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here is where i write my rvb shit-posts i mean drabbles.

reposting from my rp sideblog's aes blog.

written by ro. she/they ( a side blog. attached to my personal account. )

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im an adult. DNI if you're younger than 17. There will be swears and such, blog rated pg 13 ;; Constructive Critique only. Pointing out mistakes is fine but be an adult about it?

Live and let people ship two fictional adults, who aren't related. stay in your lane. or block me. I ship Sargrif but I also am a rabid Grimmons shipper... but also also I ship Groc and DocnutGrimmons - I'm a chaos agent.

Im extremely normal about the grif siblings... absolutely normal...trust me.

only reblog drabbles and sh-t posts. ( please don't reblog the mod notes. )

Obviously DO NOT INTERACT if you ship incest/ minors and adults. dni if you're transphobic or ableist or think harassment over harmless ships is ok.

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Most of these are typed on the Tumblr app, which is why they're written in this format. - They will likely be rewritten if I post them on ao3. mistypes will happen, be cool.

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canon-divergent. ( Season 15 has a completely different timeline : No one would stop you au is canon here. ) Au list.

No One Would Stop You is a retelling of the events past season 13. i rewrote this au version of Red v Blue for FUN. It's for FUN. And so I can write my favorite ships into the story. And so everyone got to be GAY.

Fixing it/ Great Job Fixing it Cockbite is a retelling of Restoration that rewrites the ending so that everyone confesses their feelings and Epsilon is forcible held accountable.

Team Slide v. Team Cat ( Team c(u) nT rules. ) is the Rwby/Rvb au where something terrible happened years ago that changed Caboose, Church, and their friends' lives forever. ( Epsilon and Church are twins in this au. )

Monster vs. Hunter au : Caboose and Grif are in the Monster Hunter stories/Wilds games as characters. Slightly happier more light hearted universe.

Caboose vs. Donut - a story where Caboose and Donut switch what teams they are and comedy bits follow.

Everyone written about here is 24 years old or older... ( In Sarge's case, he's probably in his 30s. )

Links :

Fixing it Fan fiction master post here.

Just Bits tag. grif v grif

reblog blog @fuck-you-blue

notes and headcanons specific to this blog and ro.

Grif and Kai ( Sister ) are TWINS in all canon.

Grif is a medic of the Red Team. Donut is also a medical officer.

Donut is Japanese-Italian and ALIVE.

Simmons is Dutch-irish and Latino ( Mexican heritage ).

Sarge is Italian-American and ALIVE.

Grif and Simmons couple up but also form a polycule with the red team ( mostly Sarge, who dates Grif. ) and Kai ( Sister ) , who dates Simmons. Ships besides Grimmons will be tagged so you can filter them out if you want.

Ages in general. Simmons is the youngest of the og Red or Blues at 26, and Sarge is the oldest at 35 . Kai and Grif are 29, and Donut is 25 years old. Gene is 25, Captain Flowers is 40 , Washington is 39, and Carolina is 37. Loco and Caboose are 35 years old. Tucker is 27.

Red team make up : Sarge, Grif and Simmons are the core three. Lopez and Donut add to it. Carolina is unofficially on their team. Blue team is Tucker and Caboose are the og members. Formerly Church( ,Epsilon ) and Washington is the new leader. Flowers is the former leader, but he defects to the red team.

credit for banners @/omi-resources

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Dex ,being arrested. : .. Kai! Help.

Kai : I've never seen that man before in my entire life.

Dex : We're twins, Kai.

Kai : Doesn't ring a bell.

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Casey, sees Caboose surrounded by a bunch of people : HEY! THAT IS MY MARK! YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE!

Caboose : ... uhn... I've never seen her in my entire life.

Casey : ...

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Church: So, that scary person who tried to kill you is your sibling?

Caboose: Yes. That is just how siblings work. Squabbling and trying to kill each other constantly.

Simmons: That's not-

Dex : No. That tracks...

Tucker : Well, thank god for being an only child.

Church: Yeah. But you're never alone....at least.

Caboose: Always in so much danger. It's great. You're an only child, so you're missing out. Except for Church...

Church: What? No I. How did you know that?

Dex: You have the vibe of a youngest kid.

Church: Youngest?! No. I'm clearly the oldest and coolest one here.

Casey: Thats is is so youngest kid coded.

Caboose: Oh Yeah.... ( looks at Casey )

Casey : Run.

Caboose bolts.

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No team Caboose au

After Caboose shot Sarge and Tucker bolted.

Iowa/Caboose: I'm afarid I have to kill you all now.

Grif : Or you could not do that.

Caboose pauses and looks at Donut.

Donut: Orders are orders. Sucks to be you guys.

Caboose raises his gun again.

Church: Uhn....wait.

Caboose stops.

Church: So I'm like a clone of your leader ,right? And that makes me the Leader here too.

Caboose pauses. Donut huffs.

Washington : That's not-

Donut: No. Wait. He's got a point.

Caboose: Yeah. That makes sense to me. Church is the captain of the pirate ship.

Grif and Simmons look at each other.

Washington holds his head.

Washington: You can't be serious.

Caboose: No. Silly, I'm Mike. Not Cyrus.

Donut: Wow. We've been buddies for years and he can't remember our names, Mike.

Grif : So...we get to live?

Church: ... I'm still weighing my options.

Simmons: Wow. You suck.

Church: Hmmm... suddenly I'm leaning more towards you Reds dying. Werid....

Caboose aims his gun at Simmons.

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No team Caboose

Church: Who are you?

Iowa: I am Michael j. Caboose and

Church: Too long. I'm calling you Caboose

A pop up letter thing comes up labeling Iowa as Caboose.

Iowa stsree at him..looks at Idaho who Church renamed Donut.

Caboose: Are you sure I'm not allowed to kill him?

Donut: Caboose sounds more like you.

Caboose looks into the camera.

Jump cut.

Caboose shoots Donut in the foot accidentally.

Donut: Damn it, Caboose.

Caboose:.My name is Mike

Church: Wait that's better than Caboose. Why didn't you just say that?

Caboose: You interrupted me before I could get to it.

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The first few episodes of rvb are just Church and Tucker or Grif and Simmons complaining about it being boring or wondering why they are here in this canyon. Not any of that god crap.

They don't want to talk about God or whatever.

If Caboose and Donut were not sent there, it would have stayed like that until the Director got into hot water and sent freelancers to collect the Alpha.

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I feel like this au only works if Freelancer Caboose is applied. But also....Freelancer Donut au....

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Iowa coming in with a steel chair for Simmons and asking if he and Grif are dating. And Tucker just shouts , Oh fuck finally someone gets it.

Iowa asking if Sarge is a Spartan because he looks familiar.

Iowa seeing Texas trying to hide and yelling Hey Tex I mean uhn...hi not Texas.

Donut just making sure Simmons is not killed cause he's flirting with that one.

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No team Caboose au.

Donut: Don't kill the one in the maroon armor.

Iowa/Caboose: Okay... (Turns and looks at Sarge and at Simmons), Which one of you do I leave alive?

Sarge : Your time to lay down your life for your superior has come ,Simmons.

Simmons: Actually, fuck that. ( He points to himself. )

Iowa shoots Sarge.

Griff : Holy crap.

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Au where Caboose and Donut are Freelancers and aren't sent to BloodGulch. Donut is Idaho in this au. Caboose is Agent Iowa.

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Caboose: I'm sorry that happened to you.

Tucker : I know...

Caboose: I know I wasn't the one you wanted to make ot but

Tucker: What?

Caboose: Don't interrupt.

I know that I'm not the one who you wanted to make it. I know you miss Church too. And I don't mean as much to you as he did bi-

Tucker walks up and kisses Caboose to stop them from talking.

Caboose reflexively bites Tucker.

Tucker; Ow, Geez.

Caboose: Why did you....

Tucker: ... Cause you matter to me more than Church does. Now you do anyway. You're the one who stuck by me no matter what and like went after me to save me...

Caboose: ...Ok. But why did you kiss me?

Tucker: ... Isn't it obvious?

Caboose: No. That is why I am asking.

Tucker: ....This is how Griff felt.

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Short post Restoration tuckboose drabble prompt.

Tucker stepped into the room and bridged the gap between him and Caboose. Caboose's breath stilled as they looked over at Tucker. Tucker looked up, his eyes focused on Caboose's neck. The bruises were there. The marks from when Tucker's hands were on Caboose's skin. Caboose had said, " I forgive you," but ...when Tucker reached out, Caboose recoiled out of fear. Tucker tightened his mouth into a frown and looked down. " Caboose... Michael, I'm so sorry....I... I should have stopped them sooner. I wanted to keep you safe..." Caboose sighed in exasperation. He leaned over and pressed his lips against Tucker's lips. Tucker blinked several times before leaning into the kiss. Caboose huffed and pulled back a bit so that they could look into Tucker's eyes. " Stop talking about it." Caboose said. Tucker laughed and reached out again, wrapping his arms around Caboose's waist. Gentle pulling Caboose closer. Caboose let himself be guided closer and latched his hand onto Tucker's shoulders. "I'm so glad. You're here. You didn't leave." Caboose mumbled. They dropped their head onto Tucker's shoulder and sniffled. Tucker looked down and sighed, reaching up and petting Caboose's head. " Come on, Caboose. I couldn't leave you. I'd never do that." Caboose glanced at him. " I love you, idiot," Tucker said breathlessly. Caboose's cheeks heated up. Tucker waited and laughed. " You're supposed to say it back..." he said. Caboose made a face. Tucker laughed harder. "... It's okay. I already know. You love me too. You're okay now... It's fine. " Tucker reached out and took hold of Caboose's empty hand, lacing his fingers around Caboose's in a strong but gentle hold. Caboose squinted at him, puffing out his cheeks in annoyance. Tucker was always being weird like this. Acting like he could read Caboose like an open book. It was oddly comforting. But also, very annoying to Caboose. They were not used to being read. Not used to being...understood. It felt strange. It felt odd to be accepted like this. Awkward weirdness and all. But Tucker did accept them. Tucker accepted things that most found annoying and still loved Caboose for them. Tucker was also weird, which helped a lot. And Tucker vowed never to leave Caboose again. No matter what, he would always find Caboose. Just so that he could be there with them.

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Caboose: Tucker is my ex boyfriend.

Tucker: Caboose! Quit telling people that.

Caboose: Oh. Right. Tucker My future forever mate.

Tucker: I'm her fiancé.

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if you have a cool idea for rvb …

Write that Fanfiction.

Draw that fan art/fan comic.

Do your taxes.

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“Beta, ...Is this about you or… do you really hate Epsilon?” Delta asked as it popped up on Caboose’s right shoulder. “ Probably both.” Lemon Churches said as he popped up on Caboose’s left shoulder.  “ I love being around you guys and stuff, but.. I’m tired. I want out of… whatever bullshit that Epsilon is planning on doing next. I want to be out of all of that business with the Director and the ai fragments of ALPHA’s personality.” Beta sighed. Delta and Lemon glanced at each other.  “... You two aren’t part of ALPHA anymore. “ Beta said. “...I wish I could get it through Epsilon’s thick hardware that he’s not part of Alpha either. He’s free and he could do whatever he wants now. But he’s obsessed with pretending to be Church. I can’t watch him do that anymore.”  Delta nodded his head. “ I wish that… Epsilon listened.”  “...Me too.” Caboose said. All three holograms froze and looked up at Caboose. “Oh…shit. I forgot you were there for a minute.”  “You mentioned the C word,” Delta grumbled.  “... Church is out there. I just have to find him.” Caboose said.  The holograms glanced at each other and looked at Caboose.  “...Well, If I see him. I’ll send him to where you are.” Beta said. Caboose scrunched up their face. 

No One Could Control me - No One girlie edition. Chapter 1.

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Caboose I'm a pilot

Caboose, after crashing the whole plane : You didn't ask if I was a good flyer.

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I'm not sure if I said this but the ending of the Dispatcher au with Evil Caboose implies that it is a simulation being run by Epsilon and Carolina but that Caboose is aware it's not real, thus why they don't seem worried about killing People.

They'll respawn again with no memories so there's no consequences.

I think that is implied but I wanted to put it on record that is what's going on in that au.

It's similar to Caboose in Caboose v. Donut.

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I miss this au bit I ran out of ideas suddenly half way through it and had to rush the ending.

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It's been a year so....

Spoilers for Caboose v. Donut au incoming.....

The concept of The director being Alison and not Leonard Church. Is my favorite.

Also the concept of Caboose’s mind being so broken by the simulation runs that they struggle with the concept of morality now .... amd thought jokingly threatening to kill Doc and Simmons of that world to keep Donut from attempting to get rid of Church was my favorite thing to write.

I love writing evil caboose....

Caboose was so broken down by that point that he lost all his sparkle and whimsy.

They straight up look at Church and yell ' Can't you just play along? '

I live writing River Church and showing him being softer than the Church we know but that bite is still there when it counts....

I loved writing a Donut who's so done with everything and everyone to the point where she's willing to get Church killed to keep the timeline straight.

And the only reason Caboose’s threat works is they know Donut well enough to know they wouldn't want Caboose to kill anyone else.

But also...Tucker was not killed by Felix or the ai....Caboose killed him because Tucker begged him to do it.

C v. D is really the darkest au restoration rewrite i did....and it was one of the last things I wrote....

That wasn't exactly implied except by Caboose saying he killed Epsilon for good by breaking the helmet where his data was stored. That's how broken Caboose is by the end of this version of restoration. Tucker’s mind was so broken that he was scared the ai would come back and hurt Caboose so he begged Caboose to end it first....and Caboose is so broken that they just don't what they are told.

And it takes Simmons leaving them for the reality of it all to hit them. That why Caboose starts crying.

By the end Caboose is better...but they're still broken down emotionally. When they cry it's ugly tears of regret for killing their Tucker and Church. Giving up before even trying to fix it....

But they want to do better this time.

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Spoiler : its a trap

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Caboose just being way more honest around Locomotive because they get it.

Caboose : I feel aggressive today. Locomotive : Oh hat. I feel the urge to do something socially unacceptable and possibly illegal.

Tucker : Please don't.

( inspired by this meme. )

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Part 2 : Nobody (could stop our love ) (45622 words) by queenromano Chapter 20 overall. ( Chapter 7 of Nobody Can Stop Our Love.)

" I can help, but I have to be stealthy about it. The plan is in motion and…." Loco slapped their hands over their mouth. Tucker threw Loco a sympathetic look. " Don't put yourself in danger for us. "  Loco huffed at him. " I'm already building a Doomsday Device that will DESTROY THE EARTH’S CORE. I'm in danger all the time,"  they said with a haughty laugh.  Tucker and  Caboose stared at them.  Loco paused and grunted as they snapped their fingers. " Ah shoot. I wasn’t supposed to mention that either. " Caboose looked at Tucker, who shook his head at his teammate.  " I want them to be safe too. I'll do my best to distract everyone. You two can get into the vents, right? "  " How does he know about the secret vents?" Loco gasped.  " Caboose snuck in through a vent the last time somebody needed saving. " Tucker said with a smile.  He coughed and looked at Caboose.  "I'm trusting you. Find Wash and Car, ok? " he said with a serious expression.  Caboose frowned and slapped his hands onto Tucker’s cheeks. A warm smile formed on Tucker’s face. This was just Caboose’s way of showing affection. It had taken Tucker a while to realize that.  " Don't get hurt or I'll be super mad at you… " Caboose paused, glancing at Loco. Loco made a sign, and Caboose huffed. He looked away and grumbled. " Cause I care about you even though you're really stupid. " Caboose removed a hand and pulled out the ring on the necklace that Tucker wore around his neck all the time.  " Hey. " Tucker huffed. Temple had been so angry when he found it. But Tucker had saved it from getting messed up. Caboose fiddled with it for a moment and touched his earring ring.  His face dangerously close to Tucker’s flushed face.  Loco whistled, and Caboose got embarrassed and sulked away. Tucker took hold of the necklace and looked at it.  " If you wanted to track me, then you could've just asked for my armor’s ip address, " he teased. Caboose stiffened and stepped back. His face flushed.   " I wouldn't do that….that's a Simmons thing. " Caboose huffed as they turned away. 

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Chapters: 20/24

Fandom: Red vs. Blue

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Dexter Grif/Dick Simmons, Dexter Grif & Sarge, Sarge & Dick Simmons, Lopez & Sarge (Red vs. Blue), Franklin Delano Donut & Sarge, sarge/surge, Butch Flowers | Agent Florida & Dexter Grif, Butch Flowers | Agent Florida/Sarge, Butch Flowers | Agent Florida & Sarge, Michael J. Caboose/Loco, Loco & Michael J. Caboose, Michael J. Caboose & Kaikaina Grif | Sister, Michael J. Caboose/Lavernius Tucker, Dexter Grif/Sarge, Michael J. Caboose & Leonard L. Church

Characters: Dexter Grif, Dick Simmons, Sarge (Red vs. Blue), Biff (Red vs. Blue), Surge (Red vs. Blue), Agent Washington (Red vs. Blue), Agent Carolina (Red vs. Blue), Butch Flowers | Agent Florida, Michael J. Caboose, Kaikaina Grif | Sister, Lavernius Tucker

Additional Tags: Alternate Character Interpretation, Alternate Timelines, What-If, Polyamory, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Sexual Tension, Trans Dexter Grif, Trans Dick Simmons, Crossover, Implied/Referenced Sex, Daddy Issues, Emotional Baggage, Queerplatonic Relationships, Emotional Manipulation, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Complicated Relationships, Canon Rewrite, Trans Lavernius Tucker, Nonbinary Character, Alternate Universe - Romantic Comedy

Series: Part 3 of No one would stop you ( rvb au universe ), Part 3 of roosterteeth multi-verse.

Summary:

“I’m going to do my best to keep you safe,” Sarge says, his voice shifting from gentle to stern. “ But stay together. Sleep together. Eat together. Poop together. Don’t let yourself end up alone. “

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Sequel to No one would stop you.

rewrite of Season 15-16, Spoils the twist for Season 10 and Season 13.

Alternative Timeline where Grif gets dragged along on the Church Rescue Mission.

Continuing where the other left off but focuses on Sarge along with Grimmons. Grif's family and life choices are questioned but Sarge also makes some questionable decisions on his own.

Nobody Can Stop Our Love : BLUE EDITION.

Update 2/7/25 - Going to be adding a Blue Edition to this to follow what Tucker and Caboose were doing while The Red team sorted out their drama. ( Donut is probably going to be in this part because Washington and Doc. )