I put the whore in horrible

Dude, that's SICK! - Einstein

[unclefather]

[queenjsxo]

[robvalentines]

What everyone else sees when the WoL/WoD speaks to Ardbert

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

when I go to a blog and it’s 90% drama and discourse

[nymm-of-night]

[ruinedchildhood]

Phase 02: Tripping Major Ballsack

[vortexsophia-deactivated2022110]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

i just think saying “go go gadget” in front of other words is funny. go go gadget make post 

[papasmoke]

Thank you for choosing bad mcdonalds how can we hurt you

[techhermeticism-deactivated2019]

Executed for doing my thing

[trainthief]

here’s some caps of stanley tucci crying with laughter after being asked what wine pairs best with eating ass 

[zedstream]

The face of a man who knows the answer but doesn’t want to say it

[kaijuno]

This video has utterly undone me

[somecutething]

Owner fell asleep with her phone in her hand and the lights on again.

[facelesskinkyblackguyblog]

[lonely-gfd-cutie]

So at one of my jobs I work with this really nice woman named Liz who has an equally nice boyfriend. Thing is, I don’t know the boyfriends name because Liz only addresses him as boytoy. The term boytoy is used so frequently to describe him that not only does she have no problem using that term but neither do any of her coworkers including myself. One day Liz told me that he would be stopping by and when some dude with a beard came through the door I looked at him and said, “Mr.toy I presume.” And he just looks at me and goes; “The very one.” 

Fucking eh. Relationship goals.

[mothric]

no sideblogs, we chaotically cram our personal posts, aesthetic posts, and 800 hyperfixations into one blog like men

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[teenscoolest]