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kurgs (he/they) | late 20s | multishipper but dnf main | ao3: kurgerburger | occasional nsfw

[negativepeanuthoarder]

"We need more Dream stan artists/writers!" you guys can't even handle multishippers

[dnftopia]

i think he’s good depending on the type of kiss. like something slow and heated would be better suited for him

I beleuev uuuuu. 🙂‍↕️

[dnftopia]

May be a lil tmi to ask but do you think George would be a good tongue kisser 🤔🫪

i think he’d be super lame 😭 i think he’s only ok

[uftopia]

No more scissors

[cute-overload]

[choccow]

culo

[uftopia]

DNFIES SEEN

[virgoos]

sub this dom that. what if they are both completely chained to their devotion to each other. they’re rendered powerless by it. nobody is driving the bus.

[johannestevans]

For your gay fanfic purposes: Grindr is not like Tinder or Hinge. There is no matching system, and most people don't even have photos, and if they do have photos, they probably don't have bios

Grindr is a proximity-based hook-up app. You can put in your height and age and body type and race and aesthetic and when your last HIV test was. Not your star sign or any personality stuff.

And you can message anybody, and people frequently do, faceless bio-less profiles messaging faceless bio-less profiles. There is no matching system, there is no limitation on messaging people or demand of mutual attraction

It's like actual cruising or cottaging: it is not meant to replicate the speed dating experience or a match-making service. As an app, what it's trying to replicate is meeting eyes with a guy and then meeting him in the alley outside, or nudging your boot into the next bathroom stall to invite the guy in there to come into yours

It is horny and sloppy and a bit nasty. It's not unusual at all to receive dick or hole pics and it's not like. Weird or disrespectful on the same level as it's seen on other dating apps

[dnfity]

[carpedzem]

happy birthday to him 🩵🩵🩵

[sawed-on-shotgun]

i am of the sincere belief that if ur on ur computer a lot you should visually customize it to high hell and back not just for funsies but also because it has literally made me less depressed before. its kind of like how rearranging your bedroom is good for your brain, yknow. i do stuff like this every few months

[sawed-on-shotgun]

and if anyone wants to follow suit

LIVE WALLPAPER: wallpaper engine. only thing on here that costs any money (its like 5 bucks on steam). im sure theres free alternatives but this one has a lot of presets and stuff so its less hassle and its what i use. might be a bad idea for lower end pcs tho

CUSTOM TASKBAR: retrobar on github (lots of different options)

CUSTOM CURSOR: theres a lot of places to find these, but rw-designer open cursor library is a good place to start

DISCORD: betterdiscord, im using the clearvision v7 theme with a custom background

EXTENSIONS (these are for firefox, might or might not exist on other browsers):

tabliss for the new tab theme

stylus for tumblr -> specifically the 'tumblr - custom dashboard pallette' theme for colors + bg, and this for the pre-twitterifcation layout

enhancer for youtube for custom youtube colors

the browser theme is just one i found on the firefox theme 'store'

[guiltfactory]

BAD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

GOOD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

[georgenotfound-sunshines]

[ghostdnfie]

Are there any British snacks the Dream Team haven't tried that you'd like to see them try on stream? And do you think they'd like them? 🇬🇧

holy shit kurgs you have permission to whack me with a newspaper for being so late to this ask. 😭

i fear i haven't rlly kept up with the streams but unfortunately i'm an expert on dry and bland british snacks, though mainly sweet stuff. for chocolate anything cadbury branded is a win tbh, i feel like it just tastes far better than alternatives. i can imagine sapnap liking chocolate digestives (not at all because i like them, what are you talking about?...). jaffa cakes might be good to try but i can see sapnap calling them mid lol. jelly babies are pretty nice too.

also this is an odd one and i have no clue how they'll get their hands on them, but percy pigs. (for the unininitiated, i.e. fortunate enough to not be british, they're gummy sweets only available in this british store called marks and spencer.) my sweet tooth having ass has tried so many gummy sweets before (like haribos and stuff) but these actually taste so fucking good and genuinely feel really nice quality as well.

[dnfity]

[theodorerror]

God. Oh my god. Oh my godfgngghf.