warp cores and coffee beans

=/\= im a giant nerd star trek owns my soul kira nerys gives me life jadzia dax gives me feels kathryn janeway gives me wet dreams janeway x chakotay dax x kira bashir x garak crusher x picard ill go down with my ships

[lordbyrons-deactivated20240606]

[gretchenjaneway]

Spock: Captain, this plan violates several Starfleet regulations.

Jim: ✓ read 10:46pm

[gretchenjaneway]

Chakotay: I haven't seen the captain, which means she's probably getting into trouble.

Chakotay:[opens a ship-wide channel] Coffee is now an illegal substance and all recipes have been deleted from the computer database.

Kathryn: [from beneath the warp core] What the fUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT THE GREATEST ORGANIC SUSPENSION EVER DEVISED?

Chakotay: There she is.

[gretchenjaneway]

Me on a date: So how do you feel about Kathryn Janeway?

Date: I think Picard -

Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: Sorry, but I have to go home right now immediately.

[dontyouauntkathyme]

Let her be everything, because she is everything  [ x ]

[dontyouauntkathyme]

That moment you find a fanfiction with your OTP and it’s so perfectly characterized that you feel like you’re watching an episode of the show

[dontyouauntkathyme]

That moment when you find a fanfiction with your OTP and it’s so terribly characterized that you feel like you fell into an alternate universe without realizing it but you’re invested now and you’re not sure you can stop reading

[startrekwho]

they’re so perfect (from Star Trek TNG 365 book)

[thejanewaydirective-blog]

[gretchenjaneway]

What she says: I'm fine.

What she means: Why do fans hate Pulaski so much? She's terrible to Data, yes, but only in the first few episodes; she defends him, befriends him, spends time on the holodeck with him in his Sherlock Holmes program and that shows incredible character development. Are fans angry because she never explicitly apologizes to Data for her initial misgivings and cold indifference? That's not Pulaski's fault, that falls on the show's writers and it's not fair to condemn a character because the writers made a mistake. Pulaski deserves so much love and she just doesn't get it.

[startrekstuff-blog]

[rondanchan]

Bob’s Burgers meets Star Trek TNG! Bob’s Enterprise?

I know, I know, another pop culture mash up, I’m the worst, haha. But damn, these were SO FUN to draw. I’ve been slowly adding characters for the past few weeks and I’m finally ready to call this finished.

CLICK HERE for a 1920x1080 version with all of the characters in one image.

[jewishdragon]

me @ anything ever: it’s like that one episode of star trek

[gretchenjaneway]

 #okay but let's be real here okay #i have five series that i can choose from #i can apply star trek to any situation (tags by dontyouauntkathyme)

[ds9au]

Kira × Ziyal × art (split version; single image version here)

Two of Kira’s foils, Ziyal and Iliana, were skilled artists, a talent Kira freely admitted never having, yet she herself is a descendent of artisans. Whenever she connects with these women, when she holds their works in her hands, I have to wonder if she’s glimpsing another reality in which the Occupation never occurred, and in which she discovered and developed her own artistic voice.

Text quote citations:

The Circle, 2x02

Return to Grace, 4x13

Second Skin, 3x05

Sons and Daughters, 6x03

Honorable mention:

I have absolutely no artistic skills. I was the worst finger painter at the four-year-old level. My parents were humiliated.

[dontyouauntkathyme]

If you ever want to be emotionally compromised, listen to I Bet My Life by Imagine Dragons and think about Admiral Janeway talking to Chakotay’s grave.

[voyagerismycollective]

[gretchenjaneway]

#i swear Chakotay spends most of his time on voyager trying to make kathryn see reason#like she gets these wild ideas and he just sighs#are you sure that's necessary captain?#couldn't we send an away team instead of doing this captain?#haven't you had enough coffee captain?#is that much caffeine even safe captain?#poor chuckles [ via dontyouauntkathyme ]

Sometimes I think Chakotay and Will Riker got together for beers when Voyager got back just so they could compare their captains’ penchants for doing crazy things.

[gretchenjaneway]

Janeway: I love my whole crew! Chakotay, Tuvok, Tom Paris, Harry Kim, Seven of Nine, and [looks at smudged writing on hand] B'Elabba Topaz

[dontyouauntkathyme]

@nasa, I made a list of pros and cons of sending me to Mars

Pros:

1. I sleep a lot so I’m always refreshed and would be find with being put in stasis (or extended sleep, either works for me) 2. I love isolation so I won’t freak out about being alone 3. I’m super adventurous (one time I ate a cockroach because I’d never done it before. Yay learning experiences!) 4. I’m obsessed with space and would pay super close attention to what’s going on

Cons:

1. I’d sing the Star Trek theme song at the top of my lungs the entire way to Mars and back (this is clearly not a con, but if you’re going to put me in a ship with other people, maybe they should have fair warning so they can learn the instrumental parts and we can harmonize)