i love you

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[mysterypuppys]

i just got off work here comes my roommate asking me to watch his cat im gonna throw that thing out the window.

[mysterypuppys]

i just sliced the shit out of my finger and got blood on my newly cleaned floors

[mysterypuppys]

it’s deep enough to need stitches but not large enough for me to give a fuck

[mysterypuppys]

dick grayson deserves to live on the bathroom floor and die there.

[mysterypuppys]

i just sliced the shit out of my finger and got blood on my newly cleaned floors

[mysterypuppys]

I’m enjoying the fuck out of this passionfruit sorbet these people left

[mysterypuppys]

i sprayed cleaner in my eye and then the bottle cracked and i had to pour the bleach solution into a different bottle and the spray nozzle on that one also broke but it’s not compatible with the old one so im just standing here now

[loiswasadevil]

I actually just got such a good start on Freehanding Stewie

[mysterypuppys]

your housekeeper is a 23 year old jackass please leave a tip. I’ve seen the way you live.

[mysterypuppys]

my 2 jobs are inhale chemicals and bathe old men like this is getting ridiculous.

[mysterypuppys]

i wish i worked the front desk at a gym i would be so good at it i would do jack shit all day and lift weights on the clock and ignore patrons and make a tally of every roid abuser that comes in

[mysterypuppys]

amena in network effect is so funny she’s talking to art and secunit like they’re nervous horses and she’s a girl with a broken leg who is going to win a race if it’s the last thing she does

[mysterypuppys]

airbnb guests are not people.

[cowboyballads]

timkon slop posting #SORRY

younger dayz

[mysterypuppys]

objective: tell no one anything and be as vague as possible when you have to

[hecknugg]

Did anyone order a combat secunit with the side of wireplay??

(carter owned by @localrobosexual)

[mysterypuppys]

redbull and 6 shots of espresso today

[parkchanwoohoo]