SNACK?

GREG HUNGRY.

[gregwantsnack]

darkh0wl​:

How could you possibly know that? Is this Nell?

You can’t have my feet. I think you got the wrong person, dog.

have long discussion about anime. as demon, greg love anime. greg cry when neji die. so sad. greg agree sasuke hot. would eat sasuke. 

why not can have feet? greg want feet.

[gregwantsnack]

@threadofheart​ -- x

Is this a dog that can read and type?

Are you a person with a dog icon?

Hello Greg? What book exactly? Are you asking me to purchase a book for you or from you?

.

FROM GREG! greg self help guru. sell book. need money to buy hat.

[gregwantsnack]

inbextween​:

If you’re good, i will.

[pm]….wait hold on. Did you just talk normally?

greg ALWAYS GOOD. except when greg naughty ;)

[pm] UH NO. SEE NOTHING. HAHA. IS FUNNY JOKE GREG DO. 

[gregwantsnack]

inbextween​:

I was just gonna bring it by next time I’m over. Which one’s boobtree? I’ll make sure you don’t get found out. We’ll just pretend this isn’t a public forum.

BOOBTREE is boobtree. boobtree know who boobtree is.

rub greg belly when come over? 

[pm] look. you cant just ask me “which one’s boobtree”. okay. it ruins the brand. I’m like, going for cute but quirky and brainless dog, mmkay? you are ACTIVELY attacking me right now. and I don’t stan this vibe. okay, bestie? its bea btw

[gregwantsnack]

darkh0wl​:

Please. That’s not me. I’m not showing you my feet.

don’t lie to greg. greg know you like naruto. maybe want naruto to kiss sasuke. greg know. you tell greg all about it. 

give feet

[gregwantsnack]

nelllraiser​:

What’s in your self help book?

I’m not mad :/ 

[pm] I also got some of the ‘Everything but the Bagel’ seasoning you like from Trader Joe’s for your fingers <3 

Could you not…find me in hell, Greg?

self help.

panloaf not happy with greg though :( 

[pm] ...greg do like EVERYTHING BUT THE BAGEL seasoning from mr. joe.

again, IM A DEMON. you think I care about you? you think i’d be sad if you didn’t rub my belly? or tell me I was a good boy? or feed me? or put hats on my head and tell me I look handsome and-- GREG not allowed. panloaf not let greg go to hell without permission when bind greg. and also greg little lazy. not want bother with PAIN. too much work to go back. panloaf forget greg not have freedom. greg not forget. greg never forget.

[gregwantsnack]

nelllraiser​:

By extorting my friend?

IM A DEMON no! greg not extort. greg offer legitimate service

greg think panloaf mad at greg

[gregwantsnack]

nelllraiser​:

Greg, what are you doing?

live greg best life

[gregwantsnack]

inbextween​:

I don’t need the book, but if I give you the money anyway will you just stop? 

.

hmm greg do need money to make panloaf happy so SHE’LL REALEASE ME ALREADY GREG WANT FREEDOM 

greg say send in unmarked envelope. not need boobtree steal greg money. boobtree feed greg off-brand greenie. think greg not know. greg know everything. 

[gregwantsnack]

inbextween​:

No, Greg, I don’t wanna buy your self-help book. I’m not sad. I’m fine.

but not even see greg book

see? good book. give at discount. only 3 installment of 9.99 snack. 

[gregwantsnack]

harlowhaunted​:

Maybe.

Bitch.

[gregwantsnack]

ulfricvinterson​:

Ahhh hello Greg, if you can prove you wont hurt the cats and you greet everyone at the door you can be hired as a mascot for the shop. Can you do that? 

GREG not hurt cats. CATS hurt greg. greg ex-fiancé cat. break greg heart :(

YES. how much pay greg? greg need money to buy hats. hats for greg. 

[gregwantsnack]

harlowhaunted​:

does Greg pay? 

have 1 dollar.

[gregwantsnack]

nelllraiser​:

So handsome!! Maybe one day we could put on a singles event at the dog park. You could find your true love there. 

That’s the attitude we love to see, Greg! I’d say you’re probably gonna be CEO in no time even if it’s of your own business. It’s times like these I’m grateful you’re still bound. Like…on your little demon training leash. Good job, past me. 

NO. greg not want dog. greg want MAN (to eat). 

THANK YOU. Greg remember this support when Greg billionaire. Greg will hire someone to free me from my shackles buy Panloaf nice car. 

[howlingxnomad]

Now Hiring: Someone to help cleanup around Ink Inc.

-Must not mind working with medical supplies and adhering to strict decontamination policies. We’ll pay for any online courses you have to take. Salary is 18/h and occasional free tattoos. 

-Must be chill

-Probably best if you aren’t allergic to cats 

[gregwantsnack]

HELLO. Greg look for job. Please hire Greg. Here Greg resume:

GREG ( [email protected] || 666-420-6969 )

JOB EXPERIENCE:

MURDERER (AD24 - 2020)

SQUIRREL CAHSER (2020 - CURRENT)

PANLOAF BEST FRIEND (FOREVER)

SKILLS:

EAT

SLEEP

SPEAK DEMONIC TONGUES

CUTE

HAS HANDS

[harlowhaunted-deactivated202302]

Alright… Let’s give self care a shot.

Hey guys. I’m looking to grab some extra cash doing something that doesn’t make me want to stab my eyeballs out so I’m offering up my photography services at mid-January discount. 

Professional Headshots, Parties, Senior Photos, Just a Fun Photo Shoot, whatever you want. You can look at my stuff here [user inserts link to photography instagram @ blankphotography]. Just give me a ring if interested.

[gregwantsnack]

Hello, Blank. Greg know Blank and Greg have differences. But Greg need photo to get job.

Please take Greg photo.

-- Your friend, Greg

[gregwantsnack]

nelllraiser​:

Greg you don’t have to do that! 🥺 And I wanna support you! Send me a picture of you in your uniform! I bet you’re so handsome! 🥰 Good job with the dollar and the toe!

Of course I have to do that. I saw you buying dog hats ON SALE. do I look like a cheap bitch to you? I want those PREMIUM hats, you useless flesh bag Greg want be good boy!!!! Look at Greg! very handsome!!!! and very single ;)

Greg so excited for work! GREG not even eat boss this time. Greg is Greg own boss. Because greg not work at bar, but own stand on side of street where sell bathtub booze. Maybe be poison. Greg not know.