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Freakonomy Investor [MINORS DNI]

[greenmalware3000]

Hi this a sideblog to post and reblog more nsfw ish stuff of the ships I like!!!

If I reblogged your post and it makes you uncomfortable, feel free to send an ask or dm (I won't post) and I'll delete the reblog! Apologies in advance ^_^

[greenmalware3000]

does anyone have xdnf SEX headcanons........ i personally think they used to have sweet encounters at the beginning, maybe also with xd shapeshifting into early smp cdream but as time passed they get rougher,,,

[wettbewerberrr]

fuck it we ball

cgeorge is regretting his life choices

you can see full version if you come to my house at 3am on the last Wednesday of the month

[greenmalware3000]

cfundy sitting on cdream's face #honeymoon

His tail wagging tickles cdreams chest aougjghg 😭💕 and the claw marks after aww

[fluffehwuffeh]

servicing your ENA 🔌

[wettbewerberrr]

credits for this fuckass idea to Sunflower on yt lmao

okay so (kind of) unironic discussion about how breedable dsmp gods are below

Exdee he has two dicks. he wears cdream's face. what could be better. he's also freaky both in a human way and in a god way. entry level in god fucking

The Egg not a god, but a honorable mention nonetheless it has tentacles. and mind control, so. yeah

Death Goddess not the freakiest of gods. she would rather grind one's sanity into dust rather then grind gears with them. some people get off to the mechanical stuff and she is like a whole factory, so maybe you can do something??? she is not breedable, but if she wants to breed you? it's joever

The Blood God if you squint you could call them not only a patron of mothers but also a god of fertility. they would rather channel it through their disciples or smth (not even that if we're being honest) and not do the deed themselves though, but you could always ask

Creator non-existent. what are you trying to fuck

[ufhoepia]

Just kind of doodling rn poorly

[sbkmsk]

idc. breed the war criminal

[ahixhejkvd]

october to december

[ahixhejkvd]

march

[greenmalware3000]

i have to draw this someday

[deadwings]

oh don't mind me I'm just thinking about pressing onto your bruises and seeing you squirm

[astro-venus-44]

Tenna redraw-

⬇️ (Suggestive) SPAMTENNA YIPPE!

[simpingresponsibly]

Thinkinggg about George somno😇He wakes up to feeling good all over and he’s so soft and weak from sleep he just squirms and makes noise

George would adoooooore somno because he literally gets to skip cutscene but on prep...

I think we all know that he would probably hate certain elements of anal (the initial pain and weirdness of penetration, the lube texture), but somno lets his body get used to it without his brain having to be involved!!!

And he loves how soft his partner is, how they have to treat him so preciously and how they inevitably fail to keep him asleep as they chase their pleasure...

George loves waking up to a man who's already balls deep and hitting his prostate, waking him up with unbelievable pleasure... Enough that when he wakes up and stretches out his body and his fingers and toes, clenching around the intrusion, he sometimes cums immediately.

And then he whimpers as he keeps getting used, flipped onto his stomach and covered like a blanket. Their hips abusing his prostate, but he can't push them off until they finish inside... and he's left moaning and trembling, and so tired that he's ready to fall back asleep. 🫶😴

[greenmalware3000]

i swear i had a dream today i was drawing something like this with bottom cdrim but then i woke up and i was so upset that it wasnt real, so this one goes to my brain cheers,,,

[greenmalware3000]

drawing #something and i got bored halfway through the sketch, i dont know how nsfw artists do it LMAOOOOO thanks for reaffirming my aceness, very cool

[purpleglitch]

i think what could save dream is meeting farfa irl and have crazy sex with him

[greenmalware3000]

I bet his ass would love being bigger than farfa but weaker, like he got his wrist hurt trying to punch, he'd love getting manhandled by a short muscular king

Wait,, farfa bridal carrying dream

#size difference