that's not pee, that's squirt

 i'm just here for the memes, vines, & anilingus discourse

[skeebadu]

IF YOU SEE THIS, REBLOG PLEASEEE!!! 🙏🏾

[narruechie]

when a nigga show you he wack the first time believe him

[greenthumbshawty]

G Unit's I Wanna Get to Know You is still top tier

[ovur]

[visibilityofcolor]

“yall be”, “they be”, “i be”, “we be”, and none of y’all be black

…

:/

[underwelmed]

[greenthumbshawty]

it really never ends, huh

[yourbabymoms]

all the men that's out here built like they grandmothers need to stop hating on the only fans girls and get in they bag. gotta be jam cus jelly don't shake like that ass having niggas.

[best-life-wisdom]

when you’re kissing someone and you stop kissing them for a sec and smile and kiss again I can’t think of something more beautiful than that

[ceelikedat]

IG: @vaanessamk

[greenthumbshawty]

it really never ends, huh

[raptorific]

Say what you will about “friends” but all of the memes about how dumb and unrealistic it is have in-universe explanations

[raptorific]

Monica can afford that giant apartment in manhattan on a chef’s salary because she’s living there illegally, it was her grandmother’s rent-controlled apartment and the landlord doesn’t know her grandmother doesn’t live there anymore

[raptorific]

Rachel isn’t fired from the coffee shop despite being overtly terrible at her job because her boss has a crush on her

[raptorific]

They hang out with Ross because he’s Monica’s brother and they have to

[dadbodbobby]

Phoebe is able to live in a pretty decent apartment on a masseuse’s salary because she (for the most part) is a freelance who (in universe) is really good, and seems to be relatively well known, so she probably charges pretty high rates. Plus the money she gets once she starts taking her twin’s porn checks that were in her name.

[greenthumbshawty]

It still baffles me that (white) people really go this hard for friends 🥴

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

they gon thanos snap dylann roof from this realm? where can I cop the PPV?

[greenthumbshawty]

What’s your deal with Dolly?

I already said she owns and operates an antebellum themed establishment. What more you want me to say dummy?

[underwelmed]

[greenthumbshawty]

it really never ends, huh

[greenthumbshawty]

Not me selling pussy to cover my cat's 9,000 vet bill 🥴