i love you

they/it

[toddsolondz]

i live like a monk except for the drugs and shit

[mysterypuppys]

sitting here reading client protocols dead guy next to me room hot as hell surrounded by shredded paper

[mysterypuppys]

i don’t pity nadia because these are choices.

[mysterypuppys]

sitting next to some dude’s cremated remains right now

[mysterypuppys]

he didn’t even live here like this is just some random guy

[mysterypuppys]

sitting next to some dude’s cremated remains right now

[mysterypuppys]

showing up to work with red puffy eyes hungry breaking out kind of chilly irritated and ready to quit 2 weeks in let’s change this straight catheter

[mysterypuppys]

i have to be awake for work in 5 hours

[mysterypuppys]

[dragongirlsweetie]

can i put poison in you

[mysterypuppys]

Why does perihelion call you my secunit. Let’s stop talking for a while.

[mysterypuppys]

secunit peel this apple for me please. no! no, i am not going to peel an apple for you! but ratthi always does it for me. why does ratthi peel your apples for you? he doesn’t like for me to eat the apples with the skin on it. he says the skin’s loaded with toxins. well, good news. ratthi’s not here. i know he’s not here and that’s why i need you to do it for me please please. oh, jesus. just eat it with the skin on it. i do not like it with the skins, secunit! i’m not allowed to eat it with the skin! i’m not allowed!

[mysterypuppys]

[mysterypuppys]

i have to be awake for work in 5 hours

[entrailer]

sometimes you invent mind prisons for yourself for no good reason and youre like "i really like being in the mind prison" even though you dont actually like being in the mind prison

[mysterypuppys]

i just got off work here comes my roommate asking me to watch his cat im gonna throw that thing out the window.

[mysterypuppys]

i just sliced the shit out of my finger and got blood on my newly cleaned floors

[mysterypuppys]

it’s deep enough to need stitches but not large enough for me to give a fuck

[mysterypuppys]

dick grayson deserves to live on the bathroom floor and die there.

[mysterypuppys]

i just sliced the shit out of my finger and got blood on my newly cleaned floors