A little poem I wrote about The 100
There once was a ship
So sacred and sweet
Obviously soulmates
Destined to meet
One from the sky
And one from the ground
A fairytale really
Except for the sound
The sound of the straights
Ready to fight
Clarke was a princess
And Baloney her knight
Now Clarke had a girlfriend
A commander so tough
Until JFlop decided
Enough is enough
Lexa was choosing
Head over heart
Cause all love is weakness
And JFlop’s a fart
Clarke became a lone wolf
So sad and alone
Lexa left her
So she left her home
She was taken to Polis
By Roan, the prince
The Spit came so sudden
Apparently Lexa needed a rinse
The Bow was surprising
Lexa’s not really subtle
Hearteyes extraordinaire
That soft gay puddle
Then came The Sex
And we were all screaming
This wasn’t happening
We had to be dreaming
A gun was then fired
A stray bullet flying
Titus you fkn asshole
The Commander is dying
Jason was crying
His story backfired
Never could he prepare
For what it inspired
Now Lexa’s a chip
A new ship is sailing
Clip is it’s name
The Blorgkes are still wailing
They scream about crocs
Too easy to drag
Elshit’s their leader
That nasty old hag
Now Clarke is flamekeeper
She’s got some new hobbies
And Lexa’s still screaming
Dan Klark your bobbies