Thoughts and stuff

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The Batman fandom is full of larpers.

That's me.

I'm the larper.

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I'm gross and disgusting and probably never will be truly clean but school starts tomorrow so I have bigger things to worry about

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Bad news lads.

School ends soon.

Gonna have to start worrying about it.

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Thank you Postal 2 Soundboard for keeping me sane in those trying times.

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Hear me out!!! Young!Bruce Wayne AU where he's an urban explorer.

He has his YouTube channel, he's out and about, filming himself in abandoned places.

Sometimes he's joined by other people.

He's young and free, still with bat-training (how? Mind your business.), jumping off pillars and balconies, parkouring through gaps in floors and stairs.

He gains following, and all he does is just being himself.

Rarely speaks in videos, mostly putting captions, pointing at things, letting the sound of his gloves against concrete, the leafs blowing and old wood cracking under his boots do the speaking for him.

I've had this idea in my head for a little while now. Just playing around with it. Might do something more with it soon.

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With every moment my "work" passes the urge to slit my wrists is stronger.

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The only good thing about having that month long practice from technical school is the fact now I can describe doing paperwork, or at least a part of it, accurately. Fuck having a job, even for experience. It sucks ass.

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How am I supposed to get out of bed when my feetsies are cold??? When bed really warm and comfy???

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Batman soulmate AU where pain is shared with a soulmate.

He's still Batman so he's in pain on regular basis.

It ruins his soulmate's life because of them being in almost constant pain.

When they finally meet the soulmate having enough hurts themselves and watches in sick satisfaction the pain on Bruce's face.

No happy ending.

Just angst.

Was it done before? Probably.

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My post got reposted on TikTok and YouTube. It's getting more love there than here. I don't know if I feel annoyed or flattered.

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Looking for a fic! It was Bruce Wayne/Hal Jordan on ao3. I'm not 100% sure it was slash and not & but here's a little about the plot:

So Bruce and Hal have a mission on another planet because aliens have been storing drugs there. They get in the fight and Bruce nearly dies, or does die, while helping the alien children escape.

I don't remember much else, I'd anyone knows what fic I'm talking about pls help!!!

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Sexual Assault victim Bruce Wayne is very dear to me.

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Things I 100% believe Gothamites say:

“Riddle me this, Batman” - teasingly quoting Riddler while asking a friend a question

“No shit, Batman” - when someone says something obvious

“Next Batman over here” - sarcastic when someone has a shitty idea

“Break a leg, Robin” - adapted among Gotham gymnastics

“Okay Catwoman” - when someone brags about shoplifting (like “Okay Queen”)

“Need a coin?” - jab to two-face if someone is undecided

“That's Arkham-level crazy” - self explanatory (Arkham Asylum)

“Pulling a Batman” - ghosting someone / disappearing mid conversation

“GCPD’s on it” - sarcastic way to say something is never getting solved

“Don't go full Joker now” - when someone keeps on escalating and doubling down during an argument

“It’ll heal before the next breakout” - a child crying about a scraped knee

“Must be a Wayne Project” - whenever they see something getting fixed or functioning in a legal way

“You ain't Batman” - when someone tries to do something reckless

Feel free to add more if you have any ideas!

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I play this fun game called: Where my headache comes from?

Option 1 - Dehydration

Option 2 - Too much screen time

Option 3 - Sick

Option 4 - Dying

Option 5 - Brain Cancer

Right now I think the answer is option 1 but I'm really hoping for 4

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I don't think most people realize writing Superbat while, in the same story, writing DamiJon counts as incest.

Clark, dating Bruce, becomes or is on a way to becoming stepfather to Bruce's kids.

Bruce, dating Clark, becomes or is on a way to becoming stepfather to Clark's kids.

It makes Jon and Damian stepbrothers.

If Bruce is dating Clark the relationships between their kids become incestual.

What about TimKon? No idea. Conner is treated as Clark's brother and not a son, but it is still a little iffy to me. I wouldn't say that's incest but it wouldn't say it's not incest either. So yeah.

Just to be clear, I'm not hating, I'm all for people doing whatever they want with fictional characters, just don't think most people realize it.

Also, please, correct me if I'm wrong!!

[thisisparamisia]

Repeat after me.

The reason why stigmatized paraphilias are diagnosed at such a high rate in criminals is because they aren't tested in the general population.

More people have paraphilias than you realize, and keep it hidden out of fear.

Paraphilias are underdiagnosed in general groups due to stigma.

Paraphiles avoid diagnosis because they don't want to be institutionalized, thrown into conversion therapy, ostracized, and hatecrimed.

If autism was only tested in criminals it would be known as a crime condition too.

Now say it over and over again until it sinks into your fucking head.

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I LOVE LOVE LOVE Batman aura farming. It just hits so good!!!

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My crackship is Morgan Gillory and Matthew Clark. Sorry not sorry.