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Was having a fine day looking at old photos with my family and there’s a nice one of my great grandmother holding a beach ball on vacation in New England in the early 1930s which is great except i made the mistake of googling it and beach balls weren’t invented until 1938 in California and now I’ve gotta figure out if she was a beach ball-inventing time traveler

#any beach ball historians know what the predecessor to the rainbow plastic guys were #this is what I get for asking too many questions #i know 1938 was just the plastic inflatable ones but I can’t find anything that looks like it from earlier from a credible source

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These mfs really built a new house and keep going on tour so they never have to live in it lmao

#I am not surprised but it’s kinda hilarious like they can’t sit still they gotta tour

New season of Jet Lag next week and the New York Transit Museum is having a 50th anniversary scavenger hunt this June? Incredible win for all the gay train nerds out there

#I haven’t looked at the scavenger hunt yet but my house has a wasp problem and I need an excuse to go out and do something #riding trains to nowhere is much cheaper than flying across the country to run from my problems #jet lag the game #new york

Jet Lag: The Game? More like Jet Lag: The Attempt At Sketching Something After Not Picking Up A Pencil For The Last Six Months (Pencil, 4.5”x4.5”)

#subtitle: my phone now has a bunch of weird cropped photos of eyes #sub sub title: why do blond people exist like that #by fall out boy or however the ancient meme goes #also wow character development I’m drawing at almost normal sizes now #totally has nothing to do with getting a headache from squinting and hurting my back hunched over a table #sorry no gummy worms I did not commit hard enough to the bit #jet lag the game #jet lag #jltg #fanart

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on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

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on this day, 13 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

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18 years ago!!

#I almost forgot abt this #happy Bruno mars seeing Pete Wentz day

I hate when im dumb about being trans like hmmm yeah ive been depressed a bit and not taking photos of myself and feel kinda weird about people looking at me when im outside for the last six months or so which sucks with a trip coming up in a week… oh you mean six months ago when you started growing your hair out? Six months ago I did this and now i only have a week before my trip and can either risk messing up the complicated cut without any time for it to grow out because I might feel better or just suck it up and cope? what a wonderful and not at all inconvenient time to realize this

#I purposely grew it out last year because I had to look less trans in Texas but this time I’m going to SEATTLE god damn it #why couldn’t I have had this realization a month ago #my hair takes so long to grow out but damn ittttt why’s it gotta be the complicated haircut too #trans

Truly every day is a battle between my knee and the printer for who’s gonna randomly stop working in new and unreliable ways to ruin my day

#genuinely they’re colluding against me #spraining my knee every time I wear vans which definitely never happened until a month ago. great. I hate it here #meanwhile the printer simply spins endlessly and won’t print or cancel

Jet lag: the game hyperfixation to the point where I signed up for nebula, how dare they make me voluntarily pay for extra content

#I spent all day listening to old episodes of the layover who can I blame this on besides myself #actually can i also blame them for my decision to pay for a vacation next month #for the record I’ve wanted nebula for a long time #not just for jltg #my finances are in a state of “this might as well happen’ anyway #jet lag the game

Item: A Crumpled Manual Rarity: ⏶ Common

Do you skip tutorials as fast as you can?

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Yes.

#the endless questions of the mysterious cat #april fools

Item: The Glowing Code Rarity: ✦ Uncommon

What video game can you not complete without cheat codes?

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Somehow the game is still up and I apparently haven’t found all the questions yet. Incredible.

#I feel like it’s gotta be close #April fools

It’s April 2nd and we’re reaching the mathematical limit of how much I can do with this game and I’m pretty sure the cat cannot save me

#did not expect it to still be here #366 of 400 squares… math is not on my side to beat that #tumblr snek

Item: A Shield Rarity: ✦ Uncommon

What video game will you defend forever?

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No shield is good enough to last forever, mysterious-cat-official

#shield time #april fools

Item: Shiny Object Rarity: ✦ Uncommon

What's a side quest that was better than the main story?

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SHINY OBJECT TIME 🦝

#what am I even doing here #april fools

Item: An Enchanted Amulet Rarity: ✦ Uncommon

Who's your favorite video game protagonist?

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I’ve finally earned an enchanted amulet, I’ve made it

#god damn how long is this question list #april fools

Item: The Bindle Rarity: ⏶ Common

What video game world would be your #1 travel destination?

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I would like to travel to the video game world in which I have a video game income and can afford video game prices on the video game airline and the suspiciously expensive video game hotels

#this is about Seattle #april fools

Item: The Golden Egg Rarity: ✷ Epic

What's the best video game easter egg you've ever found?

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Is this not my golden egg moment right here in my inbox???

#egg 🥚#april fools

Item: The Friendship Bracelet Rarity: ⏶ Common

Which game character felt like a genuine childhood friend?

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mysterious-cat-official. Be honest with me. Do you really think I’d be doing this if I knew what it was like to have genuine friends as a child.

#friendship bracelet is nice tho. I still have thread I could make one.#april fools

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