~Another poem before I go to sleep~
This is it, how you were born
Your father was addicted to porn.
Decided to listen to Korn.
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But how did you even get here?
Well, mother drank way too much beer.
The adoption centre, she was near.
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She wanted the prettiest kid
Almost all of them had hid.
Did you make it home, you did!
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Somehow you do still exist.
Wasn't on their bucket list
Started to explore way more
And disappeared... Into the mist
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Where you even ever found?
No, you returned to the ground.
Your tombstone said "dave"
And to death, you were fully bound
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What ever happened to dad
To mum, he did something bad.
Heck, even dad, was quite glad.
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Your mother was a complete whore.
She was never nothing more.
Though, at her grave, someone store.
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Dave, never really did die
Though, many still would cry
Near her grave, was a hare
Though you were staring, but why?
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How's this about you being born?
Well, your dad felt torn.
While your mother would rot.
And, you would return at dawn.
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But, you were not the child
You don't know who it was
The child, lived in the oz
So who the fuck was the child?
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In my homeland of Australia
There is a woman called Tileria.
That's quite a weird name.
That she died later of malaria
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Now, who the fuck was she?!
And please, listen to thee.
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Something I need you to do
And, I will remember you too.
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Well, no. That's your father, rod.
Please don't start to frown!
For dinner, I cooked some cod.
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Yes, im actually your mum
No, I'm not just really dumb
But, you have heard too much
a pain that you feel quite numb.
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Please, just go off and go sleep
Heck, even count a few sheep
Goodnight, my sweet child
And I hope your sleep, is quite deep.
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I'm really tired, I just wanted to write something cool.
tangentwithtanner
jacobvanloon
titsay
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