wonderl▲nd

Hi, my name is Sam. ~♢~♢~♢~♢~♢~♢~♢~♢~♢~♢~♢~♢~ Self-declared sushi connoisseur, book worm, sangria chugger and plant nanny. Welcome to my oasis. ~♢~♢~♢~♢~♢~♢~♢~♢~♢~♢~♢~♢~ var fhsh = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id_h = "3246715"; fhsh.src = "//s1.freehostedscripts.net/ocount.php?site="+fhs_id_h+"&name=seedlings&a=1"; document.head.appendChild(fhsh);document.write(""); ▲ var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5474961"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "//s1.freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1= basic&e2=basics&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write("");

[perks-of-being-chinese]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[browsedankmemes]

[lubricates]

Me: I’m a bad bitch! I don’t take shit from anyone! I’m not nice!

Also me: well I can’t just leave this cart in the middle of the parking lot. I have to take it to the cart return. I’m not an animal. Those employees work hard.

[swansongofuyulala]

A real bad bitch respects minimum wage workers

[cyanicas]

[nintendomii]

can we stop putting tacky graphics on literally everything? ill be in forever 21 and find a shirt that looks like something id really want and then ill unfold it and itll say some shit like “slap my ass i love to drink coffee and radiate good vibes” and i just wanna know what i did to deserve this and who the fuck asked for that?

[beehtml]

anyone: may the fourth be with you

me, already confused about catholicism:

[gaming-misadventures]

[leechtime-deactivated20190510]

Anime Girl: *breathes* Her Tiddies:

[adz]

my cat does this before he pukes

[toebeens]

that comment just absolutely took me out

[teathattast]

SICKO MODE 👹

[silverhawk]

my cat: [gets claw stuck on bed sheet]

me: oh! let me help you-

my cat as soon as i touch her paw:

[jussstahoe-deactivated20191230]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bodyglitter]

spotify gives you all of your stats at the end of every year and makes you a playlist of your top 100 songs, makes you six (6) personalized playlists every day, And a playlist every monday of new music based on your listening history and yall still gonna say apple music is better? i have to laugh

[queenholocene-deactivated202211]

you know you're a 90s kid when your vaccinations were mandatory and no one in your class got measles

[empathysuggestion]

one day you will be happy. not constantly, but it will become a theme in your life. you will have days where you feel sad and that’s normal. but eventually you can wake up with a smile on your face even if there isn’t a reason. you’ll see yourself through a clearer lens. you’ll think of the best case scenarios. you’ll find people who you can share your happiness with. you’ll settle into your own body and mind with a sense of security.

[inahiddenplace]

how we act alone when we don’t feel like we have witnesses.. that is the genuine self.. me walking around my room punching the air talking to myself in a bad southern accent, that’s ME baby. you’re never going to know me like i know me. haha.