you are a child of the universe

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[itspapillonnoir]

RED DEAD REDEMPTION II ᨖ

[papertrailprints-blog]

Carrie Lingscheit, “Falling Cat”, Monoprint, 15" x 5.5", Available here.

[sapropel]

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️

[sapropel]

HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[generic-internet-name]

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

[generic-internet-name]

you can't get out that way!

[generic-internet-name]

that's not very helpful.

[generic-internet-name]

maybe the open window will help.

[generic-internet-name]

try the open window instead.

[aitana-bonmati]

lmao

[aitana-bonmati]

this is crazy

[breya-etherium-shaper]

Yeah that’s her.

[raptorific]

Go sing along to "love shack." Do the voice. Be unafraid.

[raptorific]

HUGGIN and a KISSIN, DANCIN and a LOVIN, wearing NEXT to NOTHing cause it's HOT as an OVen. The WHOLE shack SHIMMIES!

[raptorific]

By the by I mentioned the question of "what kind of car does the singer have that could Seat About 20" and despite the fact that he'd never given any thought to the question before he, without hesitation, replied "it would have to be a 1954 Chrysler Crown Imperial Limousine" and he had no way of knowing that I'd looked it up earlier in the day and already knew that was the right answer

[emopunkgirl]

wise words

[nuancecomprehender]

my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry

[nuancecomprehender]

reading comprehension questions:

might there be a reason this post resonates with a lot of women?

can you describe the phenonemon of learned helplessness? give an example.

in what ways might the gender pay gap have influenced this post?

in most cultures, women are expected to do the majority of childrearing and domestic work, even if they also work outside of the home. in what ways does this influence the post?

[coachspet]

With new teams set informally each time, it’s not really a league or a club. We just call it “trans girl baseball.” This time, one side named itself the Nixon 5, after our new NBA champions. The other, after our presidentially named catcher, was the Reagan 7.

Trans Girl Baseball Makes Me A Better Woman, Alexandra Tey (gift link)

[digitalsymbiote]

Got some good shots at tgirl baseball yesterday! Was a great time and we had a great turnout. Had like 50+ tgirls out there!

[allcops]

“The police spend very little of their time dealing with violent criminals—indeed, police sociologists report that only about 10% of the average police officer’s time is devoted to criminal matters of any kind. Most of the remaining 90% is spent dealing with infractions of various administrative codes and regulations: all those rules about how and where one can eat, drink, smoke, sell, sit, walk, and drive. If two people punch each other, or even draw a knife on each other, police are unlikely to get involved. Drive down the street in a car without license plates, on the other hand, and the authorities will show up instantly, threatening all sorts of dire consequences if you don’t do exactly what they tell you. The police, then, are essentially just bureaucrats with weapons. Their main role in society is to bring the threat of physical force—even, death—into situations where it would never have been otherwise invoked, such as the enforcement of civic ordinances about the sale of untaxed cigarettes.”

— An excerpt from Ferguson & the Criminalization of American Life by David Graeber (via actjustly)

[noneedtofearorhope]

since i think many will have had the memory slip with just how many other atrocities have occured in the past 11 years, or are simply too young to remember, the last bit about the sale of untaxed cigarettes isn’t just some hypothetical, it’s a reference to the killing of eric garner

Killing of Eric Garner - Wikipedia

this is the origin of the slogan “i cant breathe”, which was revived in the wake of the killing of george floyd.

[alanshemper]

On this day, 17 July 2014, Eric Garner was murdered by police enforcing a civic ordinance.

[callali1y]

no sex before you're tumblr mutuals #abstinence

[callali1y]

sex is between a tumblr mutual and another tumblr mutual. anything else is a SIN

[beardedmrbean]

[poetrylesbian]

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

[killer-fille]

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011

[ghoulodont]

(stumbling out of the document covered in blood) ok i wrote 100 words

[beehtml]

hate that just gonna lay down for 30 minutes until i get some energy to do my chores/hobbies turns into laying here until i get the energy to go to bed

[charl0ttan]

whats everyones favorite cocktails. i totally adore a sex on the beach. no rum and coke okay i want your favorite gay ass colorful fruity tasting type of drink okay? okay. i trust you. i love you