaking with others over the internet, UnfortUnately.

trUly? my memory is not the best to go off of sadly. it’s pleasUre to meet yoU either way, Umbrage! it’s lovely to meet you again as well if we have indeed spoken in the past! UvU

my name is callie!

[greenlordofspice]

IT'S BEEN. A WHILE I THINK. SO DON'T SWEAT IT. I DON'T THINK IT WAS REALLY MuCH OF A CONVERSATION. AS MuCH AS A SHORT EXCHANGE OF WORDS.

BuT OH NO!! I WOuLD HAVE MADE SuRE TO RESPOND. I'VE JuST BEEN. TERRIBLY BuSY. WITH THINGS GOING ON AROuND ME. BuT OHHH MAN. I'M GOING TO BE HONEST WITH YOu. YOu SAYING YOuR NAME NEARLY GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK. HAA HAA. *WIPES MY BROW AS IF CLEARING SWEAT FROM MY SKIN!* I uNDERSTAND COMPLETELY ABOuT THE LIFE COMING BEFORE INTERNET THING. SOMEWHAT. I DON'T HAVE MuCH DO TO BuT I DO KNOW THAT LIFE-RELATED THINGS OFTEN LEAVE ME DISTRACTED.