i love you

they/it

[constance-mcentee-deactivated20]

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"I can note your interest in that feature for future development."

[mysterypuppys]

im literally set free

[aflo]

my roommate story is i got blackout drunk and fell asleep in the shower and my roommate who spent all his free time playing tekken 7 had to break the door down and drag me out so i didnt get hypothermia. i remember none of this

Least heroic tekken player

[woodmeat]

Are you alive

Don’t ask me no personal shit like this

[mysterypuppys]

the only thing in my fridge right now are weed brownies and like 12 protein drinks

[mysterypuppys]

Look everybody the desk is trying to communicate something urgent. Let’s not listen to it because it’s not a person

[mysterypuppys]

[youreheteronomore]

REBLOG IF YOU WOULD DATE A TRANSGENDER.

[tomwardtom]

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[puppiesdoglover]

a baby puppy is called a puppyling.

??

Ok ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️i not even knowed that but it so mazing

[mysterypuppys]

[omagpies]

I heard you guys like murderhelion feed cuddles <3

[pearwolf]

i want to do things because i like to do them

[pearwolf]

i want to have fun

[pearwolf]

[mysterypuppys]

was so excited to get my clothes out the dryer turns out i didnt start the damn thing

[mysterypuppys]

my favorite part about having a new job is asking my coworkers insanely personal questions and then offering no information about myself in return like it’s fun. today i saw my supervisor’s pre-transition photos

[mysterypuppys]

tore off half my nail with my teeth on accident blood everywhere just set me free

[p3n-1nk]

[mysterypuppys]

was completely calm and neutral & started crying like my chest would split open with no warning ? What happened