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yes, hewwo?
this blog is dead
but the good news is me and @discount-surgeon are moving in together in two months so uh..otp forever i guess jhbfdkjbsdjnsdla
((gonna be on a bit of a hiatus for a while, sorry!!)
Roleplay/Ask blog for the fandomless original character Evren Yildiz. A werewolf whose job it is to investigate supernatural occurrences for the military.
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Kitty lifted a hand to smack his hand away from her head. “They’re pretty gross.” She frowned and then crossed her arms. “Human bones? Yeah, I have.” Kitty nodded and tapped her foot. She unzipped her backpack and pulled out her burgundy hoodie from inside to wear. “Do you have them on you?”
Xaphan held his hand, whimpering as if her hit actually did any harm to him. It did not, but he couldn’t help being dramatic.
“Kitty why are you being so mean to me today! Aren’t we friends?” He whined, placing the back of his hand to his forehead, dramatically leaning back in feigned agony, before quickly bouncing back to his normal cheer.
“I suppose I do have some. I did just get back from my job after all.” He gave her a devious smirk, before fishing in his bag, hoping he could find what he wanted.
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Kitty stared up at him with a frown. She felt her fingers itch again. If only she could just.. break his arms. Her frown grew as Xan spoke. The kiss on the forehead caught her off guard so she scrambled to wipe the smooch off her skin with her hands. “Nggghh!!” The small girl blushed a bit and scowled. “Well. What kind of bone you want?”
He laughed as his kiss had the desired effect on Kitty. He reached over, attempting to roughly ruffle her curls with his hand.
“Come on, my kisses aren’t that gross, are they? And I suppose I have a couple of femurs you could use. Ever work with human bones before?” Xaphan turned to her, smiling mischievously.
Eyes of the Red Leader || Closed RP with crimson-medic
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Shit.
How could he forget about something like that? He could brush it off as generosity, but Toki was not stupid enough to think Xaphan would buy into such a pitiful excuse now. He struggled not to betray his unease, not even looking away from Xaphan's face as he tore into the cake. If Aslaug had taught him not to make eye contact, Magnus had taught him that eye contact would save his life whenever he was being spoken to.
Let Xaphan think Toki was a bit of prey to bite into. Toki was no mere rabbit.
Corner him and he would turn into a beast, all talons and teeth and rage with no ounce of the mercy he liked to think he usually held. Was he scared? Yes; he was rabbit-hearted and would remain so until he was dead and buried. But he would not flinch. He would not back down.
He was on a goddamned mission.
"Sometimes mothers and fathers ams generous." He arched his brow, knowing for a fact he had said nothing about his parents prior. "Dey offers enoughs moneys to pays dem a visits in Trondheim. Maybe I decides to takes a detour; why shoulds I cares what dey feels aboutsk how I spends their moneys?" Better that Xaphan think he was an ungrateful brat of a kid than to think Toki was up to something. Even better that he did not know Toki was headed to Lillehammer and not Trondheim.
For a moment, the apprehension on his face only grew. If he had eyes, they’d be narrowing by now.
Did he jump to conclusions too soon? No. There was something here, that he knew. Even if it was as simple as a small lead in this man before him. Xaphan knew he had to continue his pursuit.
Visibly, he relaxed. Leaning back into his seat, smiling much more innocently this time. Xaphan knew that to catch a mouse, the cat had to lie in wait. The darkness he waited in would be his own patience and faked empathy. He knew he couldn’t afford to show how much he actually lacked in these areas.
Grabbing his fork back from where it stood straight out of the cake, he took a bite of the remnants stuck to it. He was delighted by it, his expression becoming more genuine, if only for a moment. He sighed with content, before turning his attention back to Toki.
“You have excellent taste in cakes.” The praise was bestowed with little attention paid to the previous accusations. “Excuse my manors. I’m a bit on edge from this little mission the army seems to have me on.” Perhaps the best way to catch this mouse, was to appeal empathy within him.
“You see, I’m looking for someone, and if I don’t find him...well things aren’t looking too good for my husband back home. They have me in a terrible position.” The irony being his own husband was most likely safe, so long as he did nothing irrational. But, Toki didn’t know that.
“I don’t even want to be here, but I’m doing it for him, you know? I just want him to be safe.” He managed a sniffle or too, before covering his face as if tears were to come. “Oh gosh, this is dreadfully unprofessional of me. Forgive me!” He continued making soft sniffling noises, hoping they would have the desired effect on Toki.
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Kitty was slowly growing very anxious, especially since Xan had her cornered. She shifted uneasily and growled under her breath. “How about I make you one out of bone instead?” She offered. Her hands were itching to claw his body out of fear and anger.
He placed his hands on either side of the wall behind her, trapping her further still.
“Hmmm...That does sound interesting. But, I’m have so much fun!” Xaphan placed a quick kiss to her forehead before pushing himself off of the wall, giggling obnoxiously.
“Alright, alright, show me what you got, Kittles.”
Of course now he gave her ample space.
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Kitty’s sleepiness started to go away as she became more alert. “Dude.. fuck off… I told you no. They’re mine. I’ve had them for a long time now. Go get your own.” She clutched the necklace she wore and frowned. Xan was getting a little too close for comfort.
“Of course I have my own! But, I think you know as well as I that you can never have enough knives.” He continued to close in on her, attempting to back her up into a wall so he’d have the advantage in case the situation escalated.
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Kitty really didn’t feel like getting hugged right now. She quickly whipped around and stepped back. “No, you can’t convince me.” Kitty yawned again and toyed with the necklace she had. Xan wasn’t going to get these knives. They were hers.
“Oh come on Kitty. I’m asking nicely. I could stop being so nice.” His grin grew wider as he continued to step closer and closer to her, having no mind for personal boundaries.
In his mind he was beginning to wonder how far he’d go for those knives.
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“…….No.” Kitty frowned and lifted a fist to rub her eye. “No, I don’t. Especially with my stuff. Nobody touches them but me.”
“Well...can’t I convince you? We’re good friends, right?” He walked behind her, attempting to wrap his arms around her in a tight, suffocating hug.
He really wanted those knives.
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“Come on! Don’t you trust me by now!”
Eyes of the Red Leader || Closed RP with crimson-medic
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More? Why did he want to know more? Oh God, Toki should never have slipped up like that!
He had no way of knowing if the Red Leader gave an iota of a shit about Dethklok or himself, but he knew he could not afford to give too much away. He had no choice but to lie. His life was on the line. The lives of his band-mates, his friends, and his accursed mother were on the line.
"Ja, but we don't makes it big." Toki tried to appear nonchalant, instead appearing apathetic. "Just a garage band. We's lucky we manages to gets by in such a dingys house." That had to be believable. Toki had lived in many a terrible house before, even after Dethklok had gotten famous, and it was not like he dressed particularly fancy. Unless Xaphan noticed the brands of his shirt and jeans, he had to be in the clear.
Otherwise... "Ams pretty cool others-wise! I amn'ts de leads guitarists or nothin's, but people still likes me just fines. I practices when I needs to and I thinks I's gettin' pretty good." There. Casual enough. Toki sat back just in time for the waitress' return, the cake set before Xaphan. Hopefully it would take away from the conversation about his job.
Xaphan’s gaze stayed fixed on Toki, unwavering even when the waitress placed the cake in front of him. A great temptation it was, luckily he was no demon of gluttony.
He cracked a smile, shrugging, before delicately picking up the fork beside his plate.
Xaphan didn’t forget a small detail of their conversation prior, that being Toki’s wealth.
But, it wasn’t any fun to just pounce on his prey...no he had to toy with him first.
“If you say so. I’m sure you play just swimmingly.” He couldn’t help himself from giggling. “But you know Toki...” He paused to twirl the fork between his fingers. “There is just something here, that just doesn’t add up. I wonder what that could be?”
“Oh! I know!” He grinned maliciously, uncaring of disguising his sharp teeth.
He stabbed the fork he held into the once lovely, little cake before him, causing some of its filling to splatter onto the plate.
“Why is the guitarist of a poor, little garage band somehow ‘got plenty of money to spare’? Does that make sense to you, Toki?”
His gaze now bore into Toki, knowing he had to be onto something now. Perhaps this wouldn’t be a failure of a mission after all.
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