achoo!

GRETA GESUNDHEIT. Daughter of Sneezy. One of the many dwarf cousins. Allergic to everything. Auradon State junior. Snake mom. Gamer. Lover of pink.

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text 💬 grijon

Greta: You have 14 days to rock my world if you want me to be all yours, Colonel Mustard. Tick, tock.

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TEXT 👙 GRYLIE

Kylie: HAVE YOU SEEN MY LUCKY BRA?! IT'S IMPORTANT!

Greta: [read]

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text 💬 zeta

Zoe: well that sucks! that would bother me a lot too. but... can i ask why you wouldn't tell him yourself? Are you not talking to him?

Greta: [read]

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text 💬 grijon

Dijon: His roommate sounds like a damn virgin but that doesn't surprise me one bit because the first dude sounds like a chump too. Seriously, it's like you WANT me to throw you a pity-lay with all these sad sacks you run around boning 😏

Greta: [read]

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text 💬 groug

Doug: Um, NO, that wouldn't work on me at all, because I'm loyal? And also, that's so aggressive, that wouldn't work on me even if I was single. It sounds like you joked with the wrong guy if he's scummy enough to agree. Maybe you should warn his girlfriend.

Greta: [read]

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text 💬 graldo

Waldo: hahaha the universe provides and i guess it knew u needed something to put in ur mouth that morning

Waldo: r the sweat pants soft?

Greta: [read]

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text 💬 greidi

Heidi: Remind me to never ask you about my island on AC:NH ever again 🙄🙄🙄🙄

Greta: [read]

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text 💬 zeta

Zoe: can i ask you for your advice on some things? and like to keep this just between us two?

Greta: 👀👀👀

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text 📲 grandi

Candi: not me obsessively playing animal crossing even though it's obviously been abandoned by nintendo 🙃

Greta: Bitch, it's the year of Mario! Maybe they realized ACNH got too big and are just trying to put it on the backburner so people pay attention to their favorite plumber again during all these limited release windows.

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TEXT 🙃 GRIJON

Dijon: You've been a good girl, you deserve it 😇

Dijon: Mine. Okay yeah but what's the worst that could happen if you just let everyone else miss you too much for a little bit?

Greta: [read]

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TEXT 🍣 GRETQUIL

Jonquil: I somehow don't think the Big Hero People would let me get close enough to his coroners to figure out what actually happened. Actually, if any of them died mysteriously, they have ways of covering it up. Damn, that would actually be interesting.

Greta: [read]

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text 💬 zeta

Zoe: uh sure? not that it's my place to ask but is evening good?

Greta: No, my evening's not good! That asshole just sent me a sext so distracting that I got blown up by a THIRTEEN YEAR OLD on Xbox live!

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text 💬 zeta

Greta: I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.

Greta: Shit, wrong Little Hero kid. Pass that on to Dijon for me, will you?

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text 💬 sleeta

Greta: Why are my keys in the refrigerator?

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TEXT 💬 GRILLOW

Willow: Is it just me or is Tom Nook a crook? Because I gotta say 548000 bells for a 2 bed, no bath house is EXPENSIVE.

Willow: Also how does anyone actually do an animal crossing date? Asking for a friend.

Greta: NOOK THE CROOK, NOOK THE CROOK! But honestly, you gotta think about what the conversation. Like, fruit sells for 500 bells here.

Greta: And usually I plan on sitting there with my Switch and just looking sexy until they want to pay more attention to me than to it, but maybe that's not your style?

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text 💬 graldo

Greta: Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.

Greta: Not the phallic object I usually find in the morning, but you know, I'll take it.