Vriska attempting to pass the time out in the far reaches of Paradox Space, trying to drown out the constant thoughts of what a massive, gassy freak she feels like as the formerly Green Sun continues to stew deeply in her guts, her rippling gray landscape of rolling, wobbling tummy flab constantly trembling and bubbling as it works to churn down an impossible meal—her guts only rocked more as deep, nebula creating burps rocketed out of her plump drooling lips or thick, heavy farts trumpeted out of her massive, literal moon-sized sagging asscheeks as they undulated like cosmic water balloons from the impact, even encased in Vriska’s skin-tight, sweat drenched jeans.
What she wouldn’t do for something interesting. Or delicious. Preferably both. It seemed like all that was out here was pockets of her gas, planets with basically nothing on them, or other random space debris.
But a light player always has a way of finding fortune—as soon, what would drift into Vriska’s view than a planet. Not just any planet, but a truly massive, liquidy one. One that almost didn’t look totally measly compared to her size, looking to be about half as big as she was. What was more, the planet was a deep, appealing brown, with bits of it reflecting light from distant stars as thought it were filled with glitter. Now Vriska was curious—and as her rumbling, ever churning guts reminded her—hungry. So as a tendril of planet was pulled closer to Vriska from its close orbit around her, the sun-sized spider troll opened her plump, drooling lips and took a deep, wet slurp.
The fluid was sweet, robust, and a little fizzy—fizzy? Holy shit, was this a planet made of soda? Vriska wasn’t sure what elements of the universe permitted something like this to exist, but she was also a bit hungry, and patched now that she thought about it…
At first Vriska wasn't sure if what was happening was actually real or not, maybe it had just been so long since she had tasted a normal soda her mind was filling gaps. As she continued to drink from the ocean planet though, it became increasingly clear to her that she wasn't imagining this, and she had somehow discovered a planet that was completely covered in an ocean of soda. How such a thing had come to be she didn't know, nor did she really care to know, all she really cared about was consuming it all.
While she had seen gas giants before and liquid moons, she had never seen an ocean planet quite like this before, but the spout of soda streaming from the planet was already making this a new favorite. Greedily she inhaled the planet's contents, gulping down fathom after fathom of the sweet, carbonated liquid. She didn't know how it was still fizzy, but she didn't care, it tasted good and it was filling! That was far more than enough.
Given her size in relation to the planet, it wouldn't take long before the ocean planet would run dry, the small core of the planet drifting away as the last of the soda departed its surface. As she watched the only solid portion of the planet leave her vision, a familiar rumbling started in her stomach.
"Hmmmmmmmm pro8a8ly shouldn't have drank it all so fast..."
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